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the road.  Tells you what to do.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/henry_viii_national_maritime_museum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry_VIII_National_Maritime_Museum</image:title><image:caption>“Bitches be like, I hope he break up with her so I can be his queen, yo.”  Hmm, yeah, he probably would have posted this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ruins-wales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ruins wales</image:title><image:caption>See you soon!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/1024px-wavy_lines_before_pedestrian_crossing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1024px-Wavy_lines_before_pedestrian_crossing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/1200px-a_tx4_taxi_at_heathrow_airport_terminal_5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1200px-A_TX4_Taxi_at_Heathrow_Airport_Terminal_5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/london-a-z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>London A-Z</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/oystercard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oystercard</image:title><image:caption>No, it doesn’t have a picture of seafood on it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/toilets008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilets008</image:title><image:caption>Good to know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/uk-outlet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uk outlet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/little-business-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little business girl</image:title><image:caption>Doesn’t everything?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-09T16:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/14/l-is-for-libraries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/british_library_london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>British_library_london</image:title><image:caption>Look familiar? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/anne_frank_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anne_Frank_1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/rms_titanic_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RMS_Titanic_3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/candle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Candle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/girl-spectacles-books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girl spectacles books</image:title><image:caption>I don’t understand.  How did haggis get in between the pages? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-30T03:02:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/12/21/a-holiday-sale-and-a-decision/</loc><lastmod>2021-12-21T18:41:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/09/13/confluence-is-here/</loc><lastmod>2021-09-13T22:44:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/09/11/confluence-cover-reveal/</loc><lastmod>2021-09-12T00:26:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/08/28/confluence-were-in-the-home-stretch-now/</loc><lastmod>2021-08-28T21:54:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/06/27/book-2-is-with-beta-readers-and-im-anxious/</loc><lastmod>2021-06-27T21:50:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/04/11/hey-you-guyyyyys/</loc><lastmod>2021-04-12T01:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/01/20/we-did-it-yall/</loc><lastmod>2021-01-21T15:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/01/07/ignore-my-janowrimo-post-completely-i-had-a-great-idea/</loc><lastmod>2021-01-20T14:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/01/01/jannowrimo-day-1/</loc><lastmod>2021-01-01T23:24:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2021/01/01/keep-the-change-2020-ya-filthy-animal/</loc><lastmod>2021-01-02T22:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/10/29/no-nanowrimo-for-me-instead-its-janowrimo-2021/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-08T18:56:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/11/08/donald-trump-is-fired/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-09T14:47:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/10/03/the-difficult-middle-bit/</loc><lastmod>2020-10-03T17:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/09/07/pandemic-brain-and-last-day-for-a-free-book/</loc><lastmod>2020-09-07T17:33:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/07/23/updates-on-book-2-and-other-assorted-nonsense/</loc><lastmod>2020-07-23T17:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/25/u-is-for-utopia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/replicator-gone-wild.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Replicator gone wild</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/95656-u.jpg</image:loc><image:title>95656-u</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/edo-junk.png</image:loc><image:title>Edo junk</image:title><image:caption>Whoever designed these costumes was really pushing it --it’s a wonder the censors didn’t kill them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/scouring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scouring</image:title><image:caption>And indeed, in the book it nearly does.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-06T00:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/06/04/dear-fellow-white-people-dont-expect-me-to-make-you-feel-better/</loc><lastmod>2020-06-18T23:07:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/05/26/why-its-so-hard-to-create-during-a-lockdown/</loc><lastmod>2020-05-27T00:36:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/excerpts/</loc><lastmod>2020-05-18T18:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/04/16/rona-is-a-huge-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/dark-shadows-screenshot-where-the-fuck-am-i-oh-shit-its-maggie-evans-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dark shadows screenshot where the fuck am i oh shit it's maggie evans</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/microbe_1f9a0.png</image:loc><image:title>microbe_1f9a0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/toilet-paper-4958068_1280-by-mylene2401-pixabay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet-paper-4958068_1280 by Mylene2401 Pixabay</image:title><image:caption>All I want is my fair share.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/quarantine-weight-gain-meme-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quarantine-weight-gain-meme-6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-17T00:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/03/25/diversity-in-tunerville-and-i-promise-to-finish-the-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/toilet-paper-knight.png</image:loc><image:title>toilet-paper-knight</image:title><image:caption>He’s not the hero we deserve, but he’s the one we need right now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/pirate-spoiler-warning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pirate-spoiler-warning</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/animal-3330726_1920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>animal-3330726_1920</image:title><image:caption>Whether you want it or not! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-26T19:30:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2020/01/20/what-ive-learned-so-far-from-self-publishing-my-book/</loc><lastmod>2020-01-21T15:51:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/11/07/nanowrimo-2019-going-dark/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-17T22:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/11/05/nanowrimo-2019-day-5-crash-and-burn/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-06T02:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/11/04/nanowrimo-2019-day-4-move-complete/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-05T00:18:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/11/03/nanowrimo-2019-day-3-of-the-omg-i-am-dead/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-04T13:59:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/11/02/nanowrimo-2019-day-2-slow-going/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-03T03:13:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/11/01/nanowrimo-2019-day-1-uh-oh/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-08T15:48:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/10/31/nanowrimo-2019-and-here-we-go/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-01T20:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/10/16/nanowrimo-2019-harry-potter-and-the-writer-who-tried-to-do-too-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/oliver-july-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oliver July 2012</image:title><image:caption>My little tootlin’ buddy. Hopefully not my future home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-24T14:14:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/10/04/all-words-are-made-up/</loc><lastmod>2019-10-05T04:32:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2019/09/06/an-update-and-look-at-these-delicious-candies-yall/</loc><lastmod>2019-09-07T12:22:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/12/25/finito/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-30T15:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/12/16/bye-bye-tumblr/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-29T05:51:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/30/nanowrimo-2018-day-30-target-achieved/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-01T17:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/29/nanowrimo-2018-day-29-nearly-there/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-30T04:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/28/nanowrimo-2018-day-28-two-more-days/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-29T04:44:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/21/nanowrimo-2018-day-21-4356-to-go/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-28T00:10:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/27/nanowrimo-2018-day-27-please-send-soup/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-28T00:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/26/nanowrimo-2018-day-26-the-traveler-has-come/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-27T16:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/26/nanowrimo-2018-day-25-achievement-unlocked/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-27T00:17:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/24/nanowrimo-2018-day-24-753-words-left/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-25T02:52:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/23/nanowrimo-2018-day-23-i-hope-you-had-a-nice-holiday/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-24T03:23:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/21/nanowrimo-2018-day-20-were-in-the-end-game-now/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-21T06:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/01/nanowrimo-2018-day-1-i-cheated-already/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-20T04:42:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/19/nanowrimo-2018-day-19-another-day-another-word-count/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-20T04:36:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/19/nanowrimo-2018-day-18-another-one-bites-the-dust/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-19T16:25:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/17/nanowrimo-2018-day-17-happy-saturday/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-18T21:56:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/16/nanowrimo-2018-day-16-omg-wut/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-18T22:00:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/15/nanowrimo-2018-day-15-blargh/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-16T04:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/14/nanowrimo-2018-day-14-harry-potter-and-the-amazingly-shitty-day/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-15T16:48:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/13/nanowrimo-2018-day-13-not-today-satan/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-14T16:25:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/12/nanowrimo-2018-day-12-snow-day/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-15T16:49:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/12/nanowrimo-2018-day-11-friendsgiving-sunday/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-12T06:04:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/10/nanowrimo-2018-day-10-zzzzzzzz/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-11T03:27:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/09/nanowrimo-2018-day-9-back-in-the-saddle-again/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-10T04:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/08/nanowrimo-2018-day-8-peaceful-protests/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-09T16:48:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/07/nanowrimo-2018-day-7-a-lotta-nonsense/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-09T16:33:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/06/nanowrimo-2018-day-6-the-blue-wave-has-begun/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-07T05:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/05/nanowrimo-2018-day-5-wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-06T04:26:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/05/nanowrimo-2018-day-4-when-youre-on-a-roll/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-05T08:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/03/nanowrimo-2018-day-3-le-switcheroo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/todays-working-soundtrack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Today's Working Soundtrack</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-04T22:48:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/11/02/nanowrimo-day-2-squeezing-one-out/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-03T04:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/10/22/nanowrimo-2018-or-harry-potter-and-the-butt-in-chair-writing-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/joker-do-i-look-like-a-guy-with-a-plan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joker do i look like a guy with a plan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/grail-knight.png</image:loc><image:title>Grail knight</image:title><image:caption>As long as this guy isn’t hanging around, I should be good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/faux-daybed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Faux daybed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/thinking-black-guy-meme-rejection.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinking Black Guy meme rejection</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-23T15:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/07/30/i-really-wish-i-were-an-avenger-right-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/bucky-and-steve-ready-to-battle-in-wakanda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bucky and Steve ready to battle in Wakanda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/cherokee-purple-heirloom-tomato-7-25-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cherokee Purple heirloom tomato 7-25-18</image:title><image:caption>Cherokee Purple variety, if you please. A fine tomato for fresh consumption. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/white-tailed-sea-eagle-by-phil-bird-freedigitalphotos-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>White Tailed Sea Eagle by Phil Bird freedigitalphotos.net</image:title><image:caption>Let this white-tailed sea eagle glare you into accepting that you cannot properly edit your own work. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-01T22:29:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/06/20/dammit-here-we-are-again-baby-prisons-nazis-and-how-you-can-help/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/02-emma-gonzalez-speech-2018-billboard-1548.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02-Emma-Gonzalez-speech-2018-billboard-1548</image:title><image:caption>Emma Gonzalez and her classmates who survived the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting advocate for sensible gun control measures to prevent future tragedies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/pissed-off-jesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pissed off Jesus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-20T18:43:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2018/04/09/molly-ringwalds-new-yorker-piece-on-john-hughes-is-right-and-heres-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/donger-and-marlene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donger and Marlene</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/bender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bender</image:title><image:caption>Sexy anti-hero and “criminal” John Bender, played by Judd Nelson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-05T00:24:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/12/16/nanowrimo-2017-well-that-didnt-go-to-plan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/mueller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MUELLER</image:title><image:caption>All I want for Christmas is indictments. #MuellerClaus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/london-2184807_1280-by-12019-pixabay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>london-2184807_1280 by 12019 pixabay</image:title><image:caption>Such hardship, being forced to return to my sweet love. #NOT</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/runner-888016_640-skeeze-at-pixabay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runner-888016_640 - skeeze at pixabay</image:title><image:caption>She’s way out in front! Look at her go!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-17T06:01:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/11/10/nanowrimo-2017-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/thor-3-ragnarok-tom-hiddleston-loki-last-marvel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thor-3-Ragnarok-Tom-Hiddleston-Loki-Last-Marvel</image:title><image:caption>I'm tricksy like that. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/spongebob-suds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spongebob Suds</image:title><image:caption>Basically me trying to do anything since Wednesday.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-11T01:47:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/10/31/nanowrimo-2017-see-you-on-the-other-side/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/spooky-pumpkin-2017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spooky pumpkin 2017</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Elizabeth West</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/man-with-bottle-of-milk-by-ambro-freedigitalphotos-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man with Bottle of Milk by Ambro freedigitalphotos.net</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I’m drinking milk out of the bottle. Fight me, bro!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-11T00:07:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/10/06/i-made-an-e-book-and-you-can-help-hurricane-victims-with-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/smallerpuerto-rico-flag-1506774277ozs-paul-brennan-publicdomainpictures-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smallerpuerto-rico-flag-1506774277OzS Paul Brennan publicdomainpictures.net</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-10T23:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/09/25/annoy-a-politician-read-a-banned-book-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/720full-sophies-choice-screenshot.png</image:loc><image:title>720full-sophie's-choice-screenshot</image:title><image:caption>I can’t even.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/grapesfeeding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grapesfeeding</image:title><image:caption>A poignant scene of survival, but BEWBS. 
Rosasharn: Kelly Kaduce 
in Minnesota Opera - The Grapes of Wrath
Composer: Ricky Ian Gordon
Conductor: Grant Gershon
Lyrics/Libretto: Mchael Korie
Director: Eric Simonson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/animal-farm-pig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Animal Farm pig</image:title><image:caption> Remind you of anybody?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bbw-web-banner-500x802.png</image:loc><image:title>BBW.Web.Banner.500x802</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-06T14:21:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/09/13/godthismoviesucked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bunyan-statue-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It fliming in Port Hope</image:title><image:caption>HI RICHIE! Wait--what? I only get a cameo? Well bust my buttons and call my agent!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/maxresdefaultpennywise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefaultPennywise</image:title><image:caption>Silver suit--check. Orange pompoms--check. Malevolent smile--check.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-24T15:15:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/09/10/how-to-get-past-the-feeling-that-your-writing-sucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bastian-neverendingstorybdcap5_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bastian-neverendingstorybdcap5_original</image:title><image:caption>Book's so good the kid doesn't even notice he's stuck in a damn attic all night. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-04T12:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/08/15/not-in-my-america-assholes/</loc><lastmod>2017-08-16T00:00:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/07/31/i-missed-camp-nanowrimo-2017-so-im-doing-my-own/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beethoven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beethoven</image:title><image:caption>You know what they say about musicians.  ;)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pat-morita-mr-miyagi-imdb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pat Morita Mr Miyagi imdb</image:title><image:caption>That’s how you learn, grasshopper.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-02T00:09:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/07/23/you-asked-for-this-vaccine-opinion-here-it-is/</loc><lastmod>2017-07-24T01:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/06/28/the-destruction-of-the-arkansas-ten-commandments-monument-was-unlawful-but-christian-monuments-on-government-property-are-unconstitutional/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-29T12:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/01/31/mistakes-that-drive-editors-crazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fresh-seafood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fresh-seafood</image:title><image:caption>Thanks, I’ll pass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/giles_talk-buffy-library.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giles_talk-buffy-library</image:title><image:caption>“I know the culprits who trashed the cemetery, Buffy,” Giles said.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/375-horde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>375-horde</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/one-eyed-willy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one-eyed-willy</image:title><image:caption>One-Eyed Ween didn’t have quite the same ring to it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cat-in-wrapping-paper-moreflippycat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat-in-wrapping-paper-moreflippycat</image:title><image:caption>What do you mean you don’t need my help, Linda?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-11T22:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2017/01/22/no-i-do-not-have-to-accept-bullshit-stop-telling-me-to-welcome-trump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/music-lover-jumping-high-in-the-air-by-stockimages.jpg</image:loc><image:title>music-lover-jumping-high-in-the-air-by-stockimages</image:title><image:caption>If I don’t have any book news to share, we’ll just have fun instead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/capshield05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>capshield05</image:title><image:caption>Always Team Cap; never Team Hydra. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T04:54:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/12/31/a-farewell-to-harm-fuck-off-2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/goodbye-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodbye-2016</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/unimpressed-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unimpressed-dog</image:title><image:caption>Oh yeah...right.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/sad-dog-macro-publicdomainpics-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad-dog-macro-publicdomainpics-net</image:title><image:caption>It's okay to have a sad.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-01T23:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/12/27/screw-you-in-the-ass-with-a-cactus-2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/liz-smith-mrs-copley-on-vicar-of-dibley-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liz-smith-mrs-copley-on-vicar-of-dibley-2016</image:title><image:caption>Nooo not Mrs. Cropley!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/richard-adams-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard-adams-2016</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/ricky-harris-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ricky-harris-2016</image:title><image:caption>Jerod Harris / Getty Images, file</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/carrie-fisher-dead-2016-sucks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>54th New York Film Festival Screening of HBO's Documentary 'Bright Lights', USA - 10 Oct 2016</image:title><image:caption>Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marion Curtis/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock (6196713x)
Carrie Fisher with Dog Gary
54th New York Film Festival Screening of HBO's Documentary 'Bright Lights', USA - 10 Oct 2016</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-28T15:40:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/11/17/my-first-writers-conference-showme-writers-masterclass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/mary-b-at-writers-masterclass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mary-b-at-writers-masterclass</image:title><image:caption>I know she looks serious here, but trust me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/chuck-s-at-writers-masterclass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chuck-s-at-writers-masterclass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sk-book-signing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sk-book-signing</image:title><image:caption>The dream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/star16_2100637i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star16_2100637i</image:title><image:caption>I suspect the Q Continuum may be involved.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-22T22:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/10/16/critical-thinking-more-important-than-ever-in-the-time-of-trump/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-16T19:00:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/09/25/happy-banned-books-week-2016-september-25-october-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/bbw2016_twitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Print</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-26T02:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/08/21/5-myths-about-writers-that-will-get-you-smacked-with-a-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mall-haul-7-4-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mall haul 7-4-16</image:title><image:caption>Except maybe with a little retail therapy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/laughing-batman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laughing Batman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/vivian-leigh-bitchface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vivian Leigh bitchface</image:title><image:caption>It’s not easy being fabulous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/doris-roberts-everybody-loves-raymond.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doris-roberts-everybody-loves-raymond</image:title><image:caption>I know what’s best for you, dear.  Let me handle it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/writing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Writing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-26T20:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/07/31/a-farewell-to-skating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/surprised-koala.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Surprised koala</image:title><image:caption>Relax, buddy; I'm not dying or moving to Mars or anything.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-01T14:48:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/07/17/vocabulary-x-actly-what-you-needed-on-a-lazy-sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nellie-oleson.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Nellie Oleson</image:title><image:caption>How could you not love this?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-27T19:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/05/10/blogging-from-a-z-april-challenge-reflection-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/49a69-a-to-z2breflection2b255b2016255d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>49a69-a-to-z2breflection2b255b2016255d</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hedgehog-cheering-for-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hedgehog cheering for you</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-17T19:55:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/07/14/cat-bites-are-dangerous-or-its-not-pigs-fault-her-mouth-was-a-steaming-cesspool-of-filth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/my-gross-cartoon-hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My gross cartoon hand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pigs-gravestone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pig's gravestone</image:title><image:caption>Her little gravestone.  &lt;3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/bacteria-cells-by-cuteimage-at-fdp-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bacteria cells by cuteimage at FDP.net</image:title><image:caption>It’s warm, it’s dark, it’s anaerobic….bring on the mai-tais!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-16T14:42:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/07/07/pig-5-may-2003-7-july-2016/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-07T23:59:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/07/05/in-memoriam-psycho-kitty-aka-pig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pig-distracted-from-the-squirrels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIg distracted from the squirrels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/aww-pig-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aww Pig 2016</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-08T22:22:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/06/12/secret-book-update-finished/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-15T16:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/06/02/secret-book-update-and-a-bit-of-light-reading/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/thousand-yard-stare-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thousand yard stare dog</image:title><image:caption>When nightmares happen during the day, you make this face.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/torture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-03T14:15:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/30/z-is-for-zoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/37381-z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>37381-z</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/badlands-doggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Badlands doggie</image:title><image:caption>NOOOO NOT THE DOGGIE!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-30T22:50:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/29/y-is-for-yearning-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/abe01-y.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abe01-y</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/can-toi-car-at-work-by-me-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Can toi car at work by me CROP</image:title><image:caption>If you haven’t read King’s books, then your reaction to these cars will be waaaaaay different than mine.  o_O</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-30T12:22:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/28/x-is-for-xenophobia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/c7aa6-x.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c7aa6-x</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1c25b-pdvd_035-bmp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1c25b-pdvd_035-bmp</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-29T11:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/27/w-is-for-weather/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/149ef-w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>149ef-w</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/curseofmichaelmyersmask-michael-myers-is-still-the-scariest-of-them-all-here-s-proof-jpeg-139985.jpg</image:loc><image:title>curseofmichaelmyersmask-michael-myers-is-still-the-scariest-of-them-all-here-s-proof-jpeg-139985</image:title><image:caption>Harvest festivals might be a bit clichéd if their business is to dress as Michael Myers and chop the neighbors into little pieces.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/man-at-the-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man at the beach</image:title><image:caption>Oh, be nice and give poor Henry a rebound, at least.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-28T01:08:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/26/v-is-for-victuals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/d0891-v.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d0891-v</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/soylentgreen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SoylentGreen</image:title><image:caption>Or they could find out what they’re eating….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/battle-royale_runningman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battle-royale_runningman</image:title><image:caption>Film versions:  a dark and emotional adaptation vs. a Hollywood-ized pile of silly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/black-rice-with-cuttlefish-caminos-mmm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black rice with cuttlefish-Caminos mmm</image:title><image:caption>Worth waiting for, IMO, if it’s anything like this place.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-30T12:20:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/23/t-is-for-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/4397d-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4397d-t</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ice-hunt-chapter-heading1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ice Hunt chapter heading</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/troughton-tardis.png</image:loc><image:title>troughton-tardis</image:title><image:caption>Silly thing’s gone round the bend again! Hold on!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/old-bond-st-london-may-2015-street-view-google.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Bond St London May 2015 street view Google</image:title><image:caption>I love walking down Bond Street to Piccadilly, though I can barely afford to breathe the air.   </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-23T11:00:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/22/s-is-for-sound/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/7746f-s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7746f-s</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-05T16:58:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/21/r-is-for-real/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/339c2-r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>339c2-r</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/smiling-businesswoman-with-books-imagerymajestic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smiling businesswoman -with books imagerymajestic</image:title><image:caption>Cross me, and you’ll never find the book you need.  Ha ha, just kidding! Welcome to the library! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-21T17:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/20/q-is-for-quintessence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2c3a2-q.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2c3a2-q</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/can-ka-no-rey-crop-with-arrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Can Ka No Rey crop with arrow</image:title><image:caption>All things serve the Beam, don’t ya know. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-20T21:11:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/19/p-is-for-politics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9033f-p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9033f-p</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-19T19:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/18/o-is-for-occasions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cf80d-o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cf80d-o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-18T18:50:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/16/n-is-for-names/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/42a5d-n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>42a5d-n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-16T11:03:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/15/m-is-for-mythical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1fc53-m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1fc53-m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/a1e62-end_world_map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a1e62-end_world_map</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-15T11:03:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/14/l-is-for-locals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/8a8af-needful2bthings2boriginal2bcut2b006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8a8af-needful2bthings2boriginal2bcut2b006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/265a4-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>265a4-l</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-24T02:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/13/k-is-for-keeping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/3eddd-k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3eddd-k</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/lemon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lemon!</image:title><image:caption>Danger, Will Robinson!  Rogue lemons in Biome Three!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-13T20:28:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/11/i-is-for-infrastructure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/996a9-i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>996a9-i</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sharknado-640x359.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sharknado-640x359</image:title><image:caption>Wheeee!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/martinsburg-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martinsburg map</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tube-strike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tube-strike</image:title><image:caption>Bloody hell; I’m going to miss Game of Thrones. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/london-a-z-sample-page.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>London A-Z sample page</image:title><image:caption>I love you, London, but your streets are like a plate of spaghetti. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-11T11:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/07/f-is-for-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ea375-f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ea375-f</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/man-working-on-laptop-imagerymajestic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man working on laptop imagerymajestic</image:title><image:caption>This is the most magnificent stock photo representation of writing I’ve ever seen. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/comm-and-rep-and-tablet-oh-my.png</image:loc><image:title>Comm and rep and tablet oh my</image:title><image:caption>Flip phones and 3D printing and tablets!  Oh my!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/frankielapalma-quantum-leap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frankielapalma Quantum Leap</image:title><image:caption>I’m in ur head, makin you change stuffs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-28T16:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/09/h-is-for-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/c709c-h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c709c-h</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-dark-tower-the-wastelands-image-7-ned-dameron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Dark Tower-The Wastelands Image 7 Ned Dameron</image:title><image:caption>Could be fun; could be scary.  We’ll find out when we get there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/noooo-planet-of-the-apes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Noooo planet of the apes</image:title><image:caption> “OH GOD!  THEY KNOCKED DOWN MY FAVORITE DELI!”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/220px-ada_lovelace_portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Ada_Lovelace_portrait</image:title><image:caption>Damn right.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-13T13:41:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/08/g-is-for-geography-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/b532e-g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b532e-g</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dt_map_final_version_map_2.png</image:loc><image:title>DT_Map_Final_Version_Map_2</image:title><image:caption>Or where in what world?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-09T13:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/06/e-is-for-exposition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/d148e-e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d148e-e</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/roland-deschain-dt-ii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roland Deschain DT II</image:title><image:caption>Monster killing is thirsty work, sai. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carnac-the-magnificent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carnac the Magnificent</image:title><image:caption>“I must have absolute silence to visualize this setting…..No, I cannot be wrong.  May a weird holy man light a Roman candle in your pants!” </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-15T13:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/05/d-is-for-dialect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/18e60-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18e60-d</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/barad-dur-eye-of-sauron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barad-dur eye of Sauron</image:title><image:caption>Gee I wonder who else used an eye to represent the evil dude. *KOFFTOLKIENKOFF* And incidentally, Barad-dur means “dark tower” in Sindarin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/j-r-r-tolkien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J.R.R.-Tolkien</image:title><image:caption>I made it look easy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/teenagers-dancing-in-club-photostock-freedigitalphotos-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teenagers dancing in club photostock freedigitalphotos.net</image:title><image:caption>“WHOOOOOOOOOO!” -- international slang for “Our festivities are fast approaching the extremity of fun; let us now indulge in a bit of exuberant expression.”   </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-06T03:50:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/04/c-is-for-connection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/7d5b0-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7d5b0-c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/victoria-line-seats-markdodds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Victoria line seats markdodds</image:title><image:caption>It looks like this, by the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/aiden_new_3213459b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Television Poldark</image:title><image:caption>Aidan Turner who plays Ross Poldark.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-05T14:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/02/b-is-for-backstory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dementor-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dementor 2</image:title><image:caption>It’s almost as if we were there -- HOLY CRAP MYRTLE!  IT’S A DEMENTOR! GET YOUR WAND OUT, QUICK! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/regina-once-upon-a-time-32155571-500-453.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Regina-once-upon-a-time-32155571-500-453</image:title><image:caption>Thaaaat’s right.  I’m all about that wickedness, baby!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/number-4-privet-drive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Number 4 Privet Drive</image:title><image:caption>Yep, just another rainy day at Number 4 Privet Drive; nothing to see here.  Certainly no wizards about.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-03T22:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/04/01/a-is-for-area/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-04T05:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/03/21/theme-reveal-day-2016-blogging-from-a-z-april-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/atoz-theme-reveal-2016-v2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atoz-theme-reveal-2016 v2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/gorilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gorilla</image:title><image:caption>Your lack of faith disturbs me. -- Darth Gorilla</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/senior-britain-supporter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Senior Britain supporter</image:title><image:caption>RULE BRITANNIA--oh wait, that’s the wrong cheer.  Calm down, Grandma.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-31T21:40:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/03/05/blogging-from-a-z-april-challenge-and-random-updates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/blonde-omg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blonde omg</image:title><image:caption>A recreation of my expression when I saw my hair for the first time.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/blonde-nice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blonde nice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2016-a-z-blogging-challenge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016 A-Z Blogging Challenge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-15T13:37:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/01/14/goddamn-it-2016-stop-it-already/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/alan-rickman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ALan Rickman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-07T01:34:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/01/11/the-light-has-left-us-david-bowie-1947-2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/child-in-berlin-1976-24-24-serigraph-david-bowie-32684174-301-301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>-Child-in-Berlin-1976-24-24-Serigraph-david-bowie-32684174-301-301</image:title><image:caption>Child in Berlin (1976), David Bowie </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/david-bowie-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>david-bowie-2013</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-12T12:42:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2016/01/01/2015-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-03T02:49:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/30/nanowrimo-2015-day-30-the-end-is-nigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-bastion-wall-structure-one-london-wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Bastion, wall structure One London Wall</image:title><image:caption>Just stack those over there; we'll have this done in a jiffy.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-02T20:47:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/24/nanowrimo-2015-day-23-and-24-blast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/smug-spongebob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smug spongebob</image:title><image:caption>Heh heh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-25T01:53:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/22/nanowrimo-2015-day-22-road-to-nowhere/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-23T04:11:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/21/nanowrimo-days-20-and-21-the-realizations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/my-welsh-cakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Welsh cakes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-22T05:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/19/nanowrimo-day-19-boost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/scarlett-ohara-tomorrow-is-another-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scarlett O'Hara tomorrow is another day</image:title><image:caption>Possibly influenced by Scarlett O'Hara.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-20T03:26:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/17/nanowrimo-day-17-building/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-18T04:37:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/16/nanowrimo-2015-day-16-slow-burn/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-17T03:53:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/15/nanowrimo-day-15-post-of-few-words/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-16T05:03:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/14/nanowrimo-2015-day-14-rounding-up-the-strays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/heath-hurst-road-hampstead-aka-lumley-crescent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heath Hurst Road Hampstead--aka Lumley Crescent</image:title><image:caption>Image from Google Street View, Heath Hurst Road, Hampstead London  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-15T04:51:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/13/nanowrimo-2015-day-13-tragedy-in-france/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-14T00:58:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/12/nanowrimo-day-12-drifting/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-13T04:30:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/11/nanowrimo-2015-day-11-the-wuthering-albatross/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-12T15:18:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/10/nanowrimo-day-10-writing-doesnt-always-look-like-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/english_countryside_at_its_best_-_geograph-org-uk_-_1394983.jpg</image:loc><image:title>English_countryside_at_its_best_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1394983</image:title><image:caption>Can you blame me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-12T15:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/04/nanowrimo-day-4-the-back-of-doom-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/poof-clipart-comic-sound-effect-poof-vector-illustration-45292321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poof-clipart-comic-sound-effect-poof-vector-illustration-45292321</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T05:17:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/09/day-8-and-9-nanowrimo-2015-back-in-the-saddle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pit-bull-baby-puppy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pit bull baby puppy</image:title><image:caption>You need that every once in a while.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T04:22:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/07/nanowrimo-day-7-alcohol-rockets-and-panic-oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/westminster-bridge-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Westminster Bridge-London</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mulder-in-4x05-the-field-where-i-died-fox-mulder-20625657-500-376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mulder-in-4x05-The-Field-Where-I-Died-fox-mulder-20625657-500-376</image:title><image:caption>Maybe we should ask this guy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-08T03:59:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/06/nanowrimo-day-6-stuck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/picard-facepalm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Picard facepalm</image:title><image:caption>Oh dear God</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-07T03:02:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/05/nanowrimo-day-5-easing-back-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/david-hall-alice-falls-down-the-rabbit-hole-drawing-detail-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>david hall alice falls down the rabbit hole drawing detail blog</image:title><image:caption>I seem to have been falling for hours; pity I didn’t bring my laptop.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-07T04:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/03/nanowrimo-day-3-a-scene-completed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/smokey-the-genie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smokey the Genie</image:title><image:caption>Three cheers and a tiger for me; I've won!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-04T15:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/02/nanowrimo-day-2-the-back-of-doom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/burning-chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning-chair</image:title><image:caption>I could have just done this instead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T01:52:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/11/01/nanowrimo-2015-day-1-aaaaaand-were-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/stressed-schoolboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stressed schoolboy</image:title><image:caption>At least I hope not--the editing will be hell. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-02T03:20:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/10/14/nanowrimo-nesting-prepare-to-birth-50000-words-in-30-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/funny-outline-mockup1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny outline mockup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/teenagers-asleep-on-sofa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenagers asleep on sofa</image:title><image:caption>It’s not the turkey; it’s the mashed potatoes.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1tree-crash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1tree crash</image:title><image:caption>I was going to knock, but you had the sign up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1-pizza-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1 Pizza guy</image:title><image:caption>The pizza guy got hungry waiting for you to find your wallet in your messy house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/a-home-office-prettyyy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A home office prettyyy</image:title><image:caption>Oh man, if I ever get rich, I’m calling those people to design my office.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cheshire_cat2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheshire_cat2</image:title><image:caption>They should have used me for their mascot. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-15T14:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/09/28/read-something-youre-not-supposed-to-banned-books-week-2015/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/young-girl-with-books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young girl with books</image:title><image:caption>So much scientific data; so little time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby</image:title><image:caption>Hi; I’m your son.  Jumping up and down afterward didn’t work, did it?  Nice to meet you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/man-on-sofa-with-remote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man on sofa with remote</image:title><image:caption>The “viewer discretion advised” notice tells me I’m about to see something crazy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1933-may-10-berlin-book-burning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1933-may-10-berlin-book-burning</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mother-reading-book-to-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mother reading book to baby</image:title><image:caption>Read to me this banned book, I beg of you oh Mummy, that my tiny brain may not shrivel and twist like that of a conservative Republican. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bbw_alt2015_poster_180.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BBW_ALT2015_Poster_180</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-29T04:09:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/09/19/happy-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-21T01:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/09/11/remembering-september-11/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-30T10:12:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/08/13/the-quest-to-finish-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dolls_house_from_petronella_de_la_court_1670-1690-by-typezero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doll's_house_from_Petronella_de_la_Court_1670-1690 by Typezero</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/knitting-progress-4-17-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Knitting progress 4-17-15</image:title><image:caption>It’s actually pink.  And pathetic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/glowing-waves-bioluminescent-ocean-life-explained-scintillans_50152_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glowing-waves-bioluminescent-ocean-life-explained-scintillans_50152_600x450</image:title><image:caption>We dinoflagellates are excitedly waiting for you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-18T13:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/07/26/things-i-learned-while-trying-to-paint-like-bob-ross/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/my-bob-ross-painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Bob Ross painting</image:title><image:caption>What’s that thing in the sky?  A UFO.  Hey, it’s my painting--nobody said I couldn’t put that in there!  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-30T19:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/07/19/book-review-the-watchers-book-two-hidden-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/deirdre-eden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deirdra Eden</image:title><image:caption>Deirdra Eden, author of The Watchers series (don’t you just love her hair!?)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/woman-with-towel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman with towel</image:title><image:caption>Somebody shut the freaking door!  You’re letting all the demons in!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ashley-wagner-shock-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ashley Wagner shock face</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, Auriella?  You didn’t see that coming? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-20T00:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/08/17/book-review-the-watchers-book-one-knight-of-light/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/deirdre-eden-knight-zion-photography-studio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deirdre Eden knight Zion PHotography Studio</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-28T12:18:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/07/09/vocabulary-w-is-an-upside-down-m/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sea-of-clouds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sea of clouds</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mystery-earth-alpaca-peruvian-handknitted-dog-jumpers-2-1046-pekm80x80ekm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mystery-earth-alpaca-peruvian-handknitted-dog-jumpers-[2]-1046-p[ekm]80x80[ekm]</image:title><image:caption>Woolly wearing a woolly.  :3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/452px-mozart_painted_by_greuze_1763-64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>452px-Mozart_painted_by_Greuze_1763-64</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wye-valley-looking-over-tintern-abbey-ruins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wye Valley- looking over Tintern Abbey ruins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-13T19:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/22/s-post/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-04T18:00:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/07/04/happy-independence-day-updates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/happy-old-woman-with-finger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy old woman with finger</image:title><image:caption>Getting old ain’t for sissies. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/me-at-regents-park-london-1983.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me at Regents Park London 1983</image:title><image:caption>Me at 18, in Regent’s Park rose garden.  Oh my God, what a dork.  #TBT (yeah, sorry, I know it’s not Thursday)
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jackie-magazine-9-june-1979.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jackie magazine 9 June 1979</image:title><image:caption>Jackie magazine, 9 June 1979.  I had this one, until my mum threw out all my mags and comics while I was at music college.  GAH, MUM!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/downtown-london-from-greenwich-near-the-cutty-sark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Downtown London from Greenwich--near the Cutty Sark</image:title><image:caption>I miss this. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-17T13:55:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/06/26/a-victory-for-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/straight-but-not-narrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Straight but not narrow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/excited-farting-rainbows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Excited farting rainbows</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-27T03:02:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/06/23/james-horner-1953-2015/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lastshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lastshot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/james-horner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James-horner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-23T05:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/23/t-is-for-travel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/st-pauls-from-the-garden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>St Paul's from the garden</image:title><image:caption>Update 5/26/15:  I am SUCH a dweeb. I realized just now that I forgot to put this picture in the post.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/big-poofy-cloud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big poofy cloud</image:title><image:caption>For example, you can’t describe the poofy marshmallow mountains of clouds until you fly right by them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/st-pauls-rotunda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>St Paul's rotunda</image:title><image:caption>Look where I sat. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-27T04:23:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/24/u-is-for-uhhhh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/a-riot-of-flowers-isabella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A riot of flowers Isabella</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/english-bluebells-isabella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>English bluebells Isabella</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/rhododendrons-red-isabella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rhododendrons red Isabella</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/purple-azaleas-heather-isabella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Purple azaleas - heather Isabella</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/baby-stags-richmond-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby stags Richmond Park</image:title><image:caption>But first, some baby stags having bro time under a tree. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-27T04:20:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/05/09/british-airways-my-new-favorite-airline-not-just-because-its-british/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/gordon-ramsay-plane-food-meal-yum-yum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gordon Ramsay Plane Food meal yum yum</image:title><image:caption>Yum yum.  Every scrap of this was utterly delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/crying-asian-baby-with-funny-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying Asian baby with funny hair</image:title><image:caption>This baby perfectly expresses my feelings about it.  Also, we have the same hairstyle today.   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/seats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seats</image:title><image:caption>Not as comfy as they look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/airplane-sumo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane--sumo</image:title><image:caption>A lot like this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wt-oj-on-boarding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WT+ OJ on boarding</image:title><image:caption>JUICE.  OMG.  And you have a little drink tray.  No juggling your glass!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/hahahaha-funny-advert-on-tube.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hahahaha funny advert on tube</image:title><image:caption>Like this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wtscreen-and-usbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WT+Screen and USBs</image:title><image:caption>Pretty sweet.  Though Interstellar would have been better on my 37” widescreen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wt-amenity-kit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WT+ amenity kit</image:title><image:caption>Along with a pretty pillow and a shit blanket. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wt-inside-amenity-kit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WT- inside amenity kit</image:title><image:caption>Nice, BA.  Nice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wt-supper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WT+ Supper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-10T02:37:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/05/05/better-late-than-never-a-z-reflection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/adorable-kitten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adorable kitten</image:title><image:caption>I’d post a pic of my gory skinned knee, but it’s pretty gross, so here is an adorable kitten instead. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pad_fort_lge5_442.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pad_fort_lge5_442</image:title><image:caption>The sixpence always makes me think of Paddington.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-06T13:47:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/30/z-is-for-zapped/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/capture-accuweather-4-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capture accuweather 4-30</image:title><image:caption>That’s not freezing, but it’s not warm either.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T07:15:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/30/y-is-for-yearning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20150429_151255.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poppies</image:title><image:caption>Go here; your stomach will not regret it.  Your trousers might--plates are huge. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20150429_160859.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taxidermy boxing mice</image:title><image:caption>They were too cute to be creepy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20150429_163629.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Camden Market</image:title><image:caption>Think a giant flea market that has no end. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T07:11:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/28/x-is-for-xtraordinary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/albert-hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Albert Hall!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/titanic-live-inside-albert-hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanic Live-inside Albert Hall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/titanic-live-interview-james-horner-and-jon-landau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanic Live--interview James Horner and Jon Landau</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/titanic-3d-movie-hq-stills-titanic-30464735-500-261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TITANIC-3D-Movie-HQ-Stills-titanic-30464735-500-261</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T07:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/28/w-is-for-waaaauuughh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/downton-housekeeper-phyllis-logan.png</image:loc><image:title>Downton housekeeper Phyllis Logan</image:title><image:caption>Oh good heavens, I've no time to discuss the vagaries of the British stock market. I must find an underservant who won't break the china. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-28T15:32:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/25/v-is-for-vacation/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-25T22:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/23/s-is-for-sources/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/flintknapper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flintknapper</image:title><image:caption>A modern flintknapper shapes a stone tool. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T09:22:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/21/r-is-for-replete-not-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/asleep-on-laptop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asleep on laptop</image:title><image:caption>And waiting.  But hey, free secret wifi.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-22T23:08:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/21/q-is-for-quaver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/butter-guy.png</image:loc><image:title>Butter guy</image:title><image:caption>This guy.  He knows.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T18:46:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/18/p-is-for-plagiarism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/clhoe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clhoe</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, don’t do that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/excited-to-shop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Excited to shop</image:title><image:caption>“I just sold Elizabeth West’s book for a buttload of money! Let’s all go shopping!”  Said no agent ever.  (yet)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-19T22:22:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/17/o-is-for-oddments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/knitting-progress-4-17-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Knitting progress 4-17-15</image:title><image:caption>That’s pink, not beige.  Sorry, the hovel has bad lighting. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-18T03:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/16/n-is-for-nomeclature/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/256px-howard_tilton_library_computers_2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>256px-Howard_Tilton_Library_Computers_2010</image:title><image:caption>You can find these at the library or online.  Or online at the library.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/coffee-executives.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffee executives</image:title><image:caption>“We call it ‘rocket fuel’ here, Bob, because it blasts you off and tastes terrible.”    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bikers-takenone_frank151.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bikers TakeNone_FRANK151</image:title><image:caption>We have been discussing this, and it is with deepest regret we revoke your membership in our esteemed organization due to your repeated extracurricular activities with our most revered leader’s marital partner. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1984-still.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1984 still</image:title><image:caption>I thought about a Twinkie today; they’re coming to get me soon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-17T19:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/15/m-is-for-mistakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/man-with-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man with beer</image:title><image:caption>Thanks for the beer, mate; everything I just told you was a huge lie.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/panic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PANIC</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-16T03:41:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/13/k-is-for-kicking-and-screaming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/credit-cards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>credit cards</image:title><image:caption>Oh, longing for a lovely one of these that I cannot get.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/broken-piggy-bank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Broken piggy bank</image:title><image:caption>Ah, the life of a broke writer….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-14T02:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/12/j-is-for-junk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/3-dollar-bill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3-dollar bill</image:title><image:caption>Awwh, why you always pickin on me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shirtless-man-walking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shirtless man walking</image:title><image:caption>Don’t bother, love; she made that one up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/smiling-doctor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smiling doctor</image:title><image:caption>I’m guessing this page is probably okay. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-13T02:28:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/11/i-is-for-interviews/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/oh-thats-so-funny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh that's so funny</image:title><image:caption>Haha, just kidding.  Had you going there for a minute, didn’t I? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/doh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D'oh</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/knock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kNOCK</image:title><image:caption>I know YOU’RE not an ax murderer, but I’m not so sure about me….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jealous-side-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jealous side-eye</image:title><image:caption>If you have a book contract, disregard my jealousy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-11T21:34:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/10/a-slight-delay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/blargh-i-am-ded.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blargh i am ded</image:title><image:caption>Again, this kitty perfectly expresses my feelings. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-13T05:02:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/09/h-is-for-human/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/two-girls-talking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two girls talking</image:title><image:caption>“As I was saying, then he bumped into me on the bus, and you should have SEEN the look he gave me!  As if it were my fault!  So then I said….”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/old_hippies_occupy_wall_street_2011_shankbone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old_Hippies_Occupy_Wall_Street_2011_Shankbone</image:title><image:caption>Better catch him now; he’s off to another protest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/businesspeople-shaking-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Businesspeople shaking hands</image:title><image:caption>Commence schmoozing in….three…two…one….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-10T00:41:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/08/g-is-for-geography/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shocked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shocked</image:title><image:caption>Are you MAD?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/twister-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TWISTER poster</image:title><image:caption>It’s that time again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stephen-king-laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen King laughing</image:title><image:caption>Hey, nobody’s perfect. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/goat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goat!</image:title><image:caption>WILL IT EAT ME?  AM I SAFE???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-09T18:42:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/07/f-is-for-fantasical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nosferatu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nosferatu</image:title><image:caption>You must know about us, so that you do not sully our reputation with sparkly bullshit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dracula-bl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dracula BL</image:title><image:caption>Good evening.  I am here to scare the living piss out of you.  Then I vill drink your blood.  Ahh hahahahaa. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lord-byron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Byron</image:title><image:caption>I was cocky like that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/joe-hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Hill</image:title><image:caption>Do you know me?  You might know my dad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stephen-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephen King</image:title><image:caption>That’d be me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-09T03:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/06/e-is-for-ethics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/clan-of-the-cave-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clan of the Cave Bear</image:title><image:caption>Prehistoric fantasy at its finest!  Thank you, Ms. Auel!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shrug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shrug</image:title><image:caption>Damned if I do; damned if I don’t. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/serious-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Serious cat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-07T14:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/03/c-is-for-copyright/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/coughing-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coughing man</image:title><image:caption>*KOFFgoogleMonsterCableKOFF*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/copycat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Copycat</image:title><image:caption>I copy your pages.  I is COPYCAT. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aragorn-sideeye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>-Aragorn-sideeye</image:title><image:caption>I never said that. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-05T03:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/04/d-is-for-discipline/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/girl-looking-sad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girl looking sad</image:title><image:caption>I am SO SICK of talking about this book when you can’t read it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/donuts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donuts</image:title><image:caption>I’m just kidding.  Relax!  Have one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bela-lugosi-dracula-ftr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bela-lugosi-dracula-ftr</image:title><image:caption>Indeed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-05T03:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/01/a-is-for-absorbed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/internet-addiction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Internet addiction</image:title><image:caption>Internet addiction is a thing.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kings-bedroom-queen-marys-dolls-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kings bedroom Queen Mary's dolls house</image:title><image:caption>Example of the kind of decorative artistry being a trust fund baby --or a princess-- can net you.    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/excuses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Excuses</image:title><image:caption>Mental paralysis is also a thing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-04T01:10:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/04/03/b-is-for-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/freaks-dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freaks dinner</image:title><image:caption>One of us….one of us….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/asian-man-trying-to-break-computer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Asian man trying to break computer</image:title><image:caption>This be a good way ter handle malfunctions.  Avast!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hailstones-1897.png</image:loc><image:title>HAILSTONES 1897</image:title><image:caption>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-04T01:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/03/26/the-blogging-from-a-z-challenge-is-upon-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/atoz-2015-banner-910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atoz [2015] - BANNER - 910</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/overwhelmed-with-too-many-tasks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Overwhelmed with Too many tasks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIP</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shocked-man-with-laptop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shocked man with laptop</image:title><image:caption>“Search history…hmm.  Carry-on packing tips, death by exsanguination, spring recipes, hair braiding videos, how to make things happen with your mind, gas bombs, 1960s Britain.  WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING????” </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tsteele4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TSteele4</image:title><image:caption>Remember this guy?  Like him.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-02T03:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/02/26/secret-book-and-self-publishing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/calculator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Calculator</image:title><image:caption>If I finish the book and it sells, I can write off the whole trip! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/engagement-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>engagement-hands</image:title><image:caption>Starring everyone I’ve ever known and a bunch of stupid celebrities I don’t. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/donna-noble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donna Noble</image:title><image:caption>I’m not linking to who Donna Noble is.  Go watch Doctor Who on Netflix, you godless heathen!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/empty-wallet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empty wallet</image:title><image:caption>Don’t quit your day job just yet. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/50shadesofgreycoverart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50ShadesofGreyCoverArt</image:title><image:caption>You too can write a masturbatory fantasy and have it become a media darling.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-07T05:09:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/02/09/vocabulary-v-is-for-well-vocabulary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/whip-my-hair-death-eater-roleplay-18508995-492-364_153135232_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whip-my-hair-death-eater-roleplay-18508995-492-364_153135232_large</image:title><image:caption>Looks like he’s busy--I’m safe for now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/goat-on-grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goat-on-grass</image:title><image:caption>Come near me with that quill, and I’ll show YOU a surface. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/statue_of_liberty_7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Statue_of_Liberty_7</image:title><image:caption>If you visit the Statue of Liberty, don’t lick it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vulcans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vulcans</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-10T00:03:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/01/27/book-updates-insert-catchy-subtitle-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pooh-stuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pooh stuck</image:title><image:caption>Oh, bother….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/paper-cut-of-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paper cut of family</image:title><image:caption>That’s a family, in case you thought I just wanted to learn papercraft.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/serious-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Serious kid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/smilingpuppy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SmilingPuppy</image:title><image:caption>No illustration for that, so here is a picture of a smiling puppy instead. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-29T18:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2015/01/10/vocabulary-u-is-for-universe-which-is-being-a-btch-right-now/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-21T20:18:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/12/29/2014-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-10T04:43:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/07/character-f-is-for-family/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/agents-of-shield-marvel-spoilers-skye-coulson-abc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>agents-of-shield-marvel-spoilers-skye-coulson-abc</image:title><image:caption> “Daddy?” </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock-and-mycroft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock and Mycroft</image:title><image:caption> Even if they are, they might just irritate the hell out of you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-26T02:43:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/14/character-l-is-for-looks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/loki-hulk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loki-hulk</image:title><image:caption>Nobody feel sorry for Hulk.  Hulk smash!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mary-sue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary sue</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hounds1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hounds1</image:title><image:caption>Could that be why certain members of Scotland Yard don’t like him? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-26T02:40:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/23/character-t-is-for-talking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/drunk-sherlock-the-sign-of-three-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drunk Sherlock the-sign-of-three-1</image:title><image:caption>I don’t need to hear you talk.  Even completely pissed, I can guess your entire past simply by smelling your coat sleeve.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/batmanfacepalm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batmanfacepalm</image:title><image:caption>“Batman facepalm”  is apparently a thing.  A thing you can google. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-26T02:40:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/07/15/too-many-feels-about-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/african-lion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>African lion</image:title><image:caption>Oh hello….didn’t see you there.  0_0</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/aliens2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aliens2</image:title><image:caption> It mostly comes at night…mostly. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/encouragement.png</image:loc><image:title>Encouragement</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-26T02:39:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/12/01/nanowrimo-2014-the-end-of-the-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fireworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FIREWORKS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/winking-smiling-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winking-Smiling-Cat</image:title><image:caption>That should cover most of my shenanigans. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/old-hammer-on-bricks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old hammer on bricks</image:title><image:caption>It may not be the most efficient process, but it’s MY process. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-26T02:38:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/12/25/christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dalek-the-halls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dalek the halls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-27T22:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/12/16/the-writing-process-or-how-i-bang-my-head-against-the-wall-and-shake-out-a-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cover_of_the_yearling_1938_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cover_of_The_Yearling_1938_Original</image:title><image:caption>If you do not get this book and read it immediately, I will disown you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/beethoven.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beethoven</image:title><image:caption>Incidentally, it is Beethoven’s 244th  birthday today.  Happy birthday!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/can_tsleep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Can_tSleep</image:title><image:caption>Especially troublesome when you think of it at nearly four a.m.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/protag-1-and-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Protag 1 and 2</image:title><image:caption>A clue?  Sorry, this is all you’re getting.  Muwahaha!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/schroedingers-cat-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schroedingers cat meme</image:title><image:caption>Ambiguity.  I has it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T16:53:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/11/27/its-called-a-crush-for-a-reason/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/me-with-ernie-hudson-feb-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me with Ernie Hudson Feb 2014</image:title><image:caption>Only once.  But look who it is!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/startled-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Startled cat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/puppy-dog-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppy dog eyes</image:title><image:caption>Not that I would know about that, or anything. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/burning-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burning house</image:title><image:caption>It could all come crashing down, because karma is a stone cold bitch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-11T15:49:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/11/23/vintage-stuff-in-secret-book-and-nanowrimo2014-the-end-but-not-the-finish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lazy-cat-watching-tv-with-beer.png</image:loc><image:title>lazy-cat-watching-tv-with-beer</image:title><image:caption>This happened.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cell-gps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CELL GPS</image:title><image:caption>You can run, but you can’t hide. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/teasmade-1960s-britain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daily Mail Ideal Home Exhibition at Olympia.</image:title><image:caption>It’s the latest thing!  We should get one for the office!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1970s-ugly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1970s UGLY</image:title><image:caption>Did we actually WEAR this? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1970s-carpet-wallpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1970s carpet wallpaper</image:title><image:caption>Enough said.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/woollies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woollies</image:title><image:caption> I find it highly annoying that the pronunciation link says the word in an American accent. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/giant-book.png</image:loc><image:title>Giant-Book</image:title><image:caption>Oh, a little of this, a little of that…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-24T02:52:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/11/19/save-the-london-book-barge-and-nanowrimo-whatever-ive-lost-track-now/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-21T01:21:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/11/13/some-thoughts-about-god-and-tunerville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/two-cents.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TWO CENTS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/angry-businessman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ANGRY BUSINESSMAN</image:title><image:caption>The captcha for this photo was Wicked Guitar Solo.  If that wasn’t God trying to say something ironic, I don’t know what is. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/mary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MARY</image:title><image:caption>Well, all righty then.  I’ll just be over here, giving birth to Saviors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/snake-handling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SNAKE HANDLING</image:title><image:caption>None of this, thankfully.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/a-god-and-christ.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A GOD AND CHRIST</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T03:30:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/11/12/nanowrimo-2014-baby-its-cold-outside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/regina-angst.png</image:loc><image:title>Regina angst</image:title><image:caption>Kinda wishing I had her powers, too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pig-in-her-doghouse-during-polar-vortex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pig in her doghouse during polar vortex</image:title><image:caption>This happened during the polar vortex last year.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-13T04:49:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/11/05/nanowrimo-2014-remember-remember-the-fifth-of-november/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bonfirenight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bonfirenight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T05:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/11/01/nanowrimo-day-1-i-was-supposed-to-be-doing-what/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/young-girl-reading-outside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young girl reading outside</image:title><image:caption>“I don’t understand--I pictured it like this.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/groot-bf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Groot bf</image:title><image:caption>Well, there we go then.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/frosty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frosty</image:title><image:caption>Which felt accurate. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-03T01:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/28/nanowrimo-2014-secret-book-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tired-kitty-sleeping-on-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tired-kitty-sleeping-on-food</image:title><image:caption>If I survive, that is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/einaudi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Einaudi!</image:title><image:caption>Maestro.  :3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/blunder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blunder</image:title><image:caption>How the hell do I recognize when it’s authentic?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/man-with-pipe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man with pipe</image:title><image:caption>See?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/manatee30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>manatee30</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pumpkin-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pumpkin boy</image:title><image:caption> I don’t know what it is either.  Just smile and nod and back away slowly. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T18:41:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/21/the-saga-of-secret-book-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/foundation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Foundation</image:title><image:caption>Just building…building…and more building. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cockfosters_lillo_monella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cockfosters_lillo_monella</image:title><image:caption>Just kidding; I’m sure it’s a lovely place.    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/empty-district-line-train-richmond-station.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empty District line train--Richmond station</image:title><image:caption>*sigh* I even miss the slow-ass District line….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T22:47:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/10/london-bbc-broadcasting-house-and-just-knocking-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bbc-broadcast-house-old-bbc-on-left-new-addition-at-right.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BBC Broadcast House--old BBC on left, new addition at right</image:title><image:caption>Herp a derp, I just now realized I forgot to put this picture in here. -- 19 Oct.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/poppy-at-kings-cross-station.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poppy at King's Cross Station</image:title><image:caption>And on the way home--a commemorative poppy in King’s Cross Station.  Everyone is marking the WWI centenary in their own ways.   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fox-poem-near-central-st-martins-art-college.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fox poem near Central St Martins art college</image:title><image:caption>An illustrated poem on the wall near where the barge is moored.  I liked this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/word-on-the-water.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Word on the Water</image:title><image:caption>The book barge, Word on the Water.  Step inside (watch your head) and discover a nice selection of used books. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sherlock-door-gower-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock Door, Gower Street</image:title><image:caption>Recognize it, anyone?  :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/university-college-london-old-building.jpg</image:loc><image:title>University College London, old building</image:title><image:caption>Lying in the shadow of the modern hospital, it looks like a relic from another age, and one that holds many secrets--and more than a few ghosts. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jeremy-bentham-plaque.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeremy Bentham-plaque</image:title><image:caption>The plaque above the display cabinet. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jeremy-bentham-founder-of-university-college-london-his-skeleton-dressed-up-he-wanted-to-do-this-head-in-vault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeremy Bentham, founder of University College, London--his skeleton dressed up. He wanted to do this. Head in vault.</image:title><image:caption>This is J.B.’s skeleton, dressed in his own clothing, with a wax mask of his face.  His head used to be between his feet, but now it’s in the college vault. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/the-langham-hotel-across-from-bbc-broadcast-house-posh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Langham Hotel, across from BBC Broadcast House-posh</image:title><image:caption>It’s a lovely building, even though I probably wouldn’t be allowed in the front door. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/le-poete-tapestry-in-old-bbc-broadcast-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Le Poete tapestry in Old BBC Broadcast House</image:title><image:caption>Le Poete--The Poet tapestry, in Old BBC.  It was a gift from the French government in 1949 as a thank-you for BBC’s wartime coverage. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-19T17:40:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/16/britain-2014-home-and-reflections/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pretty-tree-hammersmith-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretty tree--Hammersmith, London</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/in-the-tiny-chapel-view-of-the-abbey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In the tiny chapel-view of the Abbey</image:title><image:caption>Really—just look at it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/parliament-and-big-ben.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parliament and Big Ben</image:title><image:caption>But some things still look the same. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/400px-downtown_mayberry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>400px-Downtown_Mayberry</image:title><image:caption>That’s what I get for living in Mayberry. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-19T18:07:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/01/wales-tintern-abbey-and-the-national-museum-in-cardiff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/americandy-store-sign-queens-arcade-cardiff-10-1-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Americandy store sign, Queen's Arcade, Cardiff 10-1-14</image:title><image:caption>I saw this hilarious store</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rain-auvers-by-v-van-gogh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$$$-GOGH A2463 300dpi/A3 -0</image:title><image:caption>Rain, Auvers, by Vincent Van Gogh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/la-parisienne-the-blue-lady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$$$-RENOIR A2495/3078T 300/A-0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/monet-waterlilies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$$$-MONET A2484 300dpi/A3-0</image:title><image:caption>Paintings from Claude Monet’s Water Lilies series.  Here is one. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rodins-the-kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$$$-RODIN A2499/2799T 300/A3-0</image:title><image:caption>A bronze copy of Rodin’s The Kiss.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/national-museum-cardiff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>National Museum Cardiff</image:title><image:caption>Here is the museum, right next to Cardiff City Hall.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/chepstow-near-the-bus-station.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chepstow near the bus station</image:title><image:caption>This is Chepstow, near the bus station. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/presbertery-looking-west-from-the-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Presbertery-looking west from the back</image:title><image:caption>If I lived in Chepstow, I'd be here every day.  *sigh*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/part-of-the-original-floor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Part of the original floor</image:title><image:caption>Oh, by the way, here is some of the original floor.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tintern-abbey-first-look.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tintern Abbey- first look</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-16T02:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/12/london-final-day-maids-of-honour-and-ham-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/beer-barrels-ham-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer barrels, Ham House</image:title><image:caption>Some beer barrels in the beer cellar (I’m sure these were fake, just for effect.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/flasks-in-the-beer-cellar-ham-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flasks in the beer cellar, Ham House</image:title><image:caption>Some flasks in the beer cellar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/kitchen-storage-ham-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitchen storage, Ham House</image:title><image:caption>Dishes and implements.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/kitchen-ham-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitchen, Ham House</image:title><image:caption>I love this long table where they worked. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/william-averill-butler-ham-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>William Averill, butler--Ham House</image:title><image:caption>William Averill, the butler.  It was through his scrutiny the food passed from the kitchen through the Buttery, before going into the dining room.  I’m sure he was very exacting. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mrs-henderson-and-talbot-servants-ham-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs. Henderson and Talbot, servants-Ham House</image:title><image:caption>Mrs.  Henderson, the Duchess’s lady-in-waiting, and Talbot, a page boy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/scullery-maid-mary-hobley-ham-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scullery maid Mary Hobley, Ham House</image:title><image:caption>Mary Hobley, scullery maid. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ham-house-from-the-topiary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ham House from the Topiary</image:title><image:caption>Ham House from the Topiary.  I think I like this view best. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/topiary-ham-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Topiary, Ham House</image:title><image:caption>The Topiary!  Family member smelled the Duke’s pipe tobacco out here on a previous visit, and I thought I might have caught a whiff, but she told me about it beforehand, so it might have been my imagination. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ham-house-from-the-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ham House from the back</image:title><image:caption>Ham House from the rear.  Still majestic. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-17T01:05:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/11/london-hampstead-heath-and-keats-house-poetry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mind-the-gap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mind the gap!</image:title><image:caption> You still have to do this.  (Photo taken at Belsize Park Station in Hampstead)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hampstead-heath-sign-on-spaniard-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hampstead Heath sign on Spaniard Road</image:title><image:caption>Behold--the entrance plaque to Hampstead Heath on Spaniard Road.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/view-of-central-london-from-hampstead-heath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>View of Central London from Hampstead Heath</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/30_st_mary_axe_from_leadenhall_street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30_St_Mary_Axe_from_Leadenhall_Street</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/going-into-hampstead-heath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Going into Hampstead Heath</image:title><image:caption>This road leads in from where the plaque is.  There are several ways in and out of the park. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/funny-little-thing-in-hampstead-heath-must-be-used-for-storage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Funny little thing in Hampstead Heath--must be used for storage</image:title><image:caption>I saw this about halfway there.  No clue what it was or is; perhaps storage for maintenance items.  Love the mossy roof.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pond-in-hampstead-heath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pond in Hampstead Heath</image:title><image:caption>And ponds like this.  Some of them are for swimming (though it was too cold to do that today). </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tina-gamps-bench-i-sat-on-hampstead-heath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tina Gamp's bench I sat on Hampstead Heath</image:title><image:caption>A very nice place to rest your feet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/in-the-trees-hampstead-heath-from-tinas-bench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In the trees, Hampstead Heath-from Tina's bench</image:title><image:caption>Pretty view from Tina’s bench.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/john-keats1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Keats</image:title><image:caption>Keats House, Hampstead, London</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-04T21:23:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/09/the-tower-of-london-and-a-river-of-blood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/chinatown-london-gate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chinatown, London-gate</image:title><image:caption>A view down the Chinatown street.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/chinatown-london-huge-lantern-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chinatown, London-huge lantern again</image:title><image:caption>A cool giant lantern.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/who-loot-forbidden-planet-leicester-square-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WHO LOOT-Forbidden Planet, Leicester Square, London</image:title><image:caption>Not pictured:  the Gryffindor travel pass holder I bought for my Oyster card.  Sadly, I only have a couple more days to use it, but I’ll save it for next time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/batman-at-forbidden-planet-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman at Forbidden Planet, London</image:title><image:caption>This guy must like it too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/chinatown-london-great-place-to-eat-on-wardour-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chinatown, London-great place to eat on Wardour Street</image:title><image:caption>There were spring rolls.  Om nom nom.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fashion-and-textile-museum-knitwear-slide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fashion and Textile Museum knitwear slide</image:title><image:caption>A taste of the exhibit.  Though small, it was really interesting. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/under-the-bridge-bermondsey-street-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Under the bridge-Bermondsey Street, London</image:title><image:caption>When you walk back from the museum under the bridge on Bermondsey Street, this is what you see.  Pretty neat, huh? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tower-of-london-bleeds-poppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tower of London bleeds poppies</image:title><image:caption>Poppies spill from the Tower as though it were bleeding. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tower-of-london-poppies-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tower of London-poppies 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-11T21:58:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/08/london-shopping-and-buses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ham-elephants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ham elephants</image:title><image:caption>Like this--these are in Ham, at a private residence.  You can only see them from the top of the number 65 bus.  I tried to take a picture myself, but the bus goes too fast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/scarf-from-lts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCARF FROM LTS</image:title><image:caption>Also, a scarf.  I love this scarf. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tea-and-scones-at-the-parlour-fortnum-and-mason-10-8-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tea and scones at The Parlour, Fortnum and Mason 10-8-14</image:title><image:caption>Look at the cute little teapot.  The scones and clotted cream and jam were very good, too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fm-store-piccadilly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>F&amp;M store-piccadilly</image:title><image:caption>It's all about your attitude.  Also, don't break anything.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hatchards-by-robchilver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hatchards by robchilver</image:title><image:caption>Green carpet, lots of wood, this beautiful old Chesterfield sofa, and spiral stairs.  I think I’ve found my new favorite bookstore in the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-15T18:05:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/07/london-the-national-gallery-and-westminster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trafalgar-square-from-national-gallery-steps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trafalgar Square from National Gallery steps</image:title><image:caption>The square.  It’s full of people.  Probably because it was a nice day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/the-blue-cockerel-trafalgar-square.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Blue Cockerel, Trafalgar Square</image:title><image:caption>Artwork in the square--Hahn/Cock, by Katharina Fritsch. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cafe-in-the-crypt-st-martin-in-the-fields-trafalgar-square.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cafe in the Crypt, St Martin-in-the-Fields, Trafalgar Square</image:title><image:caption>The café.  It really is under the church, right next to the gift shop.  A bit touristy, perhaps, but still sort of neat.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lunch-at-cafe-in-the-crypt-not-cheap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lunch at Cafe in the Crypt-not cheap!</image:title><image:caption>My lunch--a cheddar and English pickle sandwich, leek and potato soup, and a Fentiman’s Curiosity Cola.  It was pretty good, actually. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/national-gallery-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>National Gallery London</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/farms-near-auvers-van-gogh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Farms Near Auvers- Van Gogh</image:title><image:caption>Farms Near Auvers - Vincent Van Gogh.  This is like the one I saw in Cardiff. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/an-old-man-holding-a-pilgrim-bottle-unknown-italian-artist-1650s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An Old Man Holding a Pilgrim-Bottle-Unknown Italian artist, 1650s</image:title><image:caption>An Old Man Holding a Pilgrim-Bottle - Unknown Italian artist.  They don’t know who painted this, but they think it was created sometime in the 1650s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/the-fighting-temeraire-j-m-w-turner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Fighting Temeraire- J.M.W. Turner</image:title><image:caption>The Fighting Temeraire - Joseph Mallord William Turner.  There is a Turner exhibit at the Tate Britain, which I am debating going to, but it costs £15 to get in.  Kind of steep. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/the-virgin-of-the-rock-leonardo-da-vinci.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Virgin of the Rock-Leonardo da Vinci</image:title><image:caption>The Virgin of the Rocks (sometimes called Madonna of the Rocks) - Leonardo da Vinci.  There are two of these--the other one hangs in the Louvre. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/two-crabs-1889-van-gogh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Crabs, 1889-Van Gogh</image:title><image:caption>Two Crabs - Vincent Van Gogh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-08T22:14:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/06/london-walking-around-hammersmith-and-harry-potter-studio-tour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/diagon-alley-looking-down-from-the-end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diagon Alley- looking down from the end</image:title><image:caption>Do your wizard shopping here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hogwarts-large-model-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hogwarts- large model 8</image:title><image:caption>GASP!  No seriously, when I walked in and saw this large model, I actually gasped. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hogwarts-gates-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hogwarts Gates 2</image:title><image:caption>The gates of Hogwarts!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/assorted-small-props.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Assorted small props</image:title><image:caption>Assorted small props that every Potternerd will recognize. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gryffindor-costumes-in-the-great-hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gryffindor costumes in the Great Hall</image:title><image:caption>Gryffindor costumes in the Great Hall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hammersmith-bridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hammersmith Bridge</image:title><image:caption>Don’t look down…</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/suzie-made-veggie-lasagna-beetroot-peas-salad-with-nasturtiums-and-rocket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suzie made veggie lasagna, beetroot, peas, salad with nasturtiums and rocket</image:title><image:caption>What we had for lunch from the allotment.  That’s vegetarian lasagna, with spelt pasta and soy.  The flowers are nasturtiums--they are edible and kind of peppery, like watercress.  It was delicious. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/car-boot-sale-at-suzies-sons-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car boot sale at Suzie's son's school</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/the-dove-pub-hammersmith-funny-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Dove pub, Hammersmith-funny sign</image:title><image:caption>Here is a funny sign above a pub tucked into an alley we passed on the way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-08T07:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/04/scotland-loch-ness-inverness-trains-and-tubes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/river-ness-in-inverness-scotland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>River Ness in Inverness, Scotland</image:title><image:caption>A shot of Inverness.  This is the River Ness, which flows through Loch Dochfour and through Inverness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/inverness-haggis-neeps-and-tatties-at-wetherspoon-pub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inverness- Haggis, neeps and tatties at Wetherspoon pub</image:title><image:caption>This is delicious and there is no way I would have touched it back then. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/house-with-sheep-i-got-a-sprig-of-heather-from-beside-the-motorway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House with sheep-I got a sprig of heather from beside the motorway</image:title><image:caption>This house.  These sheep.  Right after this, it started pouring, though the sun kept shining. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/urquhart-castle-citadel-loch-ness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Urquhart Castle citadel-Loch Ness</image:title><image:caption>The citadel at Urquhart.  This is Scottish weather--sunny in some shots,  cloudy and dark and rainy in others. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/urqhuart-castle-stables.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Urqhuart Castle-Stables</image:title><image:caption>Urquhart Castle--this is where the stables would have been, close to the gatehouse. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/urqhuart-castle-grant-tower-from-the-grassy-area-you-can-see-the-hole-where-the-grants-blew-up-the-tower-to-keep-the-jacobites-from-taking-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Urqhuart Castle-Grant Tower from the grassy area-you can see the hole where the Grants blew up the tower to keep the Jacobites from taking it</image:title><image:caption>Urquhart Castle--Grant Tower from a small grassy area. You can see the hole where Clan Grant blew up the tower to keep the Jacobites from taking it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/loch-ness-long-view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Loch Ness-long view</image:title><image:caption>See?  :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/urqhuart-castle-view-of-grant-tower-from-citadel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Urqhuart Castle-view of Grant Tower from Citadel</image:title><image:caption>I told you that next time you saw this, it would be a picture by me.  Here ya go! This is Urquhart Castle from the citadel with the loch in the background. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/nessie-at-the-loch-ness-center.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nessie at the Loch Ness Center</image:title><image:caption>Nessie?  What’s happened to your pond, girl?  Driest September in history? Aww, well hump on back to the loch then, lassie. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/caledonian-sleeper-train-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caledonian Sleeper train (1)</image:title><image:caption>AAAAAALL ABOOOOOOAARRRD!  Okay, they don't really yell that.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-08T22:15:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/10/01/wales-cardiff-bay-and-penarth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/path-up-the-hill-adjacent-to-alexandra-park-penarth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Path up the hill adjacent to Alexandra Park, Penarth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/looking-up-the-hill-from-the-pier-penarth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking up the hill from the pier, Penarth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/looking-down-the-beach-from-on-the-beach-penarth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking down the beach from ON the beach, Penarth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/looking-down-the-pier-penarth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking down the pier, Penarth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/penarth-pier-pavilion-penarth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Penarth Pier &amp; Pavilion, Penarth</image:title><image:caption>The Pier Pavilion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/angel-st-augustines-church-penarth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel, St. Augustine's Church, Penarth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/window-of-st-augustines-church-penarth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Window of St. Augustine's Church, Penarth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/locks-that-lift-the-highway-cardiff-bay-barrage-cardiff-bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Locks that lift the highway, Cardiff Bay Barrage, Cardiff Bay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sluice-gates-at-the-cardiff-bay-barrage-cardiff-bay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sluice gates at the Cardiff Bay Barrage, Cardiff Bay</image:title><image:caption>Sluice gates that let the water out when the bay gets too full.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cardiff-bay-barrage-closes-off-the-bay-from-the-sea-its-all-freshwater-from-the-rivers-taff-and-ely.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cardiff Bay Barrage--closes off the bay from the sea-it's all freshwater from the Rivers Taff and Ely</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-01T22:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/09/30/wales-cardiff-castle-and-riverdance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/smoked-salmon-onion-spinach-and-creme-fraiche-crepe-sophies-creperie-cardiff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smoked salmon onion Spinach and creme fraiche crepe Sophie's Creperie Cardiff</image:title><image:caption>Go there and order the Atlantic.  Smoked salmon, spinach, red onion, and crème fraiche.  Do it now.  I'll wait.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/keep-again-cardiff-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keep again Cardiff Castle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/baby-alpacas-at-cardiff-county-fair-cardiff-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby alpacas at Cardiff County Fair Cardiff Castle</image:title><image:caption>Right after I took this picture, baby alpaca dropped a load. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sitting-room-the-town-house-cardiff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sitting room The Town House, Cardiff</image:title><image:caption>The Town House Guest House, Cardiff.  Tell Charles and Paula I sent you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/lord-butes-loo-cardiff-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Bute's loo Cardiff Castle</image:title><image:caption>A Victorian flush toilet, in the loo in Lord Bute’s bedroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/invisible-prince-cardiff-castle-nursery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Invisible Prince Cardiff Castle nursery</image:title><image:caption> The Invisible Prince.  See if you can spot him.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jack-the-giant-killer-decoration-cardiff-castle-nursery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack the Giant Killer decoration Cardiff Castle nursery</image:title><image:caption>Jack the Giant Killer.  More like Jack the Nightmare Fairy.  D:</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dollhouse-nursery-cardiff-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DOLLHOUSE -nursery, Cardiff Castle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ballroom-cardiff-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ballroom Cardiff Castle</image:title><image:caption> You can rent this ballroom.  It’s not really that expensive. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dining-room-cardiff-castle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dining room Cardiff Castle</image:title><image:caption>It's good to be rich.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-02T08:29:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/09/28/britain-day-3-to-cardiff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mulberry-street-restaurant-goat-cheese-and-onion-tart-yum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mulberry Street Restaurant goat cheese and onion tart YUM</image:title><image:caption>Carmelized onion and goat cheese tart on a bed of rocket. Almost too pretty to eat. Tiny, but richly delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bacon-butty-on-train-to-cardiff-9-27-14-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bacon butty on train to Cardiff 9-27-14 GOOD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/england-is-green-9-27-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>England is green 9-27-14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/first-class-on-first-great-western-train-to-cardiff-9-27-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First class on First Great Western train to Cardiff 9-27-14</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T20:25:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/09/26/days-1-and-2-primark-and-richmond-park/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/view-of-st-pauls-cathedral-through-gate-king-henrys-mound-richmond-park-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>View of St Paul's Cathedral through gate, King Henry's Mound, Richmond Park London</image:title><image:caption>The slit in the center is the view. You can't see it in the picture because I took this with a smartphone. You'll have to come see it for yourself.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pond-in-sun-isabella-plantation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pond in sun Isabella Plantation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/deer-poo-on-the-road-richmond-park-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deer poo on the road Richmond Park, London</image:title><image:caption>This is the part nobody tells you about. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/roe-deer-again-very-close-richmond-park-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roe deer again - very close Richmond Park, London</image:title><image:caption>This is the part the tourists want to see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/oyster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oyster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fish-and-chips-at-the-new-inn-kingston-upon-thames.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fish and chips at The New Inn, Kingston-upon-Thames</image:title><image:caption>If you find a place with good fish and chips, you’ve found heaven.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-27T14:03:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/09/24/aaaaand-shes-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/adventure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adventure</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T14:31:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/09/19/why-of-course-ill-change-my-name-blush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kermit-sour-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kermit sour face</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-20T16:12:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/09/18/happy-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cutty_sark_ship_1869_-_slv_h91-250-164.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cutty_Sark_(ship,_1869)_-_SLV_H91.250-164</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-19T01:40:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/09/13/the-saga-of-secret-book-and-the-upcoming-holiday-continues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bookkeeping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bookkeeping</image:title><image:caption>Maybe if the book sells, I can write it off!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pittbull-fight-universe-and-me.png</image:loc><image:title>Pittbull fight universe and me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/spongebob_imagination.png</image:loc><image:title>spongebob_imagination</image:title><image:caption>Anything is possible with…IMAGINATION. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-14T04:14:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/02/becoming-and-blocking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/roses-hostage-layout.png</image:loc><image:title>Rose's Hostage layout</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-01T03:30:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/01/antagonists-and-adjectives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/male-gangster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>male gangster</image:title><image:caption>Maybe you shouldn't have laughed at his unfortunate fashion choices.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-01T03:30:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/03/31/2012-blogging-from-a-z-welcome-to-april/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-01T03:28:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/08/31/vocabulary-t-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tzimmes-2-640x480.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tzimmes-2-640x480</image:title><image:caption>I don’t know about you, but I think this looks freaking delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/minnow_big.jpg</image:loc><image:title>minnow_big</image:title><image:caption>Like the one that caused this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/aunt-marge-inflated.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aunt Marge inflated</image:title><image:caption>“Looking a bit turgid there, Marge; been eating too many salty crisps, have you?” </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/topiary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TOPIARY</image:title><image:caption>They look innocent enough…  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/8-cell-simple.gif</image:loc><image:title>8-cell-simple</image:title><image:caption>I’m in your universe, messing with your mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/peter-capaldi-leonardo-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter-capaldi-leonardo-2013</image:title><image:caption>Irascible?  Who are you calling irascible? And why in the name of the universe are you talking like that? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-01T15:41:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/08/27/sumer-is-agoin-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bardarbunga-ash-cloud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bardarbunga ash cloud</image:title><image:caption>Stop it.  Stop it now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-29T22:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/07/16/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows-part-2-ending-a-series/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-19T02:52:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/08/11/rip-robin-williams/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-12T03:10:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/08/05/in-the-thick-of-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lochness2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LochNess2</image:title><image:caption>Next time you see this on here, it will be a picture by ME.  :D</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wonder-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wonder Woman</image:title><image:caption>If writing were easy, they’d call it this. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-06T02:20:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/04/13/jokes-folks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/no1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-23T01:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/07/21/beginning-and-advice-from-a-master/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rendezvous-in-rome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rendezvous in Rome</image:title><image:caption>God, I love the internet. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-03T20:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/07/08/how-to-drive-yourself-insane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/little-britain-emily-and-friend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little Britain Emily and Friend</image:title><image:caption>I laughed so hard at this show I almost coughed up a lung. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/woman-front-man-behind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman front man behind</image:title><image:caption>Reunions are sweet.  Unless he stole your purse last time. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T21:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/06/19/querying-and-outlining-and-ed-sheeran-oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/the_scream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Scream</image:title><image:caption>Possibly; or maybe, I’ll just lose my mind. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/crying-asian-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying Asian baby</image:title><image:caption>Dream crusher!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T16:59:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/03/character-c-is-for-critical-flaw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock-series-3-eh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock series 3 eh</image:title><image:caption> No, truly, I am.  Did I really need an excuse to post this?  Did you mind?  I think not. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/knock_penny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Knock_penny</image:title><image:caption>*knock knock knock* Watson…*knock knock knock* Watson…*knock knock knock*Watson…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T15:58:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/05/28/the-sad-and-the-glad-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/birthday-mall-haul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Birthday mall haul!</image:title><image:caption>Birthday mall haul!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/maya-angelou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maya Angelou</image:title><image:caption>Angelou reciting her poem, "On the Pulse of Morning", at President Bill Clinton's inauguration, January 1993</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-30T21:29:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/05/22/a-noteable-birthday-and-an-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sherlock-holmes-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock Holmes -26</image:title><image:caption>You did promise me, you know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/hat-sherlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hat Sherlock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sir_arthur_conan_doyle_1890.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sir_Arthur_Conan_Doyle_1890</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-23T03:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/05/15/net-neutrality-takes-a-hit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1280px-eckert4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1280px-Eckert4</image:title><image:caption>I kinda want to leave. But where to go?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-18T01:17:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/05/11/the-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/about-to-cry-hispanic-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>about to cry hispanic baby</image:title><image:caption>Well, fuck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sun-rays.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sun rays</image:title><image:caption>Haaaaaaaallelujah!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-21T01:36:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/05/03/reflections-on-the-a-z-challenge-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/a-to-z_reflection_2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A-to-Z_Reflection_[2014]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/baby-yelling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby yelling</image:title><image:caption>YOU HAVE FAILED ME, PEOPLE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sherlock-jumps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sherlock jumps</image:title><image:caption>This was starting to look pretty good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/reeve_and_serfs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reeve_and_Serfs</image:title><image:caption>I’m already in indentured servitude to student loans. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/magic-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magic-04</image:title><image:caption>It’s magic.  No, really.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-09T20:58:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/05/02/an-important-message-from-brian-keene/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-02T22:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/30/character-z-is-for-zzz-death-of-a-character/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock-season-3-restaurant-promo-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock-Season-3-restaurant-promo-image</image:title><image:caption>Poor Watson.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hershel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hershel</image:title><image:caption>Hershel, we hardly knew ye.  Well, we did, but that’s beside the point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dumbledores-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dumbledore's death</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I bawled all over my hardback.  Not ashamed. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-03T02:38:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/29/character-y-is-for-you-and-not-mary-sue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/shield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SHIELD</image:title><image:caption>This show is all about escape. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mycroft-with-umbrella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mycroft with umbrella</image:title><image:caption>Next on Oprah:  Writers who play the characters they write on TV!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-29T21:01:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/28/character-x-is-for-xposition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tiredwomanreadingbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiredwomanreadingbook</image:title><image:caption>I’ll finish it laterrr—maybe not. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/eh5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eh5</image:title><image:caption>It’s elementary, John.  He must be a car salesman. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dump-truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dump truck</image:title><image:caption>BEEP BEEP BEEP!  Stop the story; we’re backing up!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-28T21:49:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/21/character-r-is-for-romance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/romeo-and-juliet-romeo-and-juliet-1968-6573064-452-639.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romeo-and-juliet-romeo-and-juliet-1968-6573064-452-639</image:title><image:caption>It’s all about the nooky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/remains-of-the-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE REMAINS OF THE DAY</image:title><image:caption>Talk about the British keeping a stiff upper lip…</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/waiter-emptyhearse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waiter emptyhearse</image:title><image:caption>This waiter has extremely bad timing. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-27T04:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/26/character-w-is-for-worldview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/friends-couch.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Friends couch</image:title><image:caption>I’ll be there for you…but only if you're the same as me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/animal-men-wicker-man-1973.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robin HardyÕs THE WICKER MAN (1973). Courtesy: Rialto Pictures/ Studiocanal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/summer-of-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Summer of love</image:title><image:caption>Or open-pantsedness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/empty-hearse-bomb.png</image:loc><image:title>empty hearse bomb</image:title><image:caption>Well, John, my deductive skill tells me that we’ve discovered a robot turkey. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-28T02:55:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/25/character-v-is-for-villainy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/khan-bc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Khan BC</image:title><image:caption>That voice would make us do almost anything.    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/magnussen-and-john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock</image:title><image:caption>Magnussen is just plain nasty, no doubt about it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/elmyra-hug.png</image:loc><image:title>Elmyra hug</image:title><image:caption>I’m gonna hug you and squeeze you and love you forever!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/snapesonaplane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snapesonaplane</image:title><image:caption>This had nothing to do with the subject, but it made me laugh really hard despite the horrid misplaced apostrophe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tdk-joker-the-dark-knight-1959058-498-375.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TDK-Joker-the-dark-knight-1959058-498-375</image:title><image:caption>And the clothes.  Don’t forget the clothes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-26T02:33:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/24/character-u-is-for-underpinnings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/frodoafter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frodoafter</image:title><image:caption>And leaves him in dire need of some Rivendell hair and skin products.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gandalf-main.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gandalf-Main</image:title><image:caption>Where he goes, trouble follows. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/watson-waiter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Watson waiter</image:title><image:caption>Watson will forever harbor a fear of smarmy French waiters.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-25T22:52:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/22/character-s-is-for-sex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/rosemarys-baby-p03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rosemarys-Baby-p03</image:title><image:caption>Just ask Rosemary. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/voldemort.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voldemort</image:title><image:caption>Probably never.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mrs-hudson1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs. Hudson!</image:title><image:caption>A seething cauldron of desire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T16:17:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/20/happy-easter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/eeeeeggs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EEEEEGGS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T02:15:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/19/character-q-is-for-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mrs-hudson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs Hudson</image:title><image:caption>Yes, dear, I know it’s important, but you’ve got to stop blowing up the coffeemaker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/boromir_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boromir_thumb</image:title><image:caption>Hey, that's not a spoiler.  He's played by Sean Bean.  You know he's gonna die.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-20T02:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/19/character-p-is-for-potency/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/overworked-businesswoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OVerworked businesswoman</image:title><image:caption>When I said I’d help with your TPS reports, this isn’t exactly what I meant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/deathly-hallows-part-1-official-photoshoot-harry-potter-27555566-958-1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deathly-Hallows-Part-1-Official-Photoshoot-harry-potter-27555566-958-1280</image:title><image:caption>I’m hardly perfect; I passed out during my History of Magic exam and failed!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock-glance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock glance</image:title><image:caption>My potency is quite obvious, isn’t it?  Now bring on the next client.  I’ve got through five already before breakfast. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-20T02:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/17/character-o-is-for-outcast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dailymailsherlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dailymailsherlock</image:title><image:caption>At times, Sherlock fits all three.  But we love him anyway.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlockbbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sherlockbbc</image:title><image:caption>At times, Sherlock fits all three.  But we love him anyway. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/250px-severus_snape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>250px-Severus_Snape</image:title><image:caption>Classic Hogwarts outcast.  Good or bad?  Discuss.  If you haven’t read HP, DO IT NOW, GRASSHOPPER.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T14:16:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/16/character-n-is-for-negativity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>LUCY</image:title><image:caption>Happy for me is when everybody leaves me alone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mycroft-crabby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mycroft crabby</image:title><image:caption>Rubbish.  People are awful and you know it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-17T13:32:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/15/character-m-is-for-mannerisms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hannibal</image:title><image:caption>Just sic Hannibal Lecter on him.  He’ll figure it out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/a-sweet-smile-from-jack-captain-jack-sparrow-32932711-512-424.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A-sweet-smile-from-Jack-captain-jack-sparrow-32932711-512-424</image:title><image:caption>But you adore me anyway, don’t you, luv?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/watsonvest1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>watsonvest1</image:title><image:caption>I tried to tell him he was about to walk off the kerb, but he wouldn’t stop nattering. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T13:53:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/13/character-k-is-for-kryptonite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock_s03e03_1080p_kissthemgoodbye_net_4570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock_S03E03_1080p_kissthemgoodbye_net_4570</image:title><image:caption>Pressure points, anyone?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/vulnerabilities_kryptonite2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vulnerabilities_kryptonite2</image:title><image:caption>Might want to get that checked out, Superdude. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/claw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Claw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tree-pile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tree pile</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T17:28:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/12/not-a-z-because-k-is-for-krazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/treefall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treefall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-12T22:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/11/character-j-is-for-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dr-john-watson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr-John-Watson</image:title><image:caption>Likes it enough to follow Sherlock Holmes around for over a hundred years. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/man-with-pillow-over-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man with pillow over head</image:title><image:caption>Maybe if I ignore the alarm, it’ll go away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sue-townsend-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sue-townsend-001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T20:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/10/character-i-is-for-independence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock-and-his-brother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock and his brother</image:title><image:caption>Oh, for God’s sake, Mycroft, stop being so annoyingly fraternal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/harry-potter-and-the-order-of-the-phoenix-ronald-weasley-17171720-500-208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry-Potter-and-the-Order-Of-The-Phoenix-ronald-weasley-17171720-500-208</image:title><image:caption>This Chosen One crap is bloody stupid.  Somebody help me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-10T18:05:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/09/character-h-is-for-happiness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock-martin-freeman-1-460x305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sherlock-martin-freeman-1-460x305</image:title><image:caption> @DrJohnWatson tweeted:  Really just want a nice, quiet cuppa with my sweetheart and my best mate and—oh bloody hell.  Bring on the danger.  #addictedtoacertainlifestyle </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/champagne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Champagne</image:title><image:caption> Or not.   </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T20:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/08/character-g-is-for-gender-of-the-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock-mind-palace.png</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock mind palace</image:title><image:caption>He sees EVERYTHING. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/confused-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confused man</image:title><image:caption>Nope nope nope nope. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T21:57:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/11/01/5-ways-being-creative-sucks/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-05T21:22:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/05/character-e-is-for-emotional-traits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man</image:title><image:caption>My name is Tim.  You killed my sister.  Prepare to die.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/watson-neurotic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>watson neurotic</image:title><image:caption>Probably neurotic as hell.  But can you blame him?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sherlock-violin-e1396731892742.png</image:loc><image:title>sherlock violin</image:title><image:caption>I’m guessing REALLY low on extraversion and agreeableness. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-05T21:14:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/04/character-d-is-for-dynamic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scary-cute-asian-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scary cute asian girls</image:title><image:caption>I have my doubts about these two.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/watson-series-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Watson series 3</image:title><image:caption>“Finding out your wife has an enormous and dangerous secret vs. tripping on the kerb?  Well, bollocks; I don’t know which one’s worse.” </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-05T23:15:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/02/character-a-is-for-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/businesswoman-boring-call.jpg</image:loc><image:title>businesswoman boring call</image:title><image:caption> Boy, I really didn’t know jack. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/the-big-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the big party</image:title><image:caption> Nope, gonna party ‘til I drop!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T01:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/04/02/character-b-is-for-backstory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/atoz-2014-banner-910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atoz [2014] - BANNER - 910</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/castle-moat-an-garden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Castle moat an garden</image:title><image:caption> This will do. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/moriarty-jim-moriarty-31410380-490-443.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moriarty-jim-moriarty-31410380-490-443</image:title><image:caption> Even this guy. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-03T15:55:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/03/18/vocabulary-s-is-for-lots-of-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sherlock-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock again</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/leech.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leech</image:title><image:caption> I’m in yer hand, suckin’ yer bad bloods out. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fred-and-george.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fred and George</image:title><image:caption> We’re experts at it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sherlock3.png</image:loc><image:title>sherlock3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-19T20:46:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/03/16/editing-homework-and-blogging-from-a-z/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-18T01:39:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/02/11/vocabulary-%e2%80%93-letter-i-wanna-go-to-the-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/scarlet-ibis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scarlet ibis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T01:58:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2010/12/29/vocabulary-the-letter-h-and-100th-post/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-17T01:57:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2010/12/03/vocabulary-gee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/64374khkzduv29o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>64374khkzduv29o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T01:53:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2010/11/16/vocabulary-fee-fi-fo-fum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/3bf66-saguenay_fjord_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3bf66-saguenay_fjord_lg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/199424993_0a63b36212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>199424993_0a63b36212</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T01:48:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2010/10/24/vocabulary-c-is-for-cookie-and-other-assorted-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/002d4-d60fa_coelacanth11814190.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002d4-d60fa_coelacanth11814190</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/258881152_81ab2e209e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>258881152_81ab2e209e</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T01:46:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/02/16/vocabulary-r-is-for-rawr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/revelry-at-an-inn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>REvelry at an Inn</image:title><image:caption>Kinda like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/watson.png</image:loc><image:title>watson</image:title><image:caption>Well, I give up….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T04:04:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/01/30/news-bloggers-have-first-amendment-rights-too/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-01T03:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/01/28/tunerville-update-and-principles-of-design/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/crichton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crichton</image:title><image:caption>Rest in peace, sir.  You left us too soon.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T15:02:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/01/01/holy-cats-someones-reading-tunerville-and-other-assorted-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/joker-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joker poster</image:title><image:caption>Starting with this poster!  Yeah, I know; I’m a huge geek.  So what!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-02T01:08:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2014/01/01/happy-new-year-2013-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-02T01:09:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/12/19/how-you-doin-and-tunerville-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/strong-man1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strong man</image:title><image:caption>Again, this would be fine. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T04:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/11/28/thanksgiving-2013/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-02T15:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/11/02/nanowrimo-copymarks-and-zombies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/what-does-my-sweater-say.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What does my sweater say</image:title><image:caption>What does my sweater say?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/brian-retweet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian retweet</image:title><image:caption> I love it when I get retweeted.  I’m not usually sarcastic enough for Twitter. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/businessman-on-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Businessman on phone</image:title><image:caption>“Yes, I know this seems to have a lot of typos, but the author is an LOLcat.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/copy-sheet-snap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COPY SHEET SNAP</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T16:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/09/23/real-men-dont-act-like-monsters/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-28T20:39:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/10/06/doctor-sleep-a-rare-and-awesome-stephen-king-sequel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chest-first-sanding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chest first sanding</image:title><image:caption>Remember this? It's patiently waiting for me to get my butt out to the garage and stain and varnish it.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wendy-shining-reads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wendy-shining-reads</image:title><image:caption>Wendy recoils in slowly dawning horror at what Kubrick did to her character.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T21:59:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/10/03/tom-clancy-rip-also-cookie-winner/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-04T17:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/09/24/its-banned-books-week-read-a-book-nobody-wants-you-to-see/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ala-freadom-slide-2013-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ALA Freadom Slide 2013 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/magic-wand-remote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magic wand remote</image:title><image:caption>THIS magic wand really works…and it is awesome. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-25T02:06:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/09/19/yarrr-it-be-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-24T04:07:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/08/31/what-do-you-do-when-you-dont-want-to-do-what-youre-doing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/grumpy-cat-le-miserable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grumpy-Cat-Le-Miserable</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T01:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/07/13/flea-market-fabulous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/camphor-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camphor tree</image:title><image:caption>Camphor tree in Osaka prefecture, Japan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/asian-chest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Asian chest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T15:58:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/07/07/a-view-on-second-drafts-article-by-moira-allen/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-10T16:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/07/04/happy-4th-of-july-updates/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-04T15:19:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/06/26/scotus-votes-doma-unconstitutional/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-26T18:52:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/06/23/marriage-equality-and-the-power-of-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/confused-businessman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confused businessman</image:title><image:caption>Not unlike my face at that moment. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-24T00:23:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/06/22/the-adventures-of-psycho-kitty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pig-under-the-hydrangea-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pig under the hydrangea 2</image:title><image:caption>Remember to spay and neuter your pets.  You don’t want another Me running around, although I AM fabulous. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/crackhouse-aftermath-11-12-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crackhouse aftermath 11-12-11</image:title><image:caption>Post 3:00 a.m meth bust.  It doesn’t look much better now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/patiocat-internet-famous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PatioCat INternet famous</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-04T16:06:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/06/15/writing-the-novel-synopsis-or-im-supposed-to-tell-you-how-it-ends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/crying-doll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crying doll</image:title><image:caption> 

Dolly, in despair over bad reviews of her torrid Ken-Barbie-G.I. Joe love triangle romantic thriller, ended up on the street. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/angry-man-ripping-papers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry man ripping papers</image:title><image:caption>One page?! How the hell can I summarize my whole novel on only one page?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/olivers-dress-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oliver's dress up</image:title><image:caption>Yes, he’s a boy and yes, he likes purple flowers.  Also, I control him.  Muwahaha!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/oliver-fixed-2-6-13-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oliver fixed 2 6-13-13</image:title><image:caption> 

Bow-chicka-wow-wow. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-18T05:50:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/06/02/star-trek-into-darkness-j-j-abrams-new-romp-is-a-must-see/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/shirtless-kirk-star-trek-into-darkness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shirtless-kirk-star-trek-into-darkness</image:title><image:caption>Oh, but thanks for the shirtless Kirk thing, there.  Whee! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cumberbatchintodarkness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cumberbatchintodarkness</image:title><image:caption>Nope, not gonna. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/spock_zachary_quinto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spock_Zachary_Quinto</image:title><image:caption> Except maybe for this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/startrekintodarkness_finalusposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StarTrekIntoDarkness_FinalUSPoster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-02T22:20:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/05/28/happy-birthday-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/5-28-13-oliver-accident.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5-28-13 Oliver accident</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T23:55:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/05/27/computer-blues-and-book-updates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nooooo-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nooooo cat</image:title><image:caption>Nooooooo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/old-wheezy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old Wheezy</image:title><image:caption>Old Wheezy, in his natural habitat in my craft/sewing/whatever room.  Love that CRT.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mem-day-doggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mem day doggie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T11:04:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/05/14/update-and-5-lies-unpublished-writers-tell-themselves-matt-mikalatos/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-15T21:12:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/08/18/more-annoying-online-errors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/catliketyping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catliketyping</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hermione-sorcerers-stone-6-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hermione-sorcerers-stone-6-1</image:title><image:caption>It's leviOsa, not levioSA, you bloody idiot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bugs-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bugs-Bunny</image:title><image:caption>What an ultra-maroon!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bald-bear-2_1516926i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bald-bear-2_1516926i</image:title><image:caption>If you tell me this is a bair, I can't help you.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-05T03:10:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/19/the-buttersmiths-gold-and-an-unfortunate-announcement/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-21T13:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/17/new-microsoft-office-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/file-tab-ms-office-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FILE TAB MS OFFICE 2013</image:title><image:caption>Ick.  Ick ickety ick.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/titanicvideogame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TitanicVideoGame</image:title><image:caption>Someone really needs to remake this game.  It is awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/page-paragraph-box-word-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PAGE PARAGRAPH BOX WORD 2013</image:title><image:caption>Still ugly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T23:13:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/16/mondays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mrkrabs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MrKrabs</image:title><image:caption>"And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pile-of-books-surachai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pile of books surachai</image:title><image:caption>Think if I threw the dictionary out the front door that would count?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T18:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/14/legacy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/titanic-dinner-4-14-12-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanic dinner 4-14-12 CROP</image:title><image:caption>Gotta love that 1952 Formica....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T00:48:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/13/kookies-shut-up-its-for-the-k-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/crying-baby-pan-and-cap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crying baby pan and cap</image:title><image:caption>When I'm done crying, I'll make cookies.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/businessman-yay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Businessman YAY</image:title><image:caption>Okay, calm down.  I haven't made the announcement yet. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T00:41:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/12/juggling-papers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pig-under-the-hydrangea-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pig under the hydrangea 2</image:title><image:caption>What about me?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T01:28:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/11/infelicity/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-13T02:34:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/10/1828/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/patiocat-curtains-are-toast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PatioCat Curtains are Toast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lady-watching-tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady watching TV</image:title><image:caption>As soon as my TV show is over, I promise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T00:04:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/09/grumbles/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-11T02:48:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/08/footling-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/derp-kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>derp kitty</image:title><image:caption>Did you know “derp” made it into the Oxford English Dictionary? Yep, it’s officially a word.  Good thing, since I derp so much. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-09T00:43:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/06/efficacy/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-08T13:47:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/04/daily-dabbling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/young-girl-stretching-her-arms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young girl stretching her arms</image:title><image:caption>It's like working out, which I know we all love—don't we?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-07T20:36:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/03/bullet-points/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bagel-with-salmon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bagel with salmon</image:title><image:caption>If I say "bagel" three times, will that make a sandwich appear? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-04T11:50:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/03/culling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/breakfastclub01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breakfastclub01</image:title><image:caption>Okay, which one is the serial killer?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/frowny-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frowny kid</image:title><image:caption>Seriously?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-06T18:38:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/04/01/aaack/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-03T23:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/03/28/blogging-from-a-z-challenge-plan-of-attack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/a2z-2013-banner-900_zps1a85732a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A2Z-2013-BANNER-900_zps1a85732a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/chocolate-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate Cake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/woman-holding-katana-weapon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman holding katana weapon</image:title><image:caption>I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-04T03:16:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/03/02/a-professional-critique-and-newbook-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/angry-alarm-clock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angry alarm clock</image:title><image:caption>Timewaster!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/att-galaxy-s-ii_h2-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ATT-Galaxy-S-II_h2-1</image:title><image:caption>Want want want…aaaaahhhh….prepaid smartphone *drooool*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-13T00:44:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/02/18/vocabulary-mind-your-qs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/q-pouting.png</image:loc><image:title>Q pouting</image:title><image:caption>The very definition of the word.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T05:38:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2013/02/03/places-in-your-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/amazed-young-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amazed young boy</image:title><image:caption>You'll find out, youngling.  You'll find out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/theshire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TheShire</image:title><image:caption>We like it here and we don’t need to go on no stinkin’ quests.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T19:23:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/06/01/flying-tips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/father-and-child.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father and child</image:title><image:caption>"Someday, boopy, you'll wear pretty dresses, ride a pony and be subject to extra-constitutional privacy invasion. Make us proud."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/grumpy-child.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grumpy child</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, it’s not that cute when you’re eight, either. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lady-warning-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady warning you</image:title><image:caption>If I could get a tack past the TSA, it would be sooo in your seat…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-03T16:20:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/12/30/2012-in-review-happy-new-year/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-31T01:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/12/25/merry-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dashing-through-the-no.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dashing through the no</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-26T04:42:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/12/06/4-ways-im-relaxing-after-nanowrimo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bedroom-full-of-junk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bedroom full of junk</image:title><image:caption>Not quite, but getting there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mulderface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mulderface</image:title><image:caption>AAACHOOO!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-07T04:43:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/30/nanowrimo-day-30-finished/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T18:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/29/nanowrimo-day-29-one-day-left/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T18:30:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/28/nanowrimo-day-28-slowing-down/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-29T00:39:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/27/nanowrimo-day-27-return-of-the-ouches/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-28T02:22:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/26/nanowrimo-day-26-were-from-the-government-and-were-here-to-help/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mouse-on-papers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mouse on papers</image:title><image:caption>I sent that thing the first week of August.  That's government efficiency for you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/zuul-in-fridge1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zuul-in-fridge</image:title><image:caption>Man, this new refrigerator is acting weird lately.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-28T15:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/25/nanowrimo-day-26-didnt-do-crap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tree-2012-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tree 2012 CROP</image:title><image:caption>The lights twinkle.  I would have made them do that but I don't know how yet.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T17:58:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/24/nanowrimo-day-24/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-25T01:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/23/nanowrimo-day-23-back-in-the-saddle/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-24T03:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/22/nanowrimo-day-22-happy-thanksgiving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/patiocat-turkey-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PatioCat Turkey Day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/t-day-dinner1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-Day dinner</image:title><image:caption>Clockwise from top right: Frodo goblet full of milk, sweet potato patties, mashed potatoes and gravy, ham slice cooked in apricot jam sauce, carrots with butter and dill, crescent rolls.    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/t-day-dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-Day dinner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-23T03:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/21/nanowrimo-day-21-blanket-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/chocolate-cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate cupcake</image:title><image:caption>A similar dosage of this substance was helpful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T23:44:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/20/nanowrimo-day-20-fire-in-the-hole/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-22T20:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/18/nanowrimo-day-18-words-words-everywhere/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-20T05:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/19/nanowrimo-day-19-and-not-a-verb-to-link/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-20T02:01:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/17/nanowrimo-day-17-sigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/best-of-depressed-cat-meme2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>best-of-depressed-cat-meme2</image:title><image:caption>Just my luck.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-18T01:57:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/16/nanowrimo-day-16-home-improvement/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-17T02:53:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/15/nanowrimo-day-15-getting-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kitty-at-vendor-mart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitty at Vendor Mart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sea-lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea lions</image:title><image:caption>Kind of like this, but without fur. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-16T03:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/14/nanowrimo-day-14/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T02:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/13/nanowrimo-day-13-first-draft-problems/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T03:36:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/12/nanowrimo-day-12/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T02:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/11/nanowrimo-day-11-ouches-and-couches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/icicles-on-house-roof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icicles on house roof</image:title><image:caption>Ugh.   I call dibs on perpetual summer. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T01:14:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/10/nanowrimo-day-10-lots-of-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sitting-skeleto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sitting skeleton</image:title><image:caption>Feels like I've been sitting here forever. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T15:38:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/09/nanowrimo-day-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/high-school-girl-on-laptop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>High school girl on laptop</image:title><image:caption>Oh no you DI' INT!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-10T00:59:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/04/nanowrimo-day-4-short-but-sweet/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-09T02:28:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/03/nanowrimo-day-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/writerzblox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Writerzblox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T02:27:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/02/nanowrimo-day-2-squirrels-sick-and-sorry/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-09T02:26:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/08/nanowrimo-day-8-asleep-at-the-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/platoon-event.jpg</image:loc><image:title>platoon-event</image:title><image:caption>Nooooooo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T21:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/07/nanowrimo-day-7-back-on-track/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/top-secret.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Top secret</image:title><image:caption>If I told you, I'd have to kill you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T04:17:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/06/nanowrimo-day-6-election-day/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-07T14:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/05/nanowrimo-day-5-slogging-along/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-06T01:42:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/11/01/11112-first-day-of-nanowrimo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bug-eyed-nerd-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bug-eyed nerd CROP</image:title><image:caption>Nerd and proud of it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-04T22:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/10/31/happy-halloween-and-nanowrimo-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cyberpumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cyberpumpkin!</image:title><image:caption>"You will be upgraded."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-31T16:44:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/10/21/skating-programs-tell-a-story-too/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-21T23:04:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/10/14/national-novel-writing-month-or-that-crazy-writers-locked-herself-in-the-closet-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/navy-seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Navy seal</image:title><image:caption>Lock and load. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/trophy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trophy</image:title><image:caption>Here's your trophy, you self-righteous bastard.       </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stylish-man-pointing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stylish man pointing</image:title><image:caption>The awesomeness of this would be, well, awesome. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-19T14:17:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/10/13/vocabulary-p/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ssn06_144topper.gif</image:loc><image:title>SSN06_144topper</image:title><image:caption>They know what they're doing.  I think.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/leopards-python_1815807i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leopards-python_1815807i</image:title><image:caption>Also make good cat toys, apparently. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-13T23:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/10/03/patiocats-take-on-the-election/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/patiocat-write-in-candidate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PatioCat Write in candidate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-03T19:29:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/09/29/celebrate-national-banned-books-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cat-scratching-smartphone-by-koratmember.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat scratching smartphone by koratmember</image:title><image:caption>ALL the cool cats have them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/little-boy-drinking-milk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little boy drinking milk</image:title><image:caption>"You lied to me about where this stuff comes from, didn't you?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/crying-boy-by-milan-jurek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crying boy by Milan Jurek</image:title><image:caption>Are those books behind that little guy?  Quick, do something before they INFEST HIS BRAIN WITH IDEAS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/eyelash-view-boy-with-books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eyelash view boy with books</image:title><image:caption>Oh wait….    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bbw-2012-poster_banned_300x200_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BBW 2012 Poster_banned_300x200_0</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-29T23:51:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/09/23/more-favorite-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/clive-barker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clive Barker</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't seem like the father of demonspawn like Rawhead Rex…</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ingallsfamilya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ingallsfamilya</image:title><image:caption>The Ingalls family.  From left to right:  Ma (seated), Carrie, Laura, Pa, Grace, Mary (seated).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/anne-frank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anne-Frank</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-24T00:04:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/09/17/have-fun-at-work-on-talk-like-a-pirate-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tlapdbanner2.gif</image:loc><image:title>tlapdbanner2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/talk_like_a_pirate_day.gif</image:loc><image:title>Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-22T19:51:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/09/14/sigh/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T21:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/08/25/figure-skating-dresses-arent-just-for-skinnies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nancy-kerrigan-wearing_vera_wang_costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oly Fig Skating Kerrigan</image:title><image:caption>We can't ALL wear Vera Wang.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-28T00:21:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2009/12/21/all-those-eyes/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-18T21:09:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/08/12/writing-when-youre-not-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/online-dating-key.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Online dating key</image:title><image:caption>For God's sake, stay away from the button!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/angel-man-worried.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel man worried</image:title><image:caption>I have no clue what the hell this is supposed to be, but it cheered me up for a minute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/diary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diary2</image:title><image:caption>Note to self:  burn this old thing….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-19T16:24:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/08/04/vocabulary-o-yeah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/owlery2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Owlery2</image:title><image:caption>Harry waits for a message, perhaps a recipe for poop-stain removal.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/purple-ombre-cake-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple-ombre-cake-4</image:title><image:caption>Like this...om nom nom...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-04T22:09:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/07/19/patiocat-the-voice-of-reason/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/patiocat-how-come-can-get-married1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PatioCat How come can get married</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/patiocat-how-come-can-get-married.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PatioCat How come can get married</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-19T22:21:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/07/10/why-i-dont-want-to-read-your-manuscript/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/christian_bale_387.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christian_Bale_387</image:title><image:caption>Dear God.  We can’t blame you.  *droooool*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-11T02:17:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/07/07/vocabulary-n-aah-naah-naaah-naah-hey-hey-hey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DARK</image:title><image:caption>“Honey?  Honey, is that you?  W-where’s the light switch…YEEEAAAAUUUUGGGHH!!!”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-07T21:49:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/07/04/happy-july-4th/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dammit-bambi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dammit Bambi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-07T23:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/06/28/bad-things-happen-and-theres-nothing-you-can-do/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-29T02:22:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/06/10/prometheus-afraid-of-its-own-ideas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheus-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prometheus 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ridley-reveals-space-jockey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ridley-reveals-Space-Jockey</image:title><image:caption>“Wonder what happened here?”  You don’t wanna know….</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheusmovie_11512_6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prometheusmovie_11512_6</image:title><image:caption>Famous last words: "I know what I'm doing!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheuso_screencap14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prometheusO_screencap14</image:title><image:caption>Litterbug!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheus_810.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prometheus_810</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-17T04:00:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/06/06/ray-bradbury-1920-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ray-bradbury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ray Bradbury</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-07T18:01:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/06/05/6-15-12-venus-solar-transit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/6-15-12-yeah-so-what.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6-15-12 Yeah so what</image:title><image:caption>Oh joy, more noisy fireworks.  Just great.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/venus-transit-caption-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Venus Transit caption pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-08T00:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/12/25/favorite-movies-to-watch-at-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-02T20:00:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/01/02/20-things-i-am-thankful-for-in-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/piggy-on-the-patio1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Piggy on the patio</image:title><image:caption>Even this one, fat and mouthy as she is.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-02T19:50:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/01/27/lose-your-job-do-these-five-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/caviar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caviar</image:title><image:caption>But MAWWWWMM...I waaant iiiit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/white-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>White cat</image:title><image:caption>Oh wait....I'm supposed to be sad here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/green-egg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green egg</image:title><image:caption>You can own chickens in my city now.  Maybe I can sell eggs!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-02T19:21:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/05/24/first-fiction-contest-win/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-24T20:38:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/05/16/watch-out-anthony-giangregorio-and-protecting-yourself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man</image:title><image:caption>Hey, chicky, wanna sell a story? Have I got a deal for you…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T00:50:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/05/10/writing-and-relationships/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/elderly-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elderly woman</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, Grandma, the bloody zombie apocalypse cannibal gorefest isn’t done yet. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T19:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/05/04/star-wars-day-and-other-nerd-holidays/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-15T17:06:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/12/juvenile-fiction-and-jargon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/businessman-and-businesswoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Businessman and businesswoman</image:title><image:caption>“Yeah, we’re laughing at your pathetic attempts to communicate with us.” </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/golden-kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Golden kitty</image:title><image:caption>Pleez to forgib me? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T01:09:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/24/underwear-and-unsolicited-advice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/wie-die-pariserin-ihr-haar-ordnet-1898.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wie die Pariserin ihr Haar ordnet 1898</image:title><image:caption>Some underwear is more complex than others. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T00:53:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/28/x-the-man-with-the-x-ray-eyes-and-exposition-dumps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/x-ray-eyes_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>X-RAY-EYES_Poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T00:51:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/29/yucky-and-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/falling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>falling</image:title><image:caption>Like this, only without the stairs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stimpy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stimpy</image:title><image:caption>It’s hard to keep this guy down.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T15:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/30/z/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-11T14:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/26/words-and-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/words-mock-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orange Flames</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-27T18:50:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/25/victorian-era-and-vanity-publishers-my-200th-post/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-25T21:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/18/point-of-view-and-plagiarism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/count_von_waldstein.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Count_von_Waldstein</image:title><image:caption>Portrait of Count Ferdinand von Waldstein, a patron of Beethoven’s, by Antonín Machek (1775 - 1844),.  Think he’d slip me a little green to finish my novel?  Come on, Ferdy….</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-25T02:05:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/24/twist-endings-and-tropes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/laughing-woman-pointing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laughing woman pointing</image:title><image:caption>Psych!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-04T16:46:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/21/spying-and-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/woman-with-open-mouth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman with open mouth</image:title><image:caption>If you’re going to eavesdrop, be subtle about it.  Like this. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-22T01:14:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/20/research-and-rejection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pile-of-books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pile of books</image:title><image:caption> The old-fashioned way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nightmare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightmare</image:title><image:caption>“I’ve had a very bad morning, and I’m gonna blast everything that crosses my desk.”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T23:38:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/04/12/internet-6-tips-to-evaluate-websites/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-21T00:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/20/querying-and-querying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/early-work.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Early work</image:title><image:caption>Writer-in-training.  Is probably already better than I am. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/zombie-head-and-shoulders-tweak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie head and shoulders TWEAK</image:title><image:caption>Come to think of it, this just might sell. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T23:38:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/17/outlines-and-orphans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/orphan-snip.png</image:loc><image:title>Orphan snip</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Elizabeth West</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T14:16:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/16/novels-and-numbers/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-17T15:01:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/14/memories-rms-titanic-april-14-1912/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/246440-shoes-left-behind-the-titanic-wreck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>246440-shoes-left-behind-the-titanic-wreck</image:title><image:caption>Shoes.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/titanic-debris-kristof_18401_600x4501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanic-debris-kristof_18401_600x450</image:title><image:caption>An assortment of objects in the debris field.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2titanic_wideweb__430x2901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2titanic_wideweb__430x290</image:title><image:caption>Titanic's bow.  Notice the "rusticles," bacterial growths eating Titanic's hull.  It is estimated that in 30 years, she will be gone.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/titanic-debris-kristof_18401_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanic-debris-kristof_18401_600x450</image:title><image:caption>Debris from Titanic on the sea floor.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2titanic_wideweb__430x290.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2titanic_wideweb__430x290</image:title><image:caption>A picture of the bow.  Notice the "rusticles," bacterial growths that are eating Titanic.   It is estimated that in 30 more years, she will be gone. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/robert_ballard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert_Ballard</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Robert Ballard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rms_carpathia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RMS_Carpathia</image:title><image:caption>RMS Carpathia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/captain_arthur_henry_rostron_of_carpathia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Captain_arthur_henry_rostron_of_carpathia</image:title><image:caption>Captain Arthur Henry Rostron of RMS Carpathia, in 1912. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lastshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lastshot</image:title><image:caption>The last known picture of Titanic.  Bye bye.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rms_titanic_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RMS_Titanic_3</image:title><image:caption>The Royal Mail Steamship (RMS) Titanic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T01:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/13/limericks-and-line-editing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/color-pencils.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Color pencils</image:title><image:caption>And when I’m done using the pretty colored editing pencils, I like to color a picture.  Then I curl up in a ball and sob. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-15T17:19:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/12/knowledge-of-the-self-and-the-suppression-of-knowledge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hitler-yelling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hitler yelling</image:title><image:caption>Because being batshit crazy just isn't enough. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-15T17:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/10/internet-and-isolation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/trees-and-skyscrapers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trees and skyscrapers</image:title><image:caption>Even in the city you can find greenery.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/my-lolcat-castaway-kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My LOLCat Castaway kitty</image:title><image:caption>And create.  I made this LOLcat just fer u.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T03:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/09/haiku-and-hatey-painty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/matsuo_basho_by_takebe_socho_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matsuo_Basho_by_Takebe_Socho_</image:title><image:caption>Matsuo Basho (1644-1694) Seems like a mellow dude. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kerouac_by_palumbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kerouac_by_Palumbo</image:title><image:caption>Jack Kerouac, 1956.  Even the beatniks looked square back then.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-10T19:01:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/07/genre-and-you-pick-the-hate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/398px-drumheller_t-rex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>398px-Drumheller_t-rex</image:title><image:caption>HOLY MOTHER OF G—oh, it’s fake.  Whew!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/small-girl-reading-textbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small girl reading textbook</image:title><image:caption>“Why yes, I’ve moved on to Anna Karenina. Get that Dr. Seuss outa here.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/800px-colorado-stanley_hotel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Colorado-Stanley_Hotel</image:title><image:caption>This is the REAL Overlook:  the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, CO.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-10T04:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/06/figurative-language-and-first-drafts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/green-tree-frog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green tree frog</image:title><image:caption>Just the same as a major organ, only different.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/little-biker-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little biker boy</image:title><image:caption>Shut up, kid.  Shut up, up, up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-07T19:49:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/05/editing-and-editing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stephen_king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephen_king</image:title><image:caption>The Master.  Dear God, I want to meet this man.  Kthxbai.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/oops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OOPS</image:title><image:caption>Oops.  Good thing they weren't my good headphones.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-06T04:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/04/daring-and-denoument/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/woman-with-boxing-gloves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman with boxing gloves</image:title><image:caption>You behave, youngster, or I’ll sic my granny on you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T19:33:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/04/03/convenience-and-censorship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/az-jmh-2012-007-web3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>az-JMH-2012-007-web</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T01:48:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/03/10/vocabulary-m-m-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/momma-im-scared.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Momma I'm scared</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/258px-morchella_esculenta_remix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>258px-Morchella_esculenta_remix</image:title><image:caption> M. esculenta, the common morel.  Or an uncommonly large boogie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/640px-mhorr_gazelle_portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>640px-Mhorr_gazelle_portrait</image:title><image:caption>I iz in ur stomach, savin ur lifes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/martigora_engraving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martigora_engraving</image:title><image:caption>Why this thing hasn't turned up in a Batman movie, I can't imagine.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-11T14:55:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/02/28/new-blog-and-the-saga-of-the-garage-sale-leftovers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tv-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TV CROP</image:title><image:caption>Nickelodeon.  It's the new crack.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-03T18:26:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/02/18/console-games-are-kicking-my-butt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pyramid-head-behind-james-sh21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pyramid Head behind James SH2</image:title><image:caption>It's only a game...it's only a game...it's only a---GAAAHH!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jugs-n-moogle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jugs n Moogle</image:title><image:caption>Okay, ignore Lulu's enormous boobs. See the little stuffed animal she's holding? That's a Moogle.....you're still staring at her boobs, aren't you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/controller1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Controller</image:title><image:caption>It even LOOKS evil.  Like something Darth Vader would have.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/anima.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anima!</image:title><image:caption>Final Fantasy X anima! How the hell am I gonna---oh I am so screwed. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-20T00:17:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2012/02/04/renovations-sounds-like-a-design-firm-doesnt-it/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-20T21:29:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/04/07/eggscuse-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/green-egg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green egg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-02T23:54:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/04/06/daylight-savings-must-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/daylight-savings-time-poster-20101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daylight Savings Time Poster 2010</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-02T23:52:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/03/05/upcoming-april-a-to-z-blogging-challenge-and-pooped/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-02T23:08:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/2011/02/28/pictures-and-weather-and-work-oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/inside-the-nave1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inside the nave</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mission-san-xavier-del-bac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mission San Xavier del Bac</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/biosphere-2-rainforest1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Biosphere 2 rainforest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/biosphere-beach1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Biosphere beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lemon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lemon!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/desert1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Desert</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/aluminum-disk-in-south-lung2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aluminum disk in South Lung</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/well-inside-south-lung1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>well inside South Lung</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/aluminum-disk-in-south-lung1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aluminum disk in South Lung</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://aelizabethwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/biosphere-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Biosphere 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