NaNoWriMo Nesting: Prepare to Birth 50,000 Words in 30 Days!

Oh dear.  It’s time to pay the piper.

I have not finished Secret Book, so yet again, I shall hijack NaNoWriMo to do this.  I plan to use the NaNo widget and not the Secret Book one on my blog currently (I’ll plug in the starting number I have right now).

I’ve been thinking about posts—do you really want me to write a post every day in addition to my NaNo obligations, or do you just want a word count?  A couple of years ago, I posted word counts and a funny video each day.  I was thinking about doing that again.  Thoughts, anyone?

Whatever I do, like everyone else who plans on doing NaNoWriMo (we’re all mad, I tell you), I need to do some prep work first.

They should have used me for their mascot. 

They should have used me for their mascot.

Image:  countryfolkcollection.com / Sir John Tenniel, 1865

Below, I have listed below some things writers can do to make this month-long journey easier, in no particular order.

Clean the shit out of your house

Do all your autumn cleaning now, folks.  You won’t have time to give it more than a lick and a promise after you begin writing.  If you’re lucky enough to have a significant other who is 100% behind you on NaNo, then know that I hate you.  No, just kidding—enlist their help.

Besides getting your house/flat/shed/garage shipshape, cleaning and a bit of rearranging will freshen up your space, and this can clear cobwebs from your mind.  Get rid of clutter.  You’ll spend less time dusting before you sit down to write.  Move furniture around.  A new arrangement feels like a new room.

Oh man, if I ever get rich, I’m calling those people to design my office.

Oh man, if I ever get rich, I’m calling those people to design my office.

Image:  homestratosphere.com

Organize your meals

If you’re like me, you work full-time and write after you get home.  I plan to cook and freeze a bunch of soup.  I also have a small slow cooker, and recently, I saw an article containing pre-made slow cooker recipes.  All I have to do is throw one in before I leave for work and pray the damn cooker doesn’t burn my house down before I get home.

If you don’t cook much, you can put your favorite delivery places on speed-dial.  You’ll have to plan around this one, however, since a delivery constitutes an interruption.  The last thing you need during your writing time is a pizza courier banging on the door and scaring the living crap out of you.  Not like I’d know about that, or anything.

The pizza guy got hungry waiting for you to find your wallet in your messy house.

The pizza guy got hungry waiting for you to find your wallet in your messy house.

Image:  dailymail.co.uk

Let people know what you’re doing

Got friends/neighbors/service people who drop in on a regular basis?  Let them know what’s going on.  If you want to hang a sign, that’s fine—make sure they know that when they see it, they’re not to disturb you except in cases of imminent catastrophe.  Arrange to pay them virtually or drop it where they can find it when they’re done.

I was going to knock, but you had the sign up.

I was going to knock, but you had the sign up.

Image:  Jeff Kolakowski, West Chester, Pa / philadelphia.cbslocal.com

Create an outline

Finally, you say, she’s got to the writing bit of this.  This is my best tip.  If you already have an idea, you should have started outlining by now.  No?  Shame on you.  Get busy.

An outline, much like your primary school teachers told you, will help organize your thoughts.  It can be as elaborate or as simple as you like—chapter-by-chapter, or a series of notes. Outlines provide a rough idea of where you want your story to go.

Don’t live and die by your outline.  It can and will change as your story does.  You may not have an idea and you might decide you’re just going to wing it.  Go with it, you rebel.

Funny outline mockup

Image by Elizabeth West

Your first week, write ahead of your word count

U.S. NaNo-ers will have to contend with the Thanksgiving holiday.  Four days of family, sport (NFL games and ISU Grand Prix competition), Black Friday shopping (if you’re completely mad), and enough food to put you into a coma.  If your family is cooperative, you can slip away to get a few pages in while everyone sprawls in front of the TV like a pod of beached whales.

It’s not the turkey; it’s the mashed potatoes. 

It’s not the turkey; it’s the mashed potatoes.

Image:  Ambro / freedigitalphotos.net

If not, you’ll have to make it up before the holiday arrives.  Write extra toward your word count.  Even if you do nothing Thanksgiving-related, you will have built up a reserve in case any unforeseen events keep you from writing.

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These are just a few suggestions to help you prepare for the onslaught of wording you’re going to sail through like a boss.  Good luck, Wrimos!

Related posts

An interview with Chris Baty, founder of NaNoWriMo 

Emily Wenstrom’s prep for NaNoWriMo steps

More prep tips from Robbie Blair at LitReactor

Make-ahead meals from Buzzfeed (ideas—your mileage may vary based on your diet and budget)