Inspiration: “Where do you get your ideas?

If you’re a writer or artist who works strictly from your imagination, someone’s probably asked you the title question already, or they will.  When you’re rich and famous (ha!), some version of it will be standard.

The answers are as different as the writers asked.  Each person finds inspiration in varying places, at different times, in wide-ranging ways.  Nearly anything can spark an idea—an overheard conversation, a lovely (or ugly) view, something your kid just did that made you laugh.

What will you say when they ask you?  It might be one of these:

Nature

Beethoven often took insanely long walks around Vienna.  He loved being outside.  He would use the time to think and plan his music.   His walks inspired at least one symphony devoted to rural life, No. 6, the Pastoral. You may remember it from Disney’s Fantasia as the music from the centaur cartoon.

Take a walk outside.  What do you see?  Are there smells?  Of course there are.  What is that scent?  How about that sound?  Can you identify it without looking?  Exercise your body and your senses as well.  An element you perceive may not be a story element in itself.  It could be a catalyst for something percolating in your mind.

Eavesdropping

Chuck Palahniuk likes to write in public, to remind himself how people look, act and speak.  He’s doing field research.  You can too.

A coffee shop.  A mall.  The park on a nice day.  Go someplace where people tend to congregate.  You’ll see all kinds of interesting interactions, and overhear stuff you can use.  Remember, realistic dialogue does not mean reproducing a conversation exactly as you heard it.  People talk with lots of “um’s” and repetition that doesn’t play well with narrative.

Some people have trouble concentrating in such a setting, or are too self-conscious.  If that’s you, just spend some time there so you can gather observations.  Take notes.  You don’t have to talk to anybody.  Just listen and watch.

Music

You figured I’d mention this because of Beethoven, didn’t you?  Music invokes emotion.  What does your favorite music say to you?  How does it make you feel?  When you’re writing an emotional scene, try putting on some music specifically geared toward your character’s feelings.  Experience those emotions along with the character and see if that doesn’t punch up your scene a bit.

Or try changing the emotional timbre of the music in contrast to the scene.  A mashup may be just what it needs.  Instead of a happy wedding, try one where someone significant (bride, groom, minister) is seriously pissed off.

Try something new that you’ve never heard before.  Lately I’m listening to Arvo Pärt, the Estonian composer who wrote “Spiegel im Spiegel,” one of the most beautiful pieces of music in the world.  Classical music, whether modern or antiquated, accompanies the creative process very well.  Check Pärt out; he’s worth a listen.  Click the link on his name and you can hear some audio samples.

Personal experience

Although it’s a private document, Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl is one of the most powerful stories to emerge from World War II.  Anne wanted to be a writer.  She plainly had talent.  She wanted to pen a book about the family’s experience hiding in Secret Annex after the war but sadly never saw her dream come to fruition.

Thanks to Miep Gies and Anne’s father Otto Frank, we have her diary.  It’s been in print since it was published, in more than sixty languages.  Her story of life in hiding under the oppressive Nazi occupation put a face on the war.

With the proliferation of memoirs in today’s market, this one is an easy answer.  Not everyone’s life is bestseller fodder, but nearly every writer has incidents in his/her past that can be mined for emotional resonance, dialogue, even folded whole into a narrative.

Be careful, however, that your experience enhances the work.  If it doesn’t, it shouldn’t be there.   You can get revenge on your snarky ex-boss some other way.  No need to make your action hero stuff a hand grenade down his thinly-disguised throat if he doesn’t need to.

History

War, particularly World War II, has inspired countless writers.  Children’s books like Lois Lowry’s Number the Stars and Judith Kerr’s When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit, both fictionalized versions of real events, help educate people about the life and times of those who lived through the Holocaust.

Historical characters appear in other books as well, like Faye Kellerman’s The Quality of Mercy, a rousing murder mystery with William  Shakespeare as one of the protagonists.  There is no limit to unusual and interesting people one can draw from.

Browse the library or online for historical biographies or information about time periods. Wikipedia is a good place to start but not to finish.  It’s not a reliable source because it’s user-manipulated, but entries often have links at the end to better sites with peer-reviewed information.  Links in the articles might lead you to something obscure that would make a great backdrop for a story or a research paper, if you’re a student.

Television and movies

I’m not saying you should copy everything you see.  I already ranted about lousy movies here.  Please don’t subject us to that.  There’s enough out there as it is.

A good film or TV show makes you think.  It asks questions, puts well-rounded characters through their paces, sometimes in a way that makes you ponder the asides.  What if this happened instead?  If the story left a loose end, how would you resolve it?

Some awesome fanfiction has come from asking these questions, and no doubt some of it is adaptable to original characters and settings.   Even crappy stuff is useful.  Twist the concept; bend it to your will and come up with something better.

Try some of these if you’re stuck, or even if you’re not.  Got other places to get ideas?  Share in the comments.

Squeeze that Story: Is It Fresh?

I read somewhere there are only eight facial types, which explains why you always see people who look like people you know.  Could the same be said for stories?  Is there really only a limited number of tales a writer can tell?

Originality is a problem for writers.  A short list of familiar stories might look like this:

  • Boy meets girl (or vice versa); boy loses girl; boy gets girl.
  • Good triumphs over evil.
  • Someone goes on a quest.
  • A young person comes of age and rights a great wrong (or several).
  • A hero fights either a monster or a powerful adversary.
  • A life-altering choice and its consequences.

Any and all of these can be combined into a story.  I see agent blogs and interviews where the literary agent says he or she is looking for something “fresh.”  How can the writer avoid the clichés inherent in not only fiction, but especially genre fiction?

Different genres have elements readers expect to see.  For example, romance must end on a positive note for the couple involved.  Readers of this genre expect a happy ending and a pox on the writer who doesn’t give it to them.  Thrillers need not end happily, but the villain is expected to be vanquished, at least temporarily.  The Joker may always be back, but Batman has to thwart him for a while.

Freshness results from combining these elements in a new way.  You can’t blindly follow the latest trend.  It will be over before you get there.  Some writers despair they will never invent something new.  Maybe not, but there’s a reason people read the same stuff over and over.  They like it.  Give them something to get excited about.

Change up the narrative voice.

How interesting would it be to read the same story from Joker’s point of view?  Or Alfred’s?  Writer Valerie Martin did this brilliantly in a rework of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.   Mary Reilly is Stevenson’s story told by Dr. Jekyll’s servant.  I know a plot element is good when I am insanely jealous that I didn’t think of it first.

Take a little-known element and bring it to the forefront.

Medieval stories often follow royalty and warrior characters, life in a castle, etc.  Karen Cushman wrote two excellent books for young readers set in the Middle Ages, Catherine, Called Birdy and The Midwife’s Apprentice, which won a Newbery award.

Birdy is the daughter of a knight.  Her family isn’t rich, although they are better off than Birdy’s best friend Perkin the goat boy.  Alyce’s orgins in Apprentice are a bit more crude; when we first meet her she is in a dung heap.

Cushman’s research vanishes into her depictions of life in the Middle Ages, from the rushes on the floor of the manor house to the villager’s festival activities and the midwife’s primitive obstetric practices.  Her details make the books more interesting.  If you search for seldom-used aspects of a period or way of life, you might even find a plotline lurking among them.  Piquing your reader’s curiosity will ensure they can’t put the book down.  In Arthur Golden’s Memoirs of a Geisha, not only were the story and the main character engaging, but the book detailed a profession traditionally shrouded in mystery.

Write fully-developed characters, and put them in situations that challenge them.

No person is one way all the time.  Your character could be the good guy, but he might be capable of some very dastardly deeds in his pursuit of justice.  Think Dexter.  Tons of shows and books have been done about forensic experts.  Dexter is a fresh twist.  He’s also a serial killer who kills other serial killers.  To lead a double life like this, a person would have to compartmentalize.  What happens when the walls break down?

Villains who want to kill and destroy without any provocation or reason pop up a lot in comics, genre fiction and movies.  Like a force of nature, they overwhelm and confuse the hero, who must figure out what is driving them.  If nothing is, then it just becomes a blocking exercise.  Kill the villain so he can’t blow up the dam.

Everyone has motives.  People do things because they want something in return.  What does your villain want?  What’s he trying to prove, or aquire?  Why?  If it’s power, what does he plan to do with it?  If the reason is somewhat clichéd, like revenge, at least show his way of thinking.  A real person trying to get revenge thinks he is justified in doing so.  Show why your villain feels this way.  It’s not just because he’s bad.

Besides an astonishingly great performance by the late Heath Ledger, one reason the Joker in The Dark Knight was so good is that he had a subtext.   He was evil but how anyone could miss the wall of pain pushing off the screen astonishes me.  I actually walked out of the theater feeling sorry for the guy.  There wasn’t even any concrete explanation for his scars.  His stories implied he either told part of the truth or the real reason was so awful even he couldn’t stand to repeat it.  How intriguing is that?

Turn a cliché on its head.

Bram Stoker took the walking corpse of Eastern European vampire legend and made him into a nobleman, Count Dracula.  He’s still a a monster, but now one that might go undetected.  Anne Rice did him one better by starting the vampire-as-romantic-figure trend with Interview with the Vampire.  Now vampires are lovers, not bloodsuckers.

For an even newer angle, check out the adolescent vampire in Let the Right One In.  Being heme-dependent is secondary to the plot; the story is really about the friendship between two misfit children.  In genre fiction especially, the best stuff is about people, not stereotypes.

Imbue your fiction with freshness.  Read celebrated new books in your category and try to see why they are so different.  Then make sure your writing is the best it can be.  If you have any recommendations for stories that set genre clichés on edge, please share them in the comments.

Lessons from a Master: Relentless by Dean Koontz

Even more than writing, I love reading.  This weekend, I devoured a new book by Dean Koontz, Relentless, a terrific thriller by one of the masters of the genre.  I’d like to share a few thoughts about it with you.

I haven’t read Koontz for a while, but coming back is like coming home.  I used to be one of his biggest fans but for a while there, he seemed to have lost something.  I suspect there was something serious going on but what it was I don’t know.  I now have a ton of things to get caught up on.

This man used to scare the crap out of me.  I read Phantoms a long time ago and nearly peed myself.  He hasn’t been able to scare me for a while (no one has), but in Relentless, there were a few parts that gave me chills. I wasn’t reading it at night; I was sitting in the waiting area at the car repair place!

Relentless doesn’t hit the ground running like a lot of suspense thrillers.  Koontz takes the time to introduce the small family—Cubby Greenwich, wife Penny Boom, son Milo and dog Lassie—with whom we’ll be spending the next 356 pages.   Soon we care about them.  They are funny, endearing, and intelligent.

Cubby and Penny are writers.  Ordinarily I can’t stand reading books about writers, or watching TV shows about people with their own TV shows.  It’s all so meta, and fails at irony most of the time.  Cubby, the narrator, is likeable and funny, so you don’t immediately think, “Oh, another writer writing about writers.”  Both Milo and Lassie are unusual, nearly magical, and we know this will be important later.  (It is.)  The special canine is a trademark of Koontz, a longtime dog lover, used most effectively in Watchers.

The premise is simple.  An eminent but eccentric critic, Shearman Waxx, writes a scathing review of Cubby’s book.  Cubby goes to the restaurant where the critic is having lunch to get a look at the man, and inadvertently, or so he thinks, irritates him.  Waxx begins a campaign of terrorism against the writer.  To survive, Cubby and his family must uncover the motives behind his bizarre behavior, while desperately running for their lives.

Koontz tells the story in first person, which provides a tight, personal point of view and keeps the focus on what is most important to Cubby.  It also serves to make the villain more enigmatic.  Who is Shearman Waxx?  Why is he doing what he’s doing?  We never get inside his head, so we can’t know.

He uses short, sharp paragraphs, many of them one-liners.  Paragraph length is a personal style choice, and also one of pacing.  Shorter paragraphs move the reader through the text quickly.   He also favors long stretches of dialogue with no tags and you have to pay close attention to remember who is speaking.  It’s a Koontz signature; I would know it was his writing even if he wrote under the name Hortense Bandicoot.

When he gets to an important flashback, he changes tense (from past to present). The entire flashback has its own chapter and Koontz takes his time with it.

These two techniques make a long flashback stand out.  A shorter one is better incorporated into the scene in which it appears.   Writers often do a quick tense change from past perfect (He had thought about it long and hard) to regular past tense to describe what is happening in the flashback (His hands trembled as he cocked the gun) and back to past perfect (It had been his defining moment) to indicate the transition back to the current events of the story.

He plants several things and waters them with hints more than once, but holds revelation back until their significance can be both realized and utilized in the battle for survival.  We think we know.  We’re dying to see if we’re on the right track.  Wisely, Koontz doesn’t explain everything but lets us find out as we go along.  A classic suspense technique, it holds reader attention and allows for character development as Cubby’s situation changes.

The supporting characters in Relentless are very cool; they have everything the pursued family needs when they need it.  This seems very convenient, but most thrillers require a suspension of disbelief the same way horror, fantasy or sci-fi does.  Scenes where the protagonists find or learn sophisticated survival techniques without any help would make the book too long.  This genre is all about fast pacing.  Certain things have to happen at the right time for the heroes to escape or win a battle.  It’s better if they can pick up what they need as they go along, like characters in a video game.

Koontz uses one device I don’t like, foreshadowing at the end of a chapter:  “And we didn’t know then about the bad thing in the future.” Dan Brown gets criticized for this a lot.  Personally, I find this device irritating; I’d much rather get to the bad thing and be surprised.  Also, if I’ve gotten more than halfway through a book, chances are I’m going to finish.  The writer doesn’t have to be so obvious about manipulating me to turn the page.

A sociopathic villain chasing the protagonist has been done before.  TONS of times.  But Koontz has found a fresh twist here.  So easy to do it the other way around; most writers would have the writer chasing the critic who gave him a bad review.  Koontz turned it upside down.  This is a great way to get a fresh perspective on a story.  Since most or all stories are variations on the same few premises, it’s a good exercise to use.

Sometimes you won’t find a twist this way, but you will find a more effective perspective on a scene or a whole book.  For example, if you’re retelling a classic conflict such as an abusive marriage, switch sexes on the characters.  Have the wife beating the husband (it happens, really).  Change the POV to a supporting character, like Nick in The Great Gatsby, or the servant girl in Mary Reilly (a retelling of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde).  Have that character tell the story instead, his/her insights or misunderstandings driving the narrative.

I liked this book.  I recommend it even if you’re not a Koontz fan.  When I really get into a book, either I read it in two days or drag it out forever, depending on the length.  This was a two-day book, not too long and not too short.  It’s a good read for budding and experienced thriller writers and readers alike.  Enjoy it if you get the chance.

Same Time, Same Channel

After I finished Rose’s Hostage, the novel I’m querying now, I realized a couple of things.

First, that the story wasn’t done, at least not in terms of the couple, Joshua and Libby. Where are they going from here?  I don’t want to spoil it, but there’s more to come.

Second, that my detective has more potential than I thought.  Pierce and his partner Rossberger can have more adventures.  They live and work in a great big city, and everyone knows great big cities are full of crime.  I could have a series on my hands.

Creating a series character is a daunting task.  You have to give a character room to grow over the course of the series.  In addition, each situation must give your character fresh challenges. And he should have the skills, the talents and the knowledge to overcome them.  A few endearing or astonishing quirks don’t hurt.

I’ve been reading thrillers because it’s the genre I want to work in, and I enjoy them.  Writing them is more fun than I ever imagined.  I’ve noticed that no matter how over the top you get, you can’t possibly go too far.  Ever.  Look at Dan Brown’s Robert Langdon series.  In Angels and Demons, Robert Langdon has to jump out of a helicopter and float down to earth using a makeshift parachute.  In The Lost Symbol, he gets kidnapped, buried alive, and appears to die.

Michael Palmer’s medical thrillers get equally crazy.  I can’t remember which one it was, but the villain trapped the protagonists in a cave filling with water and in a desperate attempt to save themselves and others trapped with them, they had to swim out through a tiny hole.

My poor detectives might have to stretch themselves.  I strove for realism in the book, which, after re-reading some of this other stuff, makes me wonder if it’s too sedate.  In real life, cop stuff usually isn’t that exciting.

My absolute favorite, by the authors other than Stephen King who would inspire a Wayne’s World-type salaam from me, is Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child‘s Aloysius Pendergast series.  These two write terrific thrillers independently, but their collaboration boasts the best character I’ve come across in years.  Pendergast is an FBI special agent unlike any you’ve ever seen before.

The man is filthy rich, impeccably dressed, cultured but not snobbish (although he has moments of condescension that somehow manage not to sully him), pale, cadaverous and spooky.  He is the kind of person to whom weird things gravitate.  An unexpected ward born in the nineteenth century, an evil brother (not a twin, thank God), various monstrous cases.  With real monsters.

Pendergast can have a quiet cup of imported tea with you and in the next two seconds disarm a crazed assassin.  He picks locks, is a master of disguise, and frequently operates outside the bounds of the law, all while maintaining a unique propriety.

I LOVE this guy.

He started in Relic as a peripheral character; the real protagonist in that one is NYPD Lieutenant Vincent D’Agosta.  Vinnie ends up as Pendergast’s sidekick in the series, heavily involved in his many outrageous adventures, to the disgust of his captain and new lover, Laura Hayward.  I always feel when reading that first book that the authors liked the character so much that they ran with him.  And the results are not disappointing.

In their latest, Fever Dream, Pendergast, along with Vinnie, must solve the mystery of his wife’s murder.  You don’t see Helen in the series until now; she’s already dead.  Most thrillers rely on suspense to move the story forward.  You might already know who the antagonist is, and the momentum lies in the hero’s attempts to thwart him/her, or resolve a situation that seems insurmountable.  For example, will Cowboy Sam be able to free Pearlie Sue, tied to the railroad tracks by Mad Marvin, before the 5:15 arrives?  Fever Dream contains a genuine mystery, and the stakes are tremendously high.

Worse, it leaves bits hanging at the end.  Boo!  Now I have to wait until the next one.  It’s torture, I tell you!  Sheer torture!

I also liked this book because Pendergast comes unglued.  Every one of us has a breaking point.  For him, it’s the discovery that the one person he allowed into his cloistered emotional world was actually murdered.  Pendergast’s early life was not exactly a stereotype of comfortable wealthy leisure.  (Evil brother, remember?)  Usually, this character is an ice cube.  Here, you get to see another side of him.  And it ain’t pretty.

A strong character needs to have facets.  He’s not believable unless he does.  No one acts/feels/thinks one way all the time, and neither should a book character.  In a series, these facets are great ways to advance not only the character development, but the story arc.  Do you have something in mind for your hero?  Does he strive for a goal like Harry Potter’s revenge against Voldemort for killing his parents, or Roland Deschain’s quest for the Dark Tower?  Reaching that goal will likely end your series.  Yet the journey can wring your character out like a rag.  No fun if it doesn’t, for reader or writer.

Or you can leave it open-ended, but explore different aspects of the character.  Preston and Child let us into Pendergast’s traumatic past in the Diogenes trilogy, in which Pendergast must confront his brother.  Theoretically, they could milk his complex psyche until they die.  In the back of Fever Dream, the authors announced the coming debut of a new character, but that they would not abandon Pendergast.   That’s great, because we Pendergast fans can’t get enough.  Unless he started doing ridiculously out-of-character things, I’d certainly keep buying the books, and I don’t even wait for paperback anymore.

The key to keeping a series character alive is love, I think.  You have to love putting this person through his paces.  You must love spending time in his world.  I love Detective Pierce.  He’s a bit prickly, not exaggeratedly so, but a good man overall, trying to do the right thing.  I can’t wait to see what tips the scales for him, or how he deals with the myriad nightmares I can throw at him.

I’ll give it a shot.  Or maybe the bad guys will.

Leaving…for now

It’s sad when you can’t keep doing something you wanted to very much.

I had the GREATEST idea ever for a book; I know what’s going to happen, I know who most of the characters are and there is a terrific supporting character who would be a hoot if it ever became a film.  But something is happening, or rather not happening, with this book.   It’s like my brain is constipated and I push and squeeze but nothing comes out.

Poo analogy aside, I read a post today at Help! I Need A Publisher! that made me realize what might be wrong.  Please go and read it; I’ll wait.

Essentially, what Nicola Morgan says is that a great idea isn’t enough; it has to have a point.  She also says, “Beginning writers may find themselves spending too long nurturing a dud idea.”

I don’t think the idea is a dud.  I do think it’s not the right time to write it.  I might not have the right mindset here.   The bits I’ve shared with other people—a pivotal scene I wrote for a class assignment and the bare bones of the thing with a family member—were well received.  In fact, I get nagged about “When you gonna finish it?”

The truth?  I don’t know.

At first I wondered if I was afraid, that it was such a good idea that the concept of possibly writing a breakout novel was too intimidating and I was unconsciously sabotaging myself.  But that just doesn’t ring true.  There is a lot of detail I would have to research, but it’s not that big a deal to do it.  Some of it I already know; the rest I can find or make up easily.  I want to write the book, so it’s not that.  I’ve written some of it but I just can’t go any farther right now.

Then I thought:  Am I so in love still with Rose’s Hostage, the book I’m querying now, that I can’t let it go enough to immerse myself in the other world?  Especially since I have a sequel planned?  Possibly.  I need to do the research for that sequel now because if I should move for any reason, I would lose access to a resource right in my backyard.

What to do?  It’s a quandary for sure.  These kinds of decisions can be painful, but writers have to make them.  If you begin a story that sounded great in your head but looks stupid on the page, it’s no big deal.  Shred those pages.  Delete that file.  It’s much harder to give up on something that shows promise.

Don’t delete the one you give up on for a while.  Keep it.  It might kindle within you in time; I’m certainly not letting mine go yet.  But I think it needs to cook a bit.  Perhaps it needs more attention than I can give right now, and the Universe has plans for me so I can write it the way it deserves.  Let’s hope so.  I’ve been searching for a voice for this piece, a structure and a point of view that will make it as special as I think it can be.  When I find it, I’ll let you know.

If you’ve had to give up on something you thought was good but you knew it wasn’t working, please share in the comments.

Yellowback

I apologize for posting my Y post late.  Here it is, for your enjoyment.  I’ll get the Z post up soon.

I found an interesting word that I thought I’d share with you for my letter Y post.

Yellowback (aka sensation novel) – cheap pulp fiction from the nineteenth century; what some would qualify as airport novels today.  Called that because the color of the jacket was often a bright mustard yellow.

During the Industrial Revolution, mass production of goods began, and suddenly anyone with the money could fill his house with all manner of furniture, linens and accessories.  A look at the Montgomery Ward and Sears & Roebuck catalogs from the late 1800s reveals a plethora of items for sale, including books.

The yellowbacks followed the penny dreadful, the best known of which is Varney the Vampire, or The Feast of Blood, a gory, overwrought vampire tale that could be purchased for a pittance and was widely devoured by the mass market.  The cheap pulp books of the day tended toward what we now call genre, or category fiction.

Category fiction falls into several areas:

Romance

Usually man and woman; mutual attraction and love; almost always has a happy ending.  The happy endings and Three’s Company-type misunderstandings which keep the characters apart are why I don’t read straight romance novels.  But then, I lean more toward the dark side.  It has cookies.

Crime

Criminals are usually protagonists.  Can involve cops/detectives, courtroom drama, and the like.  Generally, the perpetrators of the crimes are known.

Mystery/detective

A detective, forensics expert or amateur sleuth.  The majority of them are whodunit novels, where the perpetrator is unknown to the reader and to the detective, with a reveal at the end.

Action/adventure

Think Commando, with missions, jungles, weapons, and machismo.  I know that’s a movie, but it’s a great example of the genre.  Also David Morrell’s First Blood, the novel Rambo came from.

Speculative fiction

Includes fantasy and science fiction, is a broader term for those.  Fantasy involves invented worlds, magic, supernatural beings.  Science fiction is science, technology, and future-oriented and can be hard, where technology drives the plot, or soft and more character-oriented.  Alternate worlds fall into this category also.

Horror

A subgenre of fantasy, horror tales are the monster stories, ghouls, ghosts, and reanimated corpses seeking brains or revenge.  You can have straight monsters, like Pennywise in Stephen King’s IT or explore the terror within, as in Robert Bloch’s Psycho.

Westerns

Cowboys, cattle drives, and water rights, just like the John Wayne movies.  Notable Western authors include Zane Grey, Louis L’Amour, Cormac McCarthy and Larry McMurtry.

Literary fiction

Ha, got you! Literary fiction is not strictly genre, but it’s fiction and it’s a category.  So I’m putting it in.  It’s characterized by serious themes and great attention to style, depth and character development.

Category fiction is broad and malleable, and writers often combine elements of more than one genre in their work.  For example, you can write a romantic story set in an alternate universe, with magical elements.  Or like my book, where a relationship begins amidst a criminal setting, which would make it a romantic crime thriller.  Predator, while not a novel, is actually a monster (horror) movie in an action/adventure setting.  Sometimes this results in the invention of a new subgenre–vampire romance, for example–which if successful will spawn a score of imitators.

It’s recommended that you at least know what category your story falls into before you query, so you can target agents and publishers who handle that type of work.  One of the biggest reasons for rejection is sending a query to someone who doesn’t represent your kind of story.

It also gives them a better idea of where they can sell it.  Obviously your agent won’t want to take your romance novel to a horror publisher, unless it’s about monsters in love who tear down the city.  Hey, that actually sounds like something I would read…

Don’t worry if you think you’ve written a yellowback.  People have been slurping them up for over a century.  Some snobby people think genre fiction is not real writing, but tell that to Stephen King.  When your horror novel hits the bestseller list, you can laugh all the way to the bank.

Write Me a Letter

Writers spend a lot of time surfing the intertubes for magazines and agencies.  Numerous websites exist that aggregate submission calls, including NewPages.com, Duetrope’s Digest and various freelance market listings.  The most important page you’ll see on any magazine or agency site is the guidelines.

The short story market has shrunk from what it was years ago.  Competition is fierce, and screeners look for reasons to reject submitted material.  Pieces that don’t fit the guidelines are the first to go.

You have to tailor your submissions to the magazine itself.  If you’re writing articles, it makes sense to know you won’t be able to sell something about finance to American Cowboy, unless the article is about economical ways to board horses.  It has to address what the publication is looking for.  Same with an agency; you wouldn’t query a weepy historical romance to someone who is looking for crime thrillers or young adult fiction.

Fortunately magazines, literary journals and agents let writers know what type of material they seek.  Most websites have a page titled “Submissions” or “Guidelines.”  Read that page and then do what it says.   They use this information to screen submissions.  If yours doesn’t fit the guidelines, they don’t’ have to waste time reading it.  Too many pages, too many submissions to read and coddle each one.

Lots of agencies these days won’t even respond if they’re going to reject your work, so you might see something like “If you don’t hear from us within four months, assume we aren’t interested.”  Pretty clear, if you ask me.

I’ve seen literary journals whose submission instructions are so vague it sounds as though they are open to anything, but usually they’re not.  In those cases, read the journal if you can.  If the material is online and subscription only, go to the bookstore and find a copy.  You can sit at Barnes and Noble and read it; just don’t spill any coffee on it or you’ll be buying!  University libraries might have copies of literary journals also.

Guidelines do more than filter material.  They tell screeners if you can follow directions.  Think of it like answering a job advertisement.   You wouldn’t want to work with someone who can’t follow basic instructions, and neither do they.

Don’t assume each agency or publication’s submittal process is the same either.   Check!  Look on the website.  Very few don’t have websites now.  A lot of agents and magazines are going green and have switched to accepting email submissions and queries.  Remember, AN EMAIL QUERY IS STILL A BUSINESS COMMUNICATION.   You must take the same care with your letter as you would if you were mailing it.

Here’s a great post from Rachelle Gardner’s agent blog about why guidelines are so important.

VERB!

Edited because in my first Batman example, someone pointed out the word “pounded” made them think of something other than hitting and resulted in unintentional hilarity!

Anybody remember this?

Schoolhouse Rock Verb: That’s What’s Happening!

If you don’t remember Schoolhouse Rock, you’re too young, and I’m truly sorry.  You missed out!

Verbs tell us like it is! They tell us what’s happening, what the character is doing.  How we use them makes the difference between exciting and boring, ho-hum writing.

What’s going on in this sentence?

  • The Joker was pummeled hard by Batman’s fist.  The crimson paint of his smile was enhanced by the blood from his mouth.

If you said, “Those sentences are passive,” congratulations.

Who is doing something in this passage?

Batman’s fist, or rather, Batman, since he pummels the Joker.  Joker just sits there and takes it.  Batman is the subject of the sentence, and Joker the object.  In passive construction, the subject of the sentence receives the action, instead of performing the action.

To keep the sentence from boring people to tears, you must remove the passive verbs and replace them with active verbs.  Active verbs tell readers what happens.  They have more flavor and color.

Using active verbs, the subject performs the action on the object, like this:

  • Batman pummeled the Joker.  Joker laughed.  Blood from his mouth enhanced his crimson-painted smile.

Batman acts upon Joker.  He does something.  The blood is the subject of the second sentence.  It adds to the red paint Joker likes to wear on his mouth.  The active sentences give a more dynamic feel to the passage, and we can see better what Batman is doing and how he does it.

Notice that the active construction takes fewer words.  Hard is unnecessary, because pummeled tells us how Batman hit Joker.  So is fist, since we know Batman pummels with his fists.  Active verbs tend to be more descriptive.

It’s not bad to use passive language sometimes.  It sounds more formal, for example, as in a police media liaison officer reading from a prepared statement.

  • The Joker was beaten by an unknown assailant.  It is believed the Batman may be responsible.

Official police reports are almost always written in passive language.  Besides formality, it maintains distance and a neutral tone.  Also, they don’t know who beat the Joker, so an actor is not present in the sentence.

  • All the stolen jewels were dissolved. (By what?  By who?  Again, we don’t know.)

You can also use that construction to establish character.  One Joker henchman telling another would probably not use the same language to describe the incident.

  • “Yeah, the Batman bashed his face in,” George said to Lenny.  “And I heard he laughed the whole freakin’ time.”

George’s story is plain and simple, using active language because that’s how most people speak.  He’s a down-to-earth character and doesn’t need to make a formal report.

A newscaster speaking of the same incident might use a bit of active language in his newscast:

  • “Sources say an unknown assailant beat the Joker badly.  Police suspect the mysterious vigilante known as the Batman,” the handsome blond anchor said.

Or, he might not:

  • “Sources say the Joker was beaten badly by an unknown assailant.  The mysterious vigilante known as the Batman is the police department’s prime suspect,” the handsome blond anchor said.

Which one sounds better?  The active one does.  Not only that, but it takes less time to say.  I imagine news people wouldn’t want to have to rush through their copy.  They make more mistakes that way.

You can find some resources about active and passive language at these websites:

Purdue Online Writing Lab

http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/539/01/

Essay Writing Assistance – Columbia College of Missouri

http://www.ccis.edu/writingcenter/documents/passive.html

Here’s a great one with lots of examples:

http://www.englishpage.com/verbpage/activepassive.html

Tricksy

I like to read decorating books.  I don’t have any money to redo my house, but it’s fun to imagine what I would do if I could.  Paint, paper, slipcovers, pillows, flowers and accessories go in and out of style, so I usually end up eventually tossing or recycling magazines and books I’ve saved or bought at library sales.

In the back of one of them, I found a neat little set of pages like graph paper, and another set of pages with furniture shapes.  You were supposed to trace the shapes, cut them out and use them on the graph pages to virtually rearrange your furniture.

Well, I didn’t keep them because I have a computer program that does that.   Being too lazy to sit at my desktop and use it, I’ve also done it in Word.  I made a whole two-page spread of the bank robber’s hideout in Rose’s Hostage, along with Heroine’s apartment.

Why did I do that?

It’s one of my tricks.  The layout helped me to place characters in the space inside my mind when I wrote the Bad Thing that happens in the middle of the book, which takes place in the hideout.  It’s a small, old house and I had a lot going on.  With the computer layout, I had a very clear picture that I could even print out and draw lines on.  I was able to chart the movement of each character in the big action scene.

I found that in real life it didn’t look the same as in my head.  Imagination can remove walls and rearrange stairs, doors, and windows.  Also, when you’re in tight POV with a character, it’s limited to what that person can actually see/hear/feel.   That helped me; I knew if one person was in the kitchen, for example, that it would be difficult to hear from another part of the house, since the floor plan wasn’t open as in a modern dwelling.

Another trick that helps me write is speaking dialogue.  When working out a scene, such as Heroine and her best friend discussing (arguing) about something, I practice out loud what I want my characters to say.  It’s like an improvisational acting exercise, except usually I don’t have anyone but the cat to bounce dialogue around with.  So I’ll go through it when I’m washing the dishes or in the shower.  If I land on something that sounds true to my character and is uncluttered, I’ll write that down.  I usually have to edit it several times, because real speech is full of “wells” and “ums” and other extras that don’t work on the page.

Character worksheets are another trick people sometimes use.  I don’t do these much because I prefer to let my people do stuff organically, in first draft, anyway.  What notes I make aren’t set in stone, because during revision I might change a lot of action and motivations.  However, the sheets are a big help when I can’t get a handle on someone.  Look on the Internet for worksheets you can download and use if you want to try this.

Starting in the middle is the biggest trick of all.  I find it hard to start a project sometimes.  I often know what will happen later on in the book or story, so I’ll skip the beginning and write a scene from farther on.  I jump around and then transition everything together.  In first draft, it doesn’t matter if it’s awkward or clunky, because it will probably be revised and maybe even edited out later.  Sometimes it’s easier to add stuff than take it away.  First draft is simply for getting it down on the page; the niceties can come later.

If you don’t write fiction, some of the tricks can still work.  Others are helpful for both: outlines, lists, timelines—on a big nonfiction or academic project the timeline can be for you instead of characters.   Since events in Rose’s Hostage takes place over a month’s time, I had a calendar on which I wrote notes in each square for what I wanted to happen on each day.

If you have tricks that help you with characters, scenes, or concepts, feel free to share in the comments.

Sturgeon’s Law

Sturgeon’s Law is an adage that states “Ninety percent of everything is crud.” It is attributed to science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon, who said it in response to numerous attacks on sci-fi’s literary merit by people who used terribly-written books as examples to prove their point.

What he was trying to say was that yes, there is crud, but in everything, not just sci-fi.  If everything contains a certain percentage of awesome, then what’s left must be crud.  If you apply the Law to current films, it’s pretty hard to find gems among all the floaters out there in that great big Hollywood Bowl, which kind of proves Mr. Sturgeon right.

Why do people read / watch crud?

I’m not saying there’s anything WRONG with it.  Some people might think when my books get published that they’re crud. They’re entitled to their opinion.  If I could make a boatload of money writing crud, I probably won’t care that much.  But I’d like to produce something worthwhile while I’m at it.

Why do people buy it?

I’m not completely sure myself, but I’ll take a stab at it.  I think there are several reasons.

1.  It’s entertaining.

Campy crud TV shows are hilarious.  Movies too.  Who hasn’t watched a terrible horror film with a ridiculous monster and improbable story and howled with laughter?  It’s fun.  Even more enjoyable is making sport of the movie after you’ve seen it.   A cruddy novel is a rip to pick apart too.  Witness all the sites making fun of Twilight.  And some crud, done cleverly as satire, makes fun of us.  Example:  Idiocracy’s portrayal of a dystopian society as the result of the dumbing-down of America.

2.  It’s familiar.

Usually crud relies on tropes everyone has seen a thousand times.  A valiant dog.  The innocent child walking unknowingly into danger.  The misunderstood villain.  A hooker with a heart of gold.  The valiant dog rescues the innocent child from the misunderstood villain and changes the life/outlook of the hooker with the heart of gold, and then dies.  Always prettily—never in a mangled heap of flesh by the side of the road.

3.  It doesn’t require any thought.

At the end of the day, after leaving their soul-murdering, life-sucking slogging jobs, people are tired.  They want a bit of entertainment they don’t have to think about, without deep moral quandaries or philosophical implications.  All they want is a cold root beer, a taco and a bit of escapism.

4.  It makes them feel smarter.

When you watch a movie or read a novel where everyone is a complete idiot, doesn’t it make you feel smarter by comparison?  Let’s say the hero’s flunky hears the zombie gurgle from the locked broom closet, and instead of leaving and setting the house on fire, he opens it.  You yell, “Don’t open that door!” Or you think, “I would never do that!”  And because he’s the flunky, you figure he’s going to die.  If he’s wearing a red shirt, you know it.  You might even think “I can do better than that.”

If you can, get cracking!

For writers, it’s pretty frustrating to work like hell on something crafted to be clever and original and engaging, meticulously edit it, flawlessly present it, and still lose out to another brainless marketing trend.  I can only imagine what screenwriters are going through right now.

Don’t feel bad if you enjoy a bit of crud now and then.  I myself have a taste for old B-movies, horror in particular.  It Came from Beneath the Sea, Bucket of Blood, The Fly (1958), all great fun.  I can still appreciate Mr. Sturgeon’s fine writing and that of Emile Zola, Mark Twain and the poetry of Shelley and Dickinson.

What’s your favorite crud TV show / movie / book?  Why?  And what’s your favorite “smart” material?  Please share in the comments.