Book Updates – [Insert catchy subtitle here!]

You might have noticed that the Secret Book meter hasn’t been moving much lately.  In fact, at all.

Yes, I’m stuck.  No, there is nobody to pull me out.  I have to do it myself.

Oh, bother….

Oh, bother….

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 Not indefinitely; I just hit a character snag and I’m trying to work it out.  I don’t think that meter is the greatest anyway; it doesn’t show progress as well as I’d hoped.

The stuck isn’t all book-related, unfortunately.  I’ve been rather distracted by several stupid things lately.  A writer friend posted this Salon article by Ann Bauer and now I’m even more bummed.

Read it; I’ll wait.

Done?  That article hurt.  I know if I work hard, I have a shot, but sometimes it seems like a longer shot than I ever anticipated.  And to be totally honest, at this exact point in my life, getting a book published has not been my main goal.

That’s a family, in case you thought I just wanted to learn papercraft.

That’s a family, in case you thought I just wanted to learn papercraft.

Image:  jannoon028/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

I’ve tried everything to find someone like this, to no avail (yet).  In my medical writing class, we were given an assignment to make up our own medical term.  This was mine:

Cardiorrhexisopathy:  A process where the patient persistently falls in love with the wrong damn man, causing the heart to break repeatedly.

Cardi/o—heart
rrhexis/o—rupture or burst
pathy—disease (negative term)

Yes, I do suffer from this condition.  Apparently, the only cure is marrying the right person, but so far, the subject of this research has proved elusive.  It’s almost too late for the kid thing (but not yet), so the universe better get cracking.

Somehow, I’m sure I’ll end up with this one.

Tunerville news:

Three queries out, and one rejection from a publisher.  Bummer.

Rose’s Hostage news:

Serious kid

Image:  David Castillo Dominici/FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Secret Book news (yeah, I know I talked about it earlier):

I’m not that far from the end of the first draft.  Some scenes need a great deal of research, however, and they will end up lightly sketched until I can finish that.  The tough part has been writing about the development of a relationship.  I’ve almost forgotten what that feels like.  I keep telling myself, it’s a first draft, dummy; just write down what happens, and you can rewrite it later when your heart doesn’t resemble a pigeon smashed into the pavement by a passing car.

No illustration for that, so here is a picture of a smiling puppy instead. 

No illustration for that, so here is a picture of a smiling puppy instead.

Image:  ilovebabyanimals.com

Some of the research has been tedious, and other things fun.  I signed up for the Doctor Who class at Syracuse University, where my homework is watching numerous episodes of Doctor Who online and then discussing them.  I don’t get any credit, so I don’t realy have to do anything.  It’s perfect!

Since the show was created during the exact period my book is set, it has helped me get into the mindset of that era.  I also follow a page on Facebook called Old Photos of London and the East End.  Other followers post reminisces in the comments, which often yield tiny tidbits that may be useful.

I still need to make a plan for further exploration when I return to London in April.  I’d like to make the most of the time, because I’m only going for a week.  You may not get a post then unless something very cool happens.

 

Hmm, if I sneak into St Paul’s Cathedral and claim sanctuary, would they let me stay forever?

Image:  Nickopol/Wikipedia.com

I’ll be back soon with another vocabulary post.  We’re nearing the end of that series.  If you have any ideas for another you’d like me to do, let me know in the comments.

 

Vocabulary – U is for Universe, which is being a b*tch right now

Today’s post is brought to you by the letter U.  U stands for unit, ukulele, ugly, and universe.  I’m not speaking to that last one at the moment.  If the universe were a significant other, it’d be sleeping on the couch.

Shall we begin?

Uakari – a New World monkey with a short tail.  This little guy lives in the Amazon Basin.

“Margaret, I told you to bring the sunscreen, but you just wouldn’t listen, would you?”

“Margaret, I told you to bring the sunscreen, but you just wouldn’t listen, would you?”

 Image:  Eugenia Kononova/Wikipedia.org

Ubiquitous – a state of being in which a thing exists everywhere all the time or is very common.

Hamish noted the ubiquitous presence of idiots on the internet, as evidenced by their constant trolling. 

Ubiety (yoo-BUY-i-tee) – a condition in which you are in a particular location.  From the Latin ubi (where).  I cannot think of a reason why I would use this word with any regularity.

Udo (OOH-doe) – Japanese word for the Aralia cordata plant also known as “Sun King” or mountain asparagus (parts are edible).  Native to Japan, Korea, and eastern China.  Grown in Western countries as an ornamental perennial.

In your garden, throwin’ some shade.

In your garden, throwin’ some shade.

Image:  whiteflowerfarm.com

Udder – you know what this is.  Do I really have to tell you?

That’s udderly ridiculous!

That’s udderly ridiculous!

Image:  funnypica.com  

Ufology – the study of UFOs, or unidentified flying objects (flying saucers).  Widely regarded as a pseudoscience.

Ugsome, Scotland, Northern UK – loathsome, ugly, disgusting, or offensive.  (Dear Scottish friends–is this even a thing?  If so, I love it.)

Uhlan, German – a light cavalry unit armed with lances and sabers, first seen in Polish armies (in Polish, ulan).  Might be an interesting subject for historical fiction.  I put in a link to the word on Wikipedia because they’re kind of fascinating.

See, totally badass. 

See, totally badass.

Image:  Juliusz Kossak/Wikipedia.org

Uintaite (yoo-IN-tuh-ite) – No, really.  A very pure asphalt mined in the Uinta Mountains of Utah and used to harden soft petroleum products.

Not to be mistaken for licorice. 

Not to be mistaken for licorice.

Image:  gilsonit.com

UK – abbreviation for United Kingdom.  The United Kingdom consists of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.  You do not need to write it with a period (full stop in British English) after each letter.

Ukase (yoo-KASE), Russian – an edict by the czar or autocratic government that held force of law.

Ultima – the last syllable of a word.  Or a Final Fantasy spell.

Ululate – to howl shrilly or produce a trilling sort of wail.

Here’s a ululation:

Here’s another one (this used to scare the shit out of me as a little kid):

Umlaut (OOM-lowt), German – those two dots placed over a letter; shows altered pronunciation.  In German a, o, and u may have the umlaut:

  • ä becomes eehhh.
  • ö sounds like uhhr.
  • To pronounce the ü with an umlaut, you purse your lips into a tight O and say oo.

 “Yes, mein Führer,” said the commandant. 

(Note:  I’m using this example because everybody knows how to pronounce this.)    

Umbrage – offense, displeasure.  To take umbrage is to become offended by something.

The ultimate Umbridge (get it?)  ;)

The ultimate Umbridge (get it?)  ;)

Image:  harrypotter.wikia.com

Unbosom – No, this does not mean to let your girls out of their cage.  It means to disclose or unburden yourself of thoughts and feelings in confidence, such as during a weepy post-breakup sesh with your BFF.

Ungoliant – a being in the Tolkien universe in the shape of a great spider (arggh!).  Mother of Shelob, who tried to eat Frodo and was thwarted by Samwise after Gollum took him up the steps of Cirith Ungol in The Return of the King.

If you understood that last sentence, you are awarded one nerd point.  If you did not, shame on you; at least watch the Lord of the Rings films.

Oh dear God.

Oh dear God.

Image:  lotr.wikia.com

Upbraid – to reproach someone; tell them off severely.

Giles upbraided Buffy for going into the vampires’ nest alone and without Mr. Pointy. 

Upwind – where you want to be standing when someone farts.

Urticaria – a rash caused by an allergic reaction; what you get when you touch poison ivy, oak, or sumac.

Leaves of three; let it be!

Leaves of three; let it be!

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Ursine – of, like, or pertaining to bears.

Usurp (yoo-SURP) – to seize by force, take without a right to do so.

“Well, that’s unfortunate,” the Doctor said. “Apparently, on this planet, landing the TARDIS directly on the throne is interpreted as an attempt to usurp it.”

Usury – the practice of lending money at batshit crazy interest rates (illegal and unethical).

Who you callin’ unethical?!

Who you callin’ unethical?!

Photo: Rex Features via telegraph.co.uk

Utopia – an ideal society, one that is nearly perfect.  Think Federation planets such as Earth in Star Trek: The Next Generation, upon which poverty, hunger, and war had been eliminated.

Utilize – a fancy way to say use.  Which I hate.  HATE HATE HATE THIS WORD.  Mark Twain, a fierce proponent of plain language, is supposed to have said, “Don’t use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.”

Uvula (yoov-yoo-lah) – also known as the hangy ball!  It’s that little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat.  Nobody is quite sure just exactly what the uvula does.  I couldn’t find a picture of one that wasn’t gross, so here is a picture of a kitten in a sweater instead.

cute-kitten-knitted-sweater

Image: neatorama.com

That’s all we have time for today, boys and girls.  I must go read some tomes I got from the library that pertain to Secret Book.  Or eat something; I just realized I forgot to do that.  See you next time.