Avast, ye scurvy knaves! Tomorrow be International Talk Like a Pirate Day (or TLAPD, as it be known on ye olde intertubes). Ye better be practicin’ yer pirate lingo, or I’ll keelhaul ye!
I won’t be writin’ a pirate-y post fer ye, as I’m preppin’ to go te that great seafarin’ nation o’ England. Aye, it be just a few days and I’ll be off, but not aboard ship, more’s the pity. No, I be havin’ to take a flyin’ machine, arrrr. These days, it not be the most fun way te travel.
But I got me some comfy trousers, and I’ll be wearin’ me best boots and neckerchief (a scarf for ye fashionably impaired). I’m told I look European in me glad rags, and as ye know, a good pirate likes to mix with the locals.
Bein’ as this TLAP Day be on a Friday, ye might be wantin’ to step out to the pub for some grog and a hearty yo-ho-ho with yer best mates. So switch yer Facebook to pirate talk, quaff a flagon fer me, and don’t get yerself thrown in the brig!