NaNoWriMo Day 4: The Back of Doom Part 2

Word count:  0

Never fear little campers, I haven’t given up on NaNoWriMo.  The Back of Doom has worn me out.  It’s tough to sit in an office chair all day and work when you’re in constant pain.  I came home fully intending to rip through another chapter, and as soon as I hit the heating pad,

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Image:  clipartpanda.com

All my energy evaporated in a cloud of fatigue.  But I can tell it’s loosening up, so soon I will be back on form.  This weekend, I plan to catch up a bit.  I’ve been re-reading Protagonist 1’s scenes to get me back into her mindset.  We’ve got some work to do, she and I.

For your viewing pleasure this evening, I present a cool episode of SciShow.  Ever wondered how a bat hangs upside down without falling?  Now you know.

NaNoWriMo Day 3: A Scene Completed

Word count:  971

And I’ve finished a scene that I left hanging when I stopped writing before.

Three cheers and a tiger for me; I've won!

Three cheers and a tiger for me; I’ve won!

Image:  looneytunes.wikia.com

It has a plant in it for a future event.  I’m thinking I may not have been as subtle as I liked, but given this character’s anxiety, perhaps a bit of foreshadowing will work here.  Why should he be the only one who worries?

It’s getting late; I had to work through lunch and didn’t get to sneak a few words in today, so I shall sign off with this video of elephants at the Oregon Zoo playing with their food.   Enjoy!

NaNoWriMo Day 2: The Back of Doom

Word count:  123 

Today I went to work nursing a very sore back.  I hurt it back in the late 1990s and it decides periodically to be a total jerk.  Like now.

Quite some time ago, over on my other blog, I published a post about safety in the office, and it contained two videos about lifting.

During a crisis, I tried to pick up a loaded laundry basket in a hurry and paid the ultimate price.  I was the Peter Griffin video, not the UK safe-lifting video.

The injury likes to twist me in a knot, and yes, I have been lax about doing Pilates, which helps (SHUT UP I WILL DO IT I PROMISE).  The extreme pain kept me from concentrating on anything.  Today was the longest Monday ever.  Fortunately, I had some of those air-activated heat packs in my drawer.  Ahhhh.

I could have just done this instead.

I could have just done this instead.

Image:  angner.se/blog

Now I’m at home, fortunately reclining on the heating pad.  Tonight is devoted to ibuprofen and a bit of research.  If I manage to squeeze out a few more words before bedtime, I’ll post them on Twitter.  You are following me, right?

Until tomorrow!

NaNoWriMo 2015 Day 1: Aaaaaand we’re off!

Greetings, readers and writers!  It’s the first day of NaNoWriMo 2015 and we’re about to begin penning our masterpieces!

Of course, some of us rebels have already started.  As I said before, I’m using this years NaNo to finish Secret Book.  I already have 79,891 words, many of which will be discarded in editing and rewrites, I’m sure.

I did officially sign up, because a friend from my Doctor Who fan group is moderating our regional NaNo group, and he encouraged me to do so for group points.  Fine by me–I’m happy to contribute, in my own small way.

Besides, the Doctor would want me to.

Today, we have a write-in at the library.  I’ll go to that for a little while, though I’m not sure how well I can write in a room full of people.  Might be fun, and it will get me out of the house for a bit.  Plus, I can clear up the word count issue–do I start with my count, or do it from scratch? It won’t take 50,000 words to finish this book.

At least I hope not--the editing will be hell. 

At least I hope not–the editing will be hell.

Image: David Castillo Dominic/freedigitalphotos.net

Whether you’re doing NaNoWriMo, or you’re just getting your autumn cleaning done, today will be a busy one.  Here is an appropriate piece of music to get you started.  Everybody ready–set–GO!

 

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UPDATE:  Word count today:  1,722.  Woo hoo!

NaNoWriMo Nesting: Prepare to Birth 50,000 Words in 30 Days!

Oh dear.  It’s time to pay the piper.

I have not finished Secret Book, so yet again, I shall hijack NaNoWriMo to do this.  I plan to use the NaNo widget and not the Secret Book one on my blog currently (I’ll plug in the starting number I have right now).

I’ve been thinking about posts—do you really want me to write a post every day in addition to my NaNo obligations, or do you just want a word count?  A couple of years ago, I posted word counts and a funny video each day.  I was thinking about doing that again.  Thoughts, anyone?

Whatever I do, like everyone else who plans on doing NaNoWriMo (we’re all mad, I tell you), I need to do some prep work first.

They should have used me for their mascot. 

They should have used me for their mascot.

Image:  countryfolkcollection.com / Sir John Tenniel, 1865

Below, I have listed below some things writers can do to make this month-long journey easier, in no particular order.

Clean the shit out of your house

Do all your autumn cleaning now, folks.  You won’t have time to give it more than a lick and a promise after you begin writing.  If you’re lucky enough to have a significant other who is 100% behind you on NaNo, then know that I hate you.  No, just kidding—enlist their help.

Besides getting your house/flat/shed/garage shipshape, cleaning and a bit of rearranging will freshen up your space, and this can clear cobwebs from your mind.  Get rid of clutter.  You’ll spend less time dusting before you sit down to write.  Move furniture around.  A new arrangement feels like a new room.

Oh man, if I ever get rich, I’m calling those people to design my office.

Oh man, if I ever get rich, I’m calling those people to design my office.

Image:  homestratosphere.com

Organize your meals

If you’re like me, you work full-time and write after you get home.  I plan to cook and freeze a bunch of soup.  I also have a small slow cooker, and recently, I saw an article containing pre-made slow cooker recipes.  All I have to do is throw one in before I leave for work and pray the damn cooker doesn’t burn my house down before I get home.

If you don’t cook much, you can put your favorite delivery places on speed-dial.  You’ll have to plan around this one, however, since a delivery constitutes an interruption.  The last thing you need during your writing time is a pizza courier banging on the door and scaring the living crap out of you.  Not like I’d know about that, or anything.

The pizza guy got hungry waiting for you to find your wallet in your messy house.

The pizza guy got hungry waiting for you to find your wallet in your messy house.

Image:  dailymail.co.uk

Let people know what you’re doing

Got friends/neighbors/service people who drop in on a regular basis?  Let them know what’s going on.  If you want to hang a sign, that’s fine—make sure they know that when they see it, they’re not to disturb you except in cases of imminent catastrophe.  Arrange to pay them virtually or drop it where they can find it when they’re done.

I was going to knock, but you had the sign up.

I was going to knock, but you had the sign up.

Image:  Jeff Kolakowski, West Chester, Pa / philadelphia.cbslocal.com

Create an outline

Finally, you say, she’s got to the writing bit of this.  This is my best tip.  If you already have an idea, you should have started outlining by now.  No?  Shame on you.  Get busy.

An outline, much like your primary school teachers told you, will help organize your thoughts.  It can be as elaborate or as simple as you like—chapter-by-chapter, or a series of notes. Outlines provide a rough idea of where you want your story to go.

Don’t live and die by your outline.  It can and will change as your story does.  You may not have an idea and you might decide you’re just going to wing it.  Go with it, you rebel.

Funny outline mockup

Image by Elizabeth West

Your first week, write ahead of your word count

U.S. NaNo-ers will have to contend with the Thanksgiving holiday.  Four days of family, sport (NFL games and ISU Grand Prix competition), Black Friday shopping (if you’re completely mad), and enough food to put you into a coma.  If your family is cooperative, you can slip away to get a few pages in while everyone sprawls in front of the TV like a pod of beached whales.

It’s not the turkey; it’s the mashed potatoes. 

It’s not the turkey; it’s the mashed potatoes.

Image:  Ambro / freedigitalphotos.net

If not, you’ll have to make it up before the holiday arrives.  Write extra toward your word count.  Even if you do nothing Thanksgiving-related, you will have built up a reserve in case any unforeseen events keep you from writing.

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These are just a few suggestions to help you prepare for the onslaught of wording you’re going to sail through like a boss.  Good luck, Wrimos!

Related posts

An interview with Chris Baty, founder of NaNoWriMo 

Emily Wenstrom’s prep for NaNoWriMo steps

More prep tips from Robbie Blair at LitReactor

Make-ahead meals from Buzzfeed (ideas—your mileage may vary based on your diet and budget)

Read something you’re not supposed to: Banned Books Week 2015

Happy Banned Books Week, everyone!

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Artwork courtesy of the American Library Association

As I’ve pointed out before, the American Library Association has designated the last week in September as Banned Books Week.  During this week, they celebrate freedom of speech by raising awareness of censorship and challenges to free expression and the right to access information, no matter how controversial it may be.

Find a list of 2014’s most challenged books here.  And here is a list of banned and challenged classics.  You can participate in this expression of our fundamental right by reading banned books and by encouraging others to do so.

Read to me this banned book, I beg of you oh Mummy, that my tiny brain may not shrivel and twist like that of a conservative Republican. 

Read to me this banned book, I beg of you, oh Mummy, that my tiny brain may not shrivel and twist like that of a conservative Republican.

Image:  Jomphong / freedigitalphotos.net

The American Civil Liberties Union’s website defines censorship as follows:

Censorship, the suppression of words, images, or ideas that are “offensive,” happens whenever some people succeed in imposing their personal political or moral values on others. Censorship can be carried out by the government as well as private pressure groups. Censorship by the government is unconstitutional.

https://www.aclu.org/what-censorship

Why is it so crucial that we speak out against this?  Let’s cite a historical example.  On 10 May 1933, university student sympathizers of the Nazi Party burned thousands of books they felt held “anti-German” sentiments.  You can read more about that event here.

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Image:  {{PD-US}} / Wikimedia Commons

Such an image would horrify not only book lovers but those who believe that everyone should have free access to ideas and information.  The Nazis did not want people to read certain books or materials; they wanted to provide those people with their own ideology.  They did not want any dissenters.  We know what happened to the latter–they ended up in concentration camps alongside Jewish, Romany, Catholic, homosexual, disabled, and other folks who either did not fit Hitler’s Aryan ideal or who spoke out against the racism and totalitarianism of the Deutsches Reich.

Censorship like the Nazis perpetrated makes it easier to control people.  Without all information, people cannot make informed decisions or choices.  The person or persons controlling the information find it easier to convince them of their own rhetoric, or even brainwash them.

We can see a similar rhetoric in today’s media bias, when journalists (and I use the term loosely here) publish stories designed to capture clicks or ratings.  “If it bleeds, it leads” is an old news term, meaning the more sensationalistic the headline or teaser, the more likely readers and viewers are to jump on it.

The “viewer discretion advised” notice tells me I’m about to see something crazy!

The “viewer discretion advised” notice tells me I’m about to see something crazy!

Image:  Ambro / freedigitalphotos.net

When people restrict information, we don’t get the full picture.  We can’t make good decisions or spot potential problems because we remain unaware of issues.

Lack of sex education is a good example.  Some folks believe that kids should not receive sex education in schools, because it might tempt them to have sex.  Well I’ve got news for those people–a good number of those kids are going to have sex anyway, regardless of whether they’ve been told not to.  Even adults have trouble controlling those drives; they’re that powerful.

So if people are going to do it anyway, they should have some education about how to do it safely.  Many kids don’t get sex education at home.  Their parents don’t take the time to do it, they don’t want to discuss it for religious or other reasons, or they lack knowledge themselves.  Schools may choose not to teach it, but if kids don’t learn it, they aren’t prepared to make good decisions about their bodies, their health, and their futures.

Hi; I’m your son.  Jumping up and down afterward didn’t work, did it?  Nice to meet you!

Hi; I’m your son.  Jumping up and down afterward didn’t work, did it?  Nice to meet you!

Image:  Serge Berstasius Photography / freedigitalphotos.net

Dutch schools start teaching sexuality education in kindergarten.  Because they are exposed to this information as a natural part of life, Dutch kids start out with better sexual health habits than Americans do.  They know about:

  • How their own bodies work
  • Sexual identity and gender issues
  • Love and relationships
  • Responsibility
  • Safe sex
  • Ways to protect themselves from abuse

Besides informative material, fiction often finds itself the target of censorship.  Art is subjective; what pleases one person may shock another.  But does that mean no one should see a particular work?  Many of the books that end up on the ALA’s challenged lists get there because they contain fictionalized accounts of sexual behavior, abuse, drug use, or something else complainants find objectionable.

People read for entertainment, but they also like to read about characters with whom they can identify.  A bullied, lonely, or discouraged kid may find courage in a story about another kid in the same situation.  A person who knows nothing about a subject can become fascinated with it when it pops up in a novel.  Learning is almost never a bad thing.

So much scientific data; so little time. 

So much scientific data; so little time.

Image:  Stuart Miles / freedigitalphotos.net

Restricted material cannot inform.  It cannot lift people out of poverty.  It cannot help them better their health, or learn how to care for themselves and their loved ones.  It cannot entertain them or make them think, or help them understand the viewpoints of people who are different from them.  It cannot mitigate prejudice, and it cannot perpetuate tolerance and understanding.

So read a banned book this week.  Better yet, recommend one to a friend or family member.  Spread the word!

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2015!

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Ahoy, me buckos!  I hope ye be havin’ a terrific weekend.  It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, one o’ me favorite holidays!

I be crazy busy terday.  This mornin’, I did slide ’round on the ice in a fair attempt at lookin’ like I knew what I were doin’.  Fell on me arse a coupla times, but that goes with the territory.

Later this eve, I be joinin’ a fair number o’ fellow Doctor Who fans fer the premiere o’ Series 9, starrin’ everybody’s favorite irascible Time Lord, Peter Capaldi!

Irascible? Who are you calling irascible? And why in the name of the universe are you talking like that?

Irascible? Who are you calling irascible? And why in the name of the universe are you talking like that?

Image:  doctorwhotv.co.uk

Never mind Ol’ Crabby, mates.  In the meantime, I be workin’ on a few more queries fer Tunerville.  I vow to ye, I’ll get that book sold or my name ain’t — well hell and damnation, I seem to be lackin’ a proper pirate name o’ sorts.  Any suggestions in the comments?

Comin’ up soon, I be startin’ a class through Syracuse University just like the Doctor Who class I took last year, only this be about Star Trek.  Aye, when ye be considerin’ a name fer me pirate persona, keep in mind me nerdy tendencies, ye ken?

And I be workin’ back up to finishin’ the Secret Book.  It were techy for a nibble o’time there–I weren’t sure I had the heart to go on wiv it.  It won’t be easy fer a few days–me computer’s USB ports went belly-up and the little lubber be in the computer hospital.  So I be workin’ on me old Vista machine, and it won’t let me touch anythin’ on me flash drive, bless it!

This be a good way ter handle malfunctions. Avast!

This be a good way ter handle malfunctions. Avast!

Image:  Phaitoon/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Yarr, it be gettin’ late and I need to heave me carcass off this sofa and get ready to go.  I be supposed to bring eatin’ implements (plastic forks) along with me, so I best be gettin’ on with me preparations.

‘Til next time, me hearties!

Remembering September 11

No jokes, silliness, or funny pictures in this post.  Today, I want to give you my words.

I was temping part-time at a previous workplace on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. That morning, I woke with an impulse to go to the TV before making coffee, unusual for me.  I clicked it on and immediately saw smoke pouring from the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York City.  I thought at first it was just a regular fire; the news announcers muttered distractedly and didn’t make much sense.  But as I watched the screen, BOOM! The second plane hit.

My mouth dropped open.  I immediately called my mum, but she didn’t want to talk then.  She wanted to hear every word the news was saying.

I watched a while longer in growing horror.  The Pentagon attack, and then reports of a downed plane in Pennsylvania.  What was happening to us?

The network had live footage of a man-on-the-street view from local reporters when the towers collapsed.  I remember the faces of the people running away from the dust cloud, running toward the camera, screaming, with a cop standing there frantically gesturing, yelling what was probably, “Go! Go! Go!”

I saw a small redheaded woman, perhaps in her forties or fifties, pelting toward the camera, terrified, her mouth open and shrieking, wearing the same expression as the little boy in the famous Vietnam War photo of the children running down the road after being napalmed.  I cried for her.  I’m crying now thinking about her.  Even now, I think of her often.  I hope she is okay now.

I felt numb.  I got dressed and went to work. Someone had brought in a tiny TV and we watched the news for the rest of the day. The phone only rang twice (we worked for a shopping circular and we took ads over the phone, which typically rang all day long).

Around 2:00 pm, I went out to pick up a copy of a special newspaper supplement and some chocolate chip cookies.  An eerie silence hung over the streets.  Most people were inside, watching the telly or listening to radios.  It hit me suddenly that I could hear no air traffic.  No planes, no helicopters, nothing.  Every plane in the United States had been grounded.  All of them.  Nothing could fly, not even into our tiny, insignificant airport.

It was then that the seriousness of the situation came thundering down on me–even in our small Midwestern city, hundreds of miles from NYC, we were potentially in danger.  We had been invaded.  Nobody knew if there were more rogue pilots on other planes or where they might be.  A chill ran down my spine, and I hastened back to the office.

Over the next few days, I heard many stories of Americans stranded in other countries because their flights had been cancelled. They spoke of the help and sympathy given to them. To this day, I still sometimes hear people from other nations mention it and say how sorry they are.  We’re lucky compared to some of them; they deal with this kind of thing every day.  But they knew how we were feeling at that moment–the shock of attack upending our daily lives–and this feeling brought all Americans together too.   Even those of us who were far away from the sites felt it.

We truly thought nobody could ever hurt us–the US is too big.  Now we know that isn’t true.  America grew up a little as a country that day.  It’s too bad we had to pay such a horrible price.

I’d like to think such a thing can never happen again.  But it will.  It has to.  There is too much hate in the world, too much fear of people and cultures we don’t understand.  It’s ironic that the most visible attack took place in one of the most diverse cities in our country.

What can we learn from September 11?  That hate is destructive.  That blindly following any religious doctrine or government decree, especially ones that advocate harming or ostracizing others, is dangerous.  We may think we are immune to the kinds of thinking that produced Al Qaeda militants and suicide pilots, but we are not.  I see it every day online.  On biased news reports.  When I hear people around me saying awful and judgmental things about others.  I see biblical law slowly encroaching and overwhelming our Constitution, destroying the carefully worded values that keep us free.

We’ll tear ourselves apart if we do not open our hearts and minds.  We’ll have another September 11, but it will be a slow, painful one that creeps insidiously into our lives until we wake up one morning and realize how badly we have trapped ourselves.  We have allowed terrorism to change how we live our lives, caved to fear, and in the process, we have permitted our country to backslide into an era when human rights were not a priority.  We are becoming the enemy.

We must remain vigilant, for now we know that those who want to harm us can do so.   But we can’t do it by treating each other with suspicion and prejudice.  We can’t forget what made our country what it is–optimism, openness to new ideas and new exploration (including scientific discovery), and acceptance of people who fled to our shores from horrors we could not imagine.  All our citizens are valuable:  those who were here before we came, and those who will arrive after us.   Those who are different from us in the ways they eat, love, and pray.  Who look different from us and who speak many languages.

Remember the lessons of September 11.  Once a year all Americans, regardless of race, creed, ethnicity, orientation, and identity, come together in remembrance of this terrible day.  But we should be standing together every day.

I wish solace for those who lost friends, family, and colleagues.  I remember those who fought bravely on Flight 93 to keep anyone else from getting hurt.  I give my love to the world, and my hope that someday, we will all know each other, understand each other, and come together in harmony.

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The Quest to Finish Stuff!

So I had my *mumble* birthday this spring, and it occurred to me that there is quite a lot I haven’t done.  Namely, finish a few things.

Oh, I’m great at starting projects.  Really.  I’ve spent countless hours reading about various subjects in which I am interested, and I’ve amassed a great deal of crap related to activities surrounding those interests.

You know I’ve spoken about getting sucked into research.  Case in point:  dolls’ houses.  I love them.  I’ve had several as a child.  As an adult, I got interested in historical baby houses and finely crafted minatures not meant for playing.

The cabinet houses and baby houses were specially built for adult collectors; they also served as illustrations of idealized household furnishings and appointments.  Children were not allowed to touch them.

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Neither are we, sadly. :P

“Doll’s house from Petronella de la Court 1670-1690” by Typezero – Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons

While my mini skills are far from masterful, I remembered with fondness decorating my favorite dolls’ house, which my uncle made for me (and which I still have).  I acquired kits and some already assembled houses and room boxes, and a ton of craft supplies and even ready-made miniature furniture, fittings, accessories, etc., and another ton of used ones.  I bought and read many books on the subject.

TIPEnglish dolls’ houses are typically fully enclosed and the front wall or walls opens like a door.  American doll’s houses are backless.

 

I have begun three houses.  I have finished none.

I started knitting a washcloth for my mum (learning how to knit).  I have not finished that.

It’s actually pink.  And pathetic.

It’s actually pink.  And pathetic.

Image:  Elizabeth West

I began writing Secret Book and even traveled to London to look stuff up for it.  It’s not done either.

The actual calendar year is drawing to a close, but I still have a long time before my next birthday, so I’ll go by that.  This is the Year of The Quest to Finish Stuff!

I have many items on my list of crap I always wanted to do.  It’s not quite a bucket list.  So far, I’ve done the Bob Ross painting.  I liked that–it might happen again.

Before my next cake appears, groaning under a *mumble* amount of candles, I vow to finish at least most of the following things.  In no particular order, here they are:

  • The washcloth
  • At least ONE complete dolls’ house and one room box.  That means fully decorated, wired, and furnished; occupants are optional.
  • Four placemats (for desk lunches)–two each for my coworkers that I promised them last year. Oh, and one for myself that I cut out but never sewed.
  • All the books I collected for Secret Book research
  • The rest of the research for Secret Book
  • SECRET BOOK
  • Painting the inside of my crap house
  • Doing something about my crap bathroom

I may add to this list as items come up.  I’d like to publish something this year, either an actual book or in an actual publication that you may purchase.  I’d like to at least begin the sequel to Rose’s Hostage, and I have a doozy of a third-book case for Detectives Pierce and Rossberger to plunge into when they’re done mucking about with Joshua Rose and company.

Bucket items, like swimming in bioluminescent ocean water, looking through a huge observatory telescope, and visiting the Himalayas, will have to wait until I’m flush again.  That could take a while, at this rate.  I’m quite sure it will happen.

We dinoflagellates are excitedly waiting for you. 

We dinoflagellates are excitedly waiting for you.

Image:  Doug Perrine, Alamy / pacsafe.com

Things I Learned While Trying to Paint like Bob Ross

How many of you know who this is?

Image:  Bob Ross Incorporated / Wikipedia.com

In case you’ve been living under a rock, the man in the picture is Bob Ross, an artist who had a public television show called The Joy of Painting that aired all over the US, in Canada, and in Europe.

In this show, Bob would demonstrate a wet-on-wet painting technique in which he created the most amazing landscapes and seascapes merely by smooshing colors around on a canvas wet with liquid white (gesso) using various-sized brushes.

Watch him do this here:

Sadly, Bob is no longer with us, but his legacy lives on in endless reruns of his show, and the sale of painting kits, supplies, and classes where you can learn this technique.  I always wanted to do this.  Last year, I bought a Bob Ross beginner painting kit.

Today, I decided to try it.

I wish I could have filmed it for you–you would have found my experience pretty hilarious.  I used to dabble in painting (badly) and I haven’t done anything like this in many years.  I learned some things today.  Here are some of them.

  • When you buy a kit, open it the day you buy it. Don’t leave it in the closet for six months.   Mine was missing some things.  There was no fan brush (luckily I have one), and the tray had a space for one more tube of paint than it actually contained.
  • You can do this without an easel, though it’s more difficult. I put double-sided tape on a large cutting mat and used it to hold the canvas still.  Then I stood over it and painted.  I didn’t want to buy an easel until I knew if I would do this again.
  • Very, very old oil paints will still be good, if you can get the tube open. I ended up ripping the bottom off an old art kit tube of yellow ochre and another of burnt sienna, since the kit did not provide those colors.  When I finished, I just rolled the end of the tube back up and smashed it down.
  • Phthalo green will stain your brushes, your clothes, your table, and your palette FOR THE REST OF THEIR NATURAL LIVES.
  • I need FAR more odorless paint thinner than the kit provides. Like gallons of it.  Also, I used almost an entire roll of paper towels to clean up my mess.  There has to be a better way.
  • Beating the brush is just as much fun as Bob made it look on TV. I had to do it inside the coffee can that held my thinner, but it still made me laugh just like he used to.

Ready to see the result?  ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE READY?  Okay, here goes!

What’s that thing in the sky?  A UFO.  Hey, it’s my painting--nobody said I couldn’t put that in there!

What’s that thing in the sky? A UFO. Hey, it’s my painting–nobody said I couldn’t put that in there!

Painting and photograph by Elizabeth West

This technique is harder than it looks.  My misty foothills look like crap, especially the ones right above the water.  The first row marches straight across the canvas; real foothills don’t do that.

I had better luck with the water than the sky.  The reflection thing works just as advertised.  I’ll have to try again to get fluffy clouds like the ones Bob made.

Also, the instructions in the kit left out a lot.  I would have been better off cueing up an episode of The Joy of Painting and watching it as I went along.

The evergreen trees were easy, but the paint is so wet you really have to be careful not to muddy up the colors.  When Bob tells you to load the brush full, he means it. Using the palette knife takes a very light touch as well.  It turns out that I’m fairly good at cutting off a little roll of paint, but not so great at actually using it.

Like any new skill, painting this way takes practice.  I think I shall try again.  I like doing this–it’s quick, it’s fun, and I enjoyed creating a happy little world, even if my trees look a little bit pissed off.  Despite the horror of this first attempt, I think Bob would be proud of me for trying.

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It’s a day later, and I wanted to add a thought.  The most important thing I’ve learned from this? It doesn’t have to be perfect. Despite my mistakes, people have responded favorably to my lame attempt at art.  I’m happy with the painting, even though it isn’t as good as I’d hoped.  It’s still better than I expected.

And that’s about all we can do.  If our endeavors turn out fabulously, we’re golden. But silver is still pretty nice too.