I should really call this MY favorite movies to watch at Christmas.
Everyone has certain films they enjoy during the holidays. Some may be typical family fare, others are specific to them, for whatever reason. Below, in no particular order, are my favorites.
A Christmas Carol (1984)
This would be the supremely creepy television film starring the incomparable George C. Scott, with David Warner as Bob Cratchit, Susannah York as Mrs. Cratchit, and a heart-wrenchingly adorable Tiny Tim (Anthony Walters). The sets perfectly capture the dismal conditions of early nineteenth-century London, and the costumes and hairstyles are authentic to the period (YES!).
Victorian England had a long tradition of yuletide ghost stories. Marley’s ghost is terrifyingly pale and desolate. This movie scared the Dickens (ha ha) out of me as a child.
- When Scrooge arrives home on Christmas Eve, and the doorknocker turns into Marley’s face and goes “SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!”
- Also, the moment when the Ghost of Christmas Present (Edward Woodward) shows him the two starveling children Ignorance and Want and throws his own words back at him—“Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?”
Home Alone (1990)
Yeah, I know, it’s obvious. But this movie is so damn funny and it never gets old. Kevin’s (Macauley Culkin) ingenuity at foiling the Wet Bandits’ feeble attempts to break into his home are a source of vicarious inventive glee. Off topic: I always use the Wet Bandits as the perfect example of crime scene signature (leaving the water on when they leave).
Also stars esteemed actor Roberts Blossom as the curmudgeonly neighbor who keeps an eye on Kevin until his frantic mother (Catherine O’Hara) makes it home.
- The Rube Goldberg booby traps.
- “Keep the change, ya filthy animal!”
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Same year, very different movie. This hilariously bizarre Frankenstein fantasy from Tim Burton has Johnny Depp as a disfigured misfit, Diane Wiest as the kindly Avon lady who takes him in, and Winona Ryder as Kim, her daughter and Edward’s crush. Depp and Ryder began a three-year relationship during filming.
- Vincent Price in his last role as the Inventor who creates poor Edward to assuage his loneliness. His onscreen death as he presents Edward with his hands poignantly rides an arrow straight to your tear ducts, fueled by Danny Elfman’s beautiful score.
- Edward trying to eat dinner like a normal person. Alan Arkin is a scream as the oblivious, resigned father.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Another obvious one, but everyone loves it. Seriously, I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like this movie. If there is such a person, they should be subjected to the fate that nearly befell Ebenezer Scrooge.
Peter Billingsley plays a little boy in the 1940s who wants a Red Ryder, 200-shot, carbine action, Range model air rifle for Christmas. He fights to obtain his desire against a barrage of adults telling him “You’ll shoot your eye out!” Based on the book In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash, by Jean Shepherd. Darren McGavin and Melinda Dillon are awesome as his parents.
Everything really. But my favorites are
- “Fra-GEE-lay. Well, that must be Italian!”
- “Meatloaf, meatloaf, double beetloaf. I HATE meatloaf!”
- Favorite line: “Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense!”
Better Off Dead (1985)
I don’t own this one but it’s on my want list. Teenage guy Lane Meyer’s (John Cusack) girlfriend breaks up with him before Christmas. Dad (David Ogden Stiers) thinks he’s doing drugs, his mute genius little brother (Scooter Stevens) sees more action than him, and his mother (Kim Darby) is just crazy. His comical encounters with a rival skier, a homicidal paperboy and a charming French exchange student keep the laughs coming. I haven’t seen this in a while. Must remedy that.
- Poor Monique (Diane Franklin) endures the alarming cultural and matchmaking efforts of her host mom to her fat, socially inept son Ricky. “Fraaaaaanch toast, Fraaaanch fries….”
- “I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!”
One of my favorite horror comedy films ever! Billy Peltzer (Zach Galligan)’s traveling salesman father Randall (Hoyt Axton) gives him a very unusual Christmas present: a tiny Mogwai, a little furry critter he finds in Chinatown, which Billy names Gizmo. He ignores the warnings concerning Gizmo’s care and unleashes a scaly plague upon the small town where he lives. His squeeze Kate (Phoebe Cates) and his younger buddy Pete (Corey Feldman) must help him reign in the monsters.
- Mom (Frances Lee McCain) has to dispose of one of the creatures in the microwave. POOM!
- Kate’s hilariously over-the-top story of what happened to her father at Christmas.
I’m sure there are others I’m leaving out here. If you’re looking for films to watch on Christmas, you can check out the lists below or choose your favorite. Have one you’d like to suggest? Please share in the comments.