Happy Birthday–TO ME!

UPDATE:

OH MY EFFING GOD LOOK WHAT SOME JACKHOLE DID TO MY CAR!!!!!!!

I DID NOT EVEN GET TO EAT LUNCH!!!!!  HERE IS WHY!!!!!!

5-28-13 Oliver accidentYes, I am okay.  Yes, poor little Oliver (my car) is fixable.  Yes, the guy had insurance.

I was making a left turn on a green arrow and he came through the red light and clipped me.  If I had been a second later making my turn, he would have T-boned me and it would have been a LOT worse.

Poor Oliver spun around until I ended up facing back the way I came.  I managed to pull off into the corner gas station parking lot (I was only four blocks from home!), and, bawling, called 911.  The guy didn’t leave; he pulled into the car lot next door and stuck around until the cop came.

After the cop dealt with me, I went over and got his insurance and the cop talked to him a bit more.  While they were doing that, some random woman staggered up to me and began to garble drunkenly at me while I was trying to get my stuff out of the car before the tow truck showed up.  Then her equally wasted guy friend came up and started yelling at me.  I looked frantically for the cop, and screamed “Come get these people off me!”  and he came and rescued me from their horrendous liquor breath.  Drunk Lady got into it with him and he took her down on the grass.

Two more cop cars and the tow truck showed up; while the cops were dealing with the two idiots, they boxed in the tow truck and he had to wait.  But we were laughing our asses off watching Drunk Lady get busted.  Drunk Guy wandered off eventually, and Oliver and I were towed to safety and a body shop.   I got a loaner and finally, FINALLY, made it home.

WORST.  BIRTHDAY.  EVER.

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It’s my birthday!  :D

For you on my birthday–

Maru had a birthday recently too!

Have a good day, everyone!

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