SOPA Web Strike!

On Wednesday, January 18, 2012, this blog and many, many other sites including Wikipedia, the entire Cheezburger Network and the Center for Democracy & Technology will go dark.  We are protesting the SOPA and PIPA bills looming in Congress, in which lawmakers who don’t understand how the Internet works are trying to throw a blanket over piracy.

The intent is to prevent rogue websites overseas from reaching U.S. users and pirating movies, etc.  There are better ways to do this.   Tim O’Reilly, founder and CEO of O’Reilly Media, is a staunch supporter of open-source software and a major content producer.  He made some very intelligent remarks that are summarized on this post at techdirt.com.

See more here at www.sopastrike.com, with a list of some of the sites participating.

These bills are too far-reaching and the enforcement is too vague to be anything but trouble.  In this story on CNN, the White House has said it will not support the bills.  Maybe our geeky Crackberry-toting president means it.  Let’s hope so.

Writers should care about this because it could have a devastating effect on our content.  If a website or blog gets tagged under these rules, it can be shut down.   Fair use of licensed content may be targeted.

The really scary part is that accusation alone can allow the government to remove your content, block your posts and restrict your speech.  So anyone who doesn’t like your opinions, or that you shared an LOLcat, can report you.  And you can’t do squat until you prove you didn’t commit copyright infringement.

If you did, even unintentionally (and this goes on all over the Internet), you can’t make it right.  The system we’re under now means if you copy a post here and post it on your own blog, I can email you and say “Hey, did you mean to link to this, or what,”  thus giving you a chance to fix it and still reference the content.

SOPA and PIPA undermine the legal structure that permits the Internet to exist in its current accessible form.  They are a step toward the censorship that plagues countries such as Iran, China and North Korea.

Please email or call your senator (BE POLITE!) and tell him/her you oppose this legislation.  Thank you.

 

5 Ways Being Creative Sucks

People tell me being a writer must be so cool, that I should quit my job and work from home, they wish they could write a book, etc.  I have no doubt my artist friends have heard similar utterances.

Truly, it is pretty awesome.  I can write something that’s in my head and make you see it (at least I hope you do) and live vicariously through my characters.  So it’s good, mostly.  I’d rather have it than not.

BUT…

In no particular order, here are the things about creativity that suck.

It’s not fun ALL the time

I hear over and over in freelancer blogs, articles and comments how everyone thinks full-time writers have it made.  The cliché is a pajama-clad person lolling on the sofa enjoying daytime TV in between occasional bursts of typing.  Stay-at-home moms get the same “You don’t really work” crap.

THIS IS THEIR JOB.  If they don’t do it, they don’t eat.  They just don’t have to sit in a stupid office like you.

Even part-time, it’s work.  Imagine writing a term paper.  For six months to a year.  That’s kind of what it’s like to write a novel.  If you’ve penned a thesis, you know what I mean.
 Money

Yes, there are plenty of paid writers out there doing more than content work.  And I know graphic artists, illustrators and musicians who are professionals at least part-time.

Most of them have a day job.  You know that old joke about every waiter is an actor?  That is truer than you know.   Also, freelancers have to work longer hours than someone employed traditionally because they have more to cover, and they never know when the flow will dry up.

Most of us won’t make the big bucks like John Grisham or Ken Follett.  We’ll be lucky if we can pay the bills.  “Just sell a book!” you say, smiling brightly.  Yeah, okay, after a year of writing and editing, and another six months of querying, submitting and waiting for people to get back to us—hell, we’re out on the street already.

It’s always in your head

Families of novelists often complain they are distracted and spacey when they’re involved in a manuscript.  We’re sorry.  Really, we don’t mean to ignore you.  We love Aunty Myrtle and we’d like to go to her cat’s anniversary party, but the book is demanding all our attention.   We probably see Christmas as a free afternoon to actually get something done.

Once you get in The Zone, it’s extremely hard to turn off your brain and focus on anything else.   For those of us with a real job, weekends, holidays and evenings are the only time we have to write.   Good scheduling and an understanding partner are priceless.  Some writers are better able to prioritize than others, but it’s something you can learn.

The whole “mad genius” thing

Recent studies showed a supposed link between creativity and mental illness such as depression and psychosis.  A high percentage of artists and writers are addicts, too.

Correlation doesn’t mean causation. If you’re a free spirit, you might already enjoy doing things most people would label as crazy.  Less-inhibited personalities may mean signs and symptoms are more easily noticed.  Either way, it can produce the wrong kind of attention.

As for depression and substance abuse, those can both stem from extreme disappointment, frustration and stress, things artists have to deal with on a regular basis.  Financial, career and relationship struggles will do a number on anyone.

And I won’t even mention the waves of “OH MY GOD I SUCK SO BAD” low self-esteem that wash over you periodically.  Especially when you read something so good you can never ever hope to duplicate its success.

It bites you in the ass all the time

Stephen King once mentioned something about how everyone told him “It must be great to have such a vivid imagination!”  Yeah, he said, until it turns on you with sharp teeth.

In bed late at night, you hear a noise.  A normal person might think “burglar” or “damn raccoons / possums / idiot dogs next door.”  A writer might have his hideous, gory death worked out before his feet even hit the floor.  Both will still be scared, but one’s gonna torture himself a lot more than the other.

Don’t even get me started on what Facebook can do to you.  The usual “why’d she post that?  Who the hell is [unknown work friend]?” shit only gets magnified.  Next thing you know, you’re cyberstalking instead of working, ready to meet your partner at the door with a flamethrower.

Yeah, thanks a lot, imagination.   You suck.

John Williams and Me at the Hollywood Bowl!

Ever since I saw Bugs Bunny torment an opera singer there, I’ve always wanted to go to the Hollywood Bowl.

Every year, film composer John Williams does a concert there where he conducts his own and other composers’ music, in his Maestro of the Movies concert.  This year, Certain Someone and I were able to go!

The Maestro himself, John Williams

Our chat room on Streamingsoundtracks.com (see link in the blogroll) has several members who go every year.  We met up with some of them for food, and a group trip to see JW, as we call him, at the Bowl.   The hotel where we stayed was within a short walk and not far from other famous Hollywood locations.

The Bowl

Some quick impressions of the Hollywood Bowl:

Smooshy seat cushions for rent.

Hills.

Expensive water.

World’s fastest bathroom line!  (because there are like 500 stalls in there)

Here it is!

Yes, that date stamp should be 8/27/11...stupid camera.

I have to say that the Hollywood Bowl is one of the better venues I’ve visited.  It’s huge, and stuck up in the hills on Highland Avenue.  There are numerous refreshment vendors selling water, snacks and light sabers (I’ll get to that in a minute).

Seat cushions can be rented for a buck and trust me, if you’re in the bench seats, you’ll need them.  The Bowl is an open-air venue and the old wooden benches are hard.  To sit in the boxes, you have to have a season pass.  If I lived in L.A., you bet I would have one.

Benches. There are many. This place is HUGE.

 

You can bring outside food and drink in but no glass bottles.  They do search purses and bags, so be ready for that.   It’s very much a family-friendly venue, so if the show is appropriate, bring the kiddies.

The Concert

Here’s a scan of the playlist; I hope you can read it.

Click on it and then magnify.

William Faulker’s story The Reivers, accompanied by music, was supposed to be narrated by Morgan Freeman but that didn’t happen.  So JW got his old buddy James Taylor to do it, which he did very well.  Yes, THE James Taylor!

This guy.

Then JW said “I know we didn’t bring you here to SING…”  and the audience went nuts.  So Taylor got his guitar and sang a cowboy lullaby he wrote for his nephew James.  It was fabulous. I was never a huge fan of his, but always liked him and this was really a treat.

JW did a cool thing with the Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade music.  He showed the opening scene, with Young Indy stealing the Coronado Cross from the bandits, without music, and talked us through the though process that went into what music to use where.

He said “Of course, first I have to WRITE it…”  Hee hee.  Then he played the scene again with the orchestra accompanying.  Pretty neat to see how that worked.

JW’s most famous score, Star Wars, capped the evening.  Now I’ll explain the light sabers.  Repeat concertgoers (and Star Wars nerds) brought light sabers to the concert, which you could activate with the flip of a switch.  They sell them at the venue too, because apparently this is a JW tradition.

First was “The Asteroid Field” and “Princess Leia’s Theme,” and across the Bowl, people were holding back, you could tell.  On the beginning notes of “Main Title,”  the entire audience lit up with a sparkly sea of sabers.  Ultra nerdy, and indescribably beautiful.  Next year, I’m getting one.  Yes, we’re going back!

I didn't take this picture; this is from the opposite side where we were, I think.

Three encores! The Star Wars Imperial March; all the lightsabers were bobbing in unison.  That’s Darth Vader’s music, for you non-nerds out there.  Then E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, followed by Raiders of the Lost Ark.

And then it was over.

That was the best concert I’ve ever seen in my life, and you don’t have to be a scorephile like me to love JW and the LA Philharmonic, one of the most famous and talented orchestras in the country.   Do go there, to any concert of your choosing.  Help support arts programs whenever you can.  You may discover something amazing!

X-rated! Is your content suitable for all your readers?

I bet you thought I was gonna write a sex scene here, didn’t you?  Sorry!  Maybe next time!

The Internet is rife with all types of content, some of which is kind of raw for kids.  If you’ve got a wide range of readers, how do you keep your content from offending one or more of them?

Does double-take; is apparently not offended.

The MPAA uses X as a rating for films meant to be seen only by adults.  This is not a designation purely for sex, but also for exploitive or extremely violent content, unsuitable for minors.  The reason people think of it as a sex thing is its heavy use in the pornography industry.  Now they use NC-17 to rate non-porn films that are still too heavy on adult content.

You can use some of their guidelines for your own material.  In books, hey, anything goes.  I wouldn’t expect a nine-year-old to read Rose’s Hostage if (When! When! Not if!) it gets published, so I feel comparatively safe putting some of the old ultra-violence and a bit of in-out in there.

On a blog? Not so much.  Here are my own versions for bloggery.

G rated

A little kid could read the post and not freak out, get upset or go “Mommy, what does ‘in-out’ mean?”  It might be about Hello Kitty. Or my kitty!

PG rated

Using the term “in-out”  makes it PG.  I might run naked through the post, but it would only be played for laughs and my naughty bits would be covered.

PG-13 rated

There will be talk of violence.  I might hit someone.  There may be a slight slippage of my coverage and a flash of nipple.  The subject matter will be controversial, but still okay for people old enough to be thinking about their first prom.  One use of the F-bomb in a suggestive manner would catapult me into an R rating, if I were a film.

R rated

Now we’re getting into the good stuff.  *evilly dry-washes hands*  My post about sex scenes could theoretically be rated R for content, even though the worst thing I said was H-E-double hockey sticks.  If I posted a knife murder scene as an example (and I have two that are very graphic I could show you), I’d have to put a little warning at the top.

NC-17 rated

My niece would not be reading any of these posts.  Think Cannibal Holocaust, Trainspotting, The Exorcist.

X rated

The dreaded X.  Bane of non-porn filmmakers who would like to at least make their money back.

Don’t be afraid to voice your opinion on hard topics.  But before you delve into the waters of controversy, make sure you’re doing it for a good reason.  Is it just to drive traffic to your site, a la shock value, or are you actually contributing a legitimate opinion to the subject?

Take a look at your readership and see who is there.  You might want to warn them if you’re going to do something like review a questionable film or book, discuss something divisive, or run free and naked through your post.

A well-defined and prominently-posted comments code comes in handy.  On most blogging platforms, you can set your comments for approval before they show up so you can weed out people who are obviously trolling or get out of control.

A Quality Show: The Lakota Sioux Dance Theatre

A quality show is a great way to spend an evening.  Tonight I saw an amazing one, the Lakota Sioux Dance Theatre,  a troupe of Native American dancers who perform traditional and fancy tribal dancing.

The company, founded in 1978 on the Rosebud Sioux Reservation, is directed by Henry Smith.   It shows their culture through music, dance, ritual and presentation.  To hear and see this gorgeous representation in real time with colorful regalia and native language was not only engaging, but emotionally stirring.

I didn’t get a chance to double-check their names, unfortunately, as there were so many people pushing to talk to them and get pictures, but here are two of the dancers.

I can't believe I didn't get their names! If you know them, please tell me in the comments.

The gentleman on the right was our narrator for the evening.  He introduced everyone at the end (that’s where I lost track).   I swear he said his name was Edward, but I’m not sure.  That’s what I will call him for convenience’s sake.  Please, someone correct me if you know their proper names!

I'm pretty sure I got this one right. Left to right, singer Adrian Cross and dancer Jocy Bird

Some, like the Eagle and the Buffalo dances, were pretty obvious due to the outfits; others, not so much.  I was fortunate to be sitting next to a Lakota storyteller and singer named John Two Bears, who was able to tell me some of what I was seeing.

If you’ve never seen Native American dancing, at first it looks a bit disjointed and random.  Watch closely and you see rhythms and movements that have purpose.  Every step, every shuffle and change of direction has something to say.  The sneak, a crouching motion like tracking, shows the scouting of enemies.  In one dance, two warriors sneaked and then erupted into a fierce battle with prop spears.  Watching, I could feel the aggression of battle.

The women performed a light, hopping synchronous thing John told me was a butterfly dance.   They wore jingling metal cones on their medicine dresses, 365 in all, one for each day of the year.  He said there was one hidden for leap year, but I don’t know about that!

The Navajo dancer did a hoop dance.  He picked up hoops and put his body through and around them, making shapes like a bird, a bear, etc.   I counted eleven hoops, but John said the most he’s seen was thirty-two!   You can see a lady doing it here at an elementary school, although it’s usually done by men.

My favorite was a storm dance. I didn’t need any help interpreting this one, since the staging included the flash of simulated lightning and a bit of video as well.  As the dancer ducked and waved at the lightning, I found myself feeling a bit of the raw power of nature as it clattered and boomed around the thinly sheltered people, out on the prairie so long ago.  How disconnected we are from it now, and how sad that is.

Throughout, the rhythm of the drums, interspersed with Edward’s narration, Adrian’s flute playing and prayers to the Creator wove a mysterious, otherworldly spell.  The smell of burning sage and silhouettes of feathered bustles against a changing colored backdrop of projected images.  The jingle of bells on the ankles of some of the dancers.  Voices uplifted in song, touching the hearts of the audience.  John knew a lot of the songs and could sing along.  I envied him.

The audience clapped enthusiastically at first, but as the show went on, they began to add shouts and cheers to their applause.  When Edward brought the eagle feather standard out, John stood up long before he exhorted the audience to do the same, as he sang a song for veterans.  It was a respectful moment.  The prayer for the people, who had fallen away from their Creator, put a lump in my throat.
At the end of the show, the company received a well-deserved standing ovation.  Henry Smith said there would be a DVD out in about five weeks, available through the website, of the show we had just seen.  He apologized that it wasn’t ready that night.  It’s on my list of purchases.  I exhort you to go see this company if they come to your area.

Kitsch

Kitsch noun

something of tawdry design, appearance, or content created to appeal to popular or undiscriminating taste.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/kitsch

 

In case you can't see, they say from the top down, "Bread, Cheese, Stinky" (an onion).

Is this kitsch?  Yes I think it is.  It’s cute.   I grew up with this in my mother’s kitchen, and now it’s in mine.  Please ignore the pukey green wall.  I have been here since 2002 and haven’t mustered the energy to paint the world’s ugliest kitchen.

Most people think of kitsch as bad art, with a sentimental element.  The word comes from the German kitschen, or to throw together, referring to a work of art.  Decorative objects you would find in your grammy’s house, like the big-eyed puppy and kid portraits so popular in the 1960s, is kitsch.

 

Ahh God, make it stooooppp...

If you saw the movie The Goonies, you might remember the David statue on the coffee table, the one that suffered an unfortunate amputation and subsequent reattachment.  That too, is kitsch.

Some of this stuff is collectible in a big way.  A few years back there was a big move toward vintage decorating, and people were snapping up paint-by-number pictures from flea markets and garage sales and actually displaying them in their homes.  I remember these things, did quite a few myself.  I really don’t think they were good enough for THAT.

I don’t really know what I wanted to say about kitsch.  either you love it, or you can’t stand it.  I find myself defending it because of the Bread/Cheese/Stinky apple things.  It’s not really art, but it makes us think about it.  We look at it and desire to feast our starving eyes on real art, like this:

Woman in Black at the Opera (1878) Mary Cassatt

I love this painting.  Cassatt was a female Impressionist painter, in a world where women did not have art careers and were not encouraged to leave the house.  Many of her paintings are of women and children, domestic scenes, and genteel people.  I was privileged to see her painting The Boating Party in person at the National Gallery in Washington, D.C.  No one can understand what it means to stand before an actual painting by your favorite artist until they experience it.

The best part of this picture is the man in the background.  As the lady looks at the opera, he is looking at her.  Hee hee.

Anybody have anything in their house that is kitsch?  Send me a picture of it; I’ll make a kitsch gallery from the best examples.  Or the ones that make me laugh the hardest.

Cookbooks – Read ‘Em and Eat

This is only one tier of this four-shelved cheapo baker’s rack I bought at ALDI.  I have Betty Crocker, Better Homes and Gardens (seen here), assorted pamphlets and booklets ranging from a Gold Medal flour cookbook from 1910 to a recent issue of Reminisce with a delicious sausage and potato recipe.  I have a Jack Benny Jello premium recipe pamphlet, a Riceland Rice one with a horribly racist cartoon of a little Chinese guy, and a really interesting one with all the foods from the Little House books.  No, really.

Cookbooks are hugely popular.  They get on the bestseller list.  Whenever I go into the library, I see them on the New Arrivals shelf.  Someone, somewhere will always need the perfect baked zucchini a la Parmesan for a fancy dinner, or Henry VIII’s Turkey Legs for their Tudor-themed party, or to know how to eat like a celebrity.

My cookbooks are a little slice of life from each era.  Reading them is fascinating.  The 1910 Gold Medal flour cookbook is very different from any of the others.  It refers to things I’ve never heard of.  I had to read it several times before I figured out what “forcemeat” was.  (It is bits of leftover meat forced through a sieve to mince it for making meatballs or croquettes.  The Victorians wasted nothing.  Get your mind out of the gutter!)

Back then, they didn’t write recipes, or receipts as they were known, the way they do now.  I searched for twenty agonizing minutes and I can’t remember where I put the book, so here is an example I found on the Internet:

POTATO SOUP.

Now this soup is made of left over meat and the bones of roasts, put them on in cold water and boil slowly; you may also add a little fresh meat; then dice some potatoes, strain the stock and return to the stove, put in the potatoes and some rice, boil until tender, then heat a little grease and fry onions until glazed, add a little flour, brown with onions in grease, then pour the soup into this hot mixture, and let it come to a boil. That is fine.

UM, OKAY YEAH.  To modern people used to precise measurements and temperatures, this is nearly incomprehensible.  Add cooking it on a wood stove and it gives you some idea of what being a housewife must have been like back then.

The Better Homes and Gardens series of illustrated cookbooks that came out in the 1960s and 1970s is an exercise in overdone excess.  There was a book for everything— one on cooking for two, one for cheese, meat, fish, salad, and so on.  I’ve found darn near all of them at the flea market.

Betty Crocker is the queen of the cookbooks.  She’s been plying her kitchen magic since 1921 as a cheerful fictional mascot for the General Mills corporation.   Yes, it’s true; Betty isn’t real.  No worries.  Her Dinner for Two, Pot Luck Meals and the ever-fabulous Cooky Book will still hold a revered place in family kitchens for years to come.

So far I’ve only cooked hasty pudding from The Little House Cookbook, rice cakes from the Riceland one and a fantabulous lasagna from some Italian thing that’s my fallback impressive dish.   I suppose if I ever move I’ll have to cull some of them, but I’m not looking forward to it.

Many of the older books aren’t very healthy by today’s standards.  Fried foods, Crisco, cheese and a ton of butter abound.  Funny how we’re so much fatter now.  Perhaps these recipes had more flavor, so we didn’t eat as much.  Or, and I think this more likely, when we had time to cook our dinners and eat them sitting at the table, there was less mindless eating.

Food is what brings people together.  It’s how people connect.   Food is the ultimate icebreaker and the best way to get to know another culture.  As a writer, you can use meals to show the closeness or strain of a family.  You can show the fish-out-of-water traveler facing an exotic dish, or how capable his companion who knows what fork to use.

Have a favorite dinner scene from a book or movie?  Do you enjoy collecting cookbooks yourself?  Can’t stand to go near the kitchen?  Feel free to share in the comments.

A Star Goes Out

Dame Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor, 1932-2011

Thank you, Liz, for gracing the world with your beauty.  Not your lovely violet eyes, not your gorgeous hair and figure, but your inner loveliness, that shone like a beacon in everything you did.  You were a golden presence on the screen, an icon loved by both men and women, a tireless champion for AIDS awareness and research, and a woman we were all proud to know, even if we didn’t really know you.  I’m sorry I never did.

Rest in peace.

These Are a Few of My Favorite Books

Since I love to read even more than writing, it’s waaaaay past time for me to make a list of my favorite books and why I love them!

In no particular order, here are ten tomes that I’d want with me on a deserted island, provided there were no Others or smoke monsters to keep me busy.  My apologies for the length.

#10

The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien (1954 and 1955)

As a kid, I read The Hobbit but didn’t get around to this epic fantasy work until shortly before the movies came out.  I was so incredibly pissed at myself for not reading it sooner.

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien’s masterpiece set the bar for medieval-type fantasy worlds.  A linguistic and Norse poetry scholar, Tolkien liked to play around with language.  He invented a couple and wrote this as a setting for them.  This is really one book, but it’s so big the publishers didn’t think anyone would buy it, so they split it up.  Probably made more money that way, too.

#9

The Yearling by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings (1938)

This is the one about the boy and his pet deer.  A guaranteed bawl-fest, this one was a bestseller in 1938 and in 1939 it won the Pulitzer Prize.  The Florida backwoods are brought to vivid life by Rawlings, who lived there as a child.  You’ve got the hardscrabble life on swampy Baxter Island, a pack of feuding neighbors, and an exciting hunt for Old Slewfoot, a gargantuan bear who likes to steal the Baxters’ livestock.   A terrific coming-of-age story.

#8

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith (1943)

Another semi-autobiographical story, spanning three generations.  Smith’s heroine is Francie Nolan, a wide-eyed young girl growing up in poverty in early twentieth-century Brooklyn.  She lives with her brother Neeley and their mother and father and an assortment of interesting relatives and neighbors.  Francie learns a lot during the novel, most of it through adverse circumstances, the worst being the death of her beloved but alcoholic father.  Despite these depressing elements, the novel glows with characters you can never forget.

Francie learns her most important lesson –perseverance—from a tough little tree, the “Tree of Heaven,” that grows rampant in her neighborhood.  I’ve read this book so many times I can quote from it verbatim.

#7

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee (1960)

I know, they all seem to be classic books, but there are good reasons these are still around.  Harper Lee only published one novel, but what a novel, rich with detail of the town and its inhabitants.

Scout Finch and her older brother Jem live in Maycomb Alabama during the Great Depression.  A notorious neighborhood recluse figures large in their daily activities.  Their lawyer father Atticus lands one of the most divisive cases ever to hit Maycomb County, the defense of a black man accused of raping a white woman.  Through this occurrence, the Finch children see into the hearts of familiar townspeople and don’t always understand or condone what they find there.

Yes, it’s true; the character of Dill was modeled on Truman Capote, a childhood friend of Lee’s.

#6

The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (1997 – 2007)

OH MY GOD WHAT CAN I SAY???

I’ve said it before; any writer thinking about doing a series should read this, one of the most successful of all time.  In case you’ve been living under the sea and missed the biggest literary phenomenon of the twenty-first century, Harry Potter is about a boy who discovers he is a wizard, doomed to fight the most evil villain ever known.

Packed with fun, magic and tragedy, these books spurred non-readers to the library in droves.  I wish to God I could write something people would love as much as this.  Not for the fame or money, but because I would love to make other people feel the way these books make me feel.

I am a HUGE Potternerd and readily admit it.  In fact, I’m going to share something with you now:

3-1/2 hours listening to thrash metal. My ears hurt worse than the tat.

That is my left bicep (yes it was kind of fat in this picture, grr).  I got this in tribute because this series helped me through a tough time.  Yes, you may call me a geek.  It won’t bother me a bit.

#5

The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty (1971)

I was too young to read this novel about a young girl possessed by demons when it came out, nor was I allowed to see the film version until I was older and it appeared on network TV.  I heard about it, of course.  It’s a gripping read, although I don’t believe in demonic possession.  The character of the mother, actress Chris MacNeil, is every parent whose child has fallen inexplicably ill.

Blatty’s book is based loosely on an account of a real exorcism that took place in the late 1940s in St. Louis, Missouri.  Originally it was a boy, whose real identity has never been released.  He reportedly has no memory of the events.  The story seized Blatty’s imagination and a horror classic was born.

Thomas B. Allen wrote a great book about the case, Possessed, based on the diary of Fr. Willam Bowdern, the exorcist.

#4

‘Salem’s Lot by Stephen King (1975)

SK’s treatment of Dracula.  Screw Twilight.  This is one of the best vampire books ever written.  The little town of Jerusalem’s Lot, Maine gets a new resident and he’s thirsty for company.   King’s second published novel, it’s white-hot with dread.

I’m a horror fan but I’m jaded.  I’ve read too much stuff and seen too many slasher flicks.  But this book still gives me chills.  I seriously have goosebumps right now thinking about cemetery worker Mike Ryerson breaking open the coffin of poor little recently deceased Danny Glick and being transfixed by “that glittering, frozen stare.”

Brr.

Looks like a nice, normal town...

#3

Red Dragon by Thomas Harris (1981)

There hasn’t been a completely satisfactory movie adaptation of this, although the 1986 Michal Mann vehicle Manhunter was decent.  I hated the 2002 version.  It was too overblown and they messed up Harris’s perfect dialogue.  Only Ralph Fiennes’ performance as the monstrous and also pitiable serial killer Francis Dolarhyde kept me in my seat.  “Read the book,” I told everybody, “it’s frigging genius.”
Harris, a former newspaper reporter, has a succinct, detached style that still gives you everything you need to picture unspeakable things.  In this passage, retired FBI profiler Will Graham steps into the bedroom of the latest victims:

Graham switched on the lights and bloodstains shouted at him from the walls, from the mattress and the floor.  The very air had screams smeared on it.  He flinched from the noise in this silent room full of dark stains drying.

 

No description of the room at all, but you can see it as vividly as though you were there.

#2

Tom Sawyer by Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain (1876)

Adventure, romance, treasure, solving a terrible murder…what more could any red-blooded boy want?  Tom and his best buddy Huck Finn find it all in their sleepy little river town, based loosely on Clemens’ boyhood in Hannibal, Missouri.  Whitewashing the fence, dosing the cat with Pain-Killer and sneaking into his own funeral—fun times!

This book has been adapted to film several times, including a perplexing musical treatment in the 1970s starring Johnny Whitaker.  Huck Finn went on to his own novel.  Its controversial language makes it the better known of the two, but this one is still my favorite.  Tom may be mischievous, but he’s a charmer.  Becky Thatcher thinks so too.

#1

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier (1938)

Not just a film, but a 1940 Hitchcock film, starring Joan Fontaine, Laurence Olivier and Judith Anderson, came from this thrilling book about an unnamed protagonist haunted by the beautiful specter of her new husband’s dead first wife.  This highly Gothic novel has been compared to Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre.  du Maurier illustrates the new Mrs. De Winter’s awkward growth with painful sincerity.  She’s a fish out of water and she knows it.

The literary device of an anonymous main character is difficult to pull off.  The author gets around that by only allowing us to hear her referred to directly as Mrs. De Winter, once she arrives at her husband’s fabulous estate.   Her gauche and condescending employer, Mrs. Van Hopper, doesn’t call her anything.  Eventually she learns the truth about Rebecca, and begins to emerge as a confident woman.

That’s my list for now.  I have a lot more books I would love to share with you, but this post is already too long as it is.   Find one or all of these at the library.  You won’t be sorry, but you may be up all night reading.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Feel free to list some of your faves in the comments.

Money is a Dirty Word

I just sold a consignment item and made a little money, enough to FINALLY open a savings account and pay off a couple of bills.  Whoopee!  Then I retrieved my mail and found a bill for the latest greatest medical test.  Now I’m worse off than I was before.  Gee, thanks for nothing, Universe!

Money.  We need it, we want it, we can’t live without it and if we don’t have enough, we suffer.  When it arrives in excess, it causes more problems than it solves.  Taxes, investments, people with their hands out asking or even demanding a payout “since you have so much.”

I’m sorry to say I don’t have the last problem, but in a way I’m glad, too.  No one who knows me ever hits me up because they all know how broke I am.  With a little extra income trickling in, the thought of getting caught up looks more possible than improbable lately.

Writing income is mostly freelance.  Freelancers and independent contractors have to think about taxes—taking them out, figuring them—and other things like health insurance employees can usually leave up to their employers.  Although I do work full-time, my finances are about to get a bit more complicated.

So why do I even care?  I’m not doing this for money, am I?  It’s art, right?

Piffle.  Artists get paid the same as other people.  Graphic designers do artwork, whether they are freelance or not, and they get paid. If I commission my fantastically talented friend Tiffany Turrill to paint my portrait, I know she’ll expect to be paid.

Some people are under the mistaken impression that artists, musicians and writers shouldn’t be paid because we enjoy our work.   Now hold on a minute there.  Certainly we enjoy it, or we wouldn’t be trying to make a career out of it.  This kind of activity isn’t likely to pay the bills the same way a job as an engineer or even a receptionist would.  (Pardon a moment…bwaa ha ha ha! Okay, I’m done)   Others think to even talk about fair pay for our creative work is—ahem!—indelicate.

Again piffle, and let me add, pooh.  Work is work.  I work just as hard when I’m writing as I do at my job, just doing different things.  I may not share with you what I’m earning for answering the phone or for the last ten articles I turned in.  That doesn’t mean I don’t care about it.  I worked every night, at lunch and on weekends for six months writing my book and then another five or six learning to edit the damn thing.  If I publish it, I expect to be paid, and I will be.

Yesterday I read a post by Susanne Lucas, aka Evil HR Lady, about doing work for free as part of an interview testing process.  Freelancers come across this all the time.  There’s a huge difference between submitting a sample or taking a brief software test and being asked to produce a useable document, program tweak or graphic that then becomes the property of the interviewer.  Bottom line:  rude and exploitive.  Everyone, not just freelancers, should be paid for the work they do.

I would probably write even if I didn’t get paid.  Did it for years, on my own, by cracky.  I like blogging and no one pays me for that.  I’m doing a lot of unpaid work learning my craft, with which I do hope to earn a living someday.  That’s neither indelicate nor greedy.

If we all could choose our life’s work and immediately begin doing it for a comfortable paycheck, how many of us would pick what we’re doing now?  Who would have thought when I was sitting in a treehouse as a kid making up stories that I would be here?  Where will here lead?  I don’t know about you, but I’m kinda excited to find out.  (Hurry up, Universe.  I ain’t gettin’ any younger.  Now get off my lawn.)

Whatever that secret aspiration is, if you get paid for it, you’re among the lucky.  Chances are you’ve worked like hell to be there.  Be proud of yourself, for cripes sake.  You deserve it.  And you might want to step aside, because I’m right behind you.